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| 0 | Continuation Mode: 1, Token Length: 374 |
| 1 | We’re back |
| 2 | Eating pasta while taking a shit. How are you |
| 3 | Noise by the Video Live |
| 4 | What's with the hairdryer in the background |
| 5 | we're back |
| 6 | fart |
| 7 | We are all ugly |
| 8 | Sup HBTDL |
| 8 | No AC? |
| 1 | In an auditorium this time? |
| 4 | yeah its better |
| 7 | Collab |
| 4 | Thomas white we need stream round 2 |
| 2 | We need it nice and cool in here like a meat locker |
| 3 | Thomas Black and Eastern Uprise |
| 2 | I say keep the fan on |
| 9 | said hi |
| 6 | Dat be racist |
| 3 | no cap, shiiiit, you are cooooked |
| 0 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 9 | Hell yeah |
| 9 | Let’s do it |
| 1 | YES! |
| 6 | You're not in Germany yet? ok that's it, I call LARP |
| 10 | yes |
| 8 | Watching Gang of New York. Haven’t seen it in years. Had to pause it to hear Dashboard shit post. |
| 8 | Gangs* |
| 3 | Will women get pregnant if they sit on it? |
| 10 | in this case the snake skin is decades of encrusted cum |
| 9 | Thomas and Hell round 2!!!! |
| 11 | i don’t think thomas white has a whole lot to say that breaks any ground |
| 12 | the Obama phone is messing up dashboard |
| 10 | Thomas is edging boomers out on the golf course |
| 6 | He doesn't |
| 1 | Just bring the baby bed in |
| 10 | it's back baby (bed) |
| 6 | My Book Oofy Doofy Law, is the final word |
| 12 | oofy doofy maxing |
| 10 | the cops are gonna ask dashboard to step out of the vehicle as soon as they see the baby bed in the back |
| 13 | How many beers down? |
| 12 | dashboard lives in hotels and motels |
| 14 | Saturday nights alright (for fighting) |
| 15 | alfa FUX BETA BUX |
| 15 | THATS LAW FOREVER |
| 16 | four locos side of the game! |
| 9 | Yo |
| 3 | what the fuck went wrong with my life that I am actually aware of this channel? |
| 9 | I’m here |
| 1 | Audio check |
| 9 | What do you think about fishing |
| 13 | Connection is shit |
| 9 | Facts connection is crap |
| 11 | steve eve eve eve |
| 10 | stevie is an actor in his own play |
| 13 | How many piss stains on that mattress? |
| 10 | hundreds of jizz stains, gallons of piss |
| 13 | Steve hoca is an agent for sure |
| 11 | baby beds only supposed to last like 2 years max cause they outgrow it 💀 |
| 10 | soaked up that piss more eagerly than jolin |
| 3 | - We are gonna become big dashboards |
| 3 | - We are on a baby matress, stupid |
| 11 | isn’t a single bed the smallest? |
| 17 | It Christmas, Dashboyo is streaming again! |
| 11 | besides a baby mattress |
| 17 | Single beds are for incels |
| 10 | single beds for single men |
| 1 | King size beds are usually in hotels can’t fathom what stains are on the sides of the walls or underneath those covers |
| 18 | bars are a big sausage festival |
| 11 | hey strangers talk to me… cause i’m trapped |
| 10 | it's gone...and it won't be coming back |
| 7 | Wow you are in a better mood than I am |
| 14 | Every night I’m reminded I’m alone when I sleep on my queen mattress. Imagine thinking I needed a queen size bed lmao |
| 17 | Wasted 30 years on bullshit career just to end up alone in your basement... |
| 11 | you gotta create it yourself and i wasted time doing what others propagandized kids to do |
| 1 | Playing some kid rock to pump yourself up while driving near midnight to another shit hope lurking |
| 19 | Would've ended up better going to prison. Women dig that. |
| 12 | do you partake in any hobbies ? |
| 10 | anyone in the chat have a king size mattress? |
| 7 | This is the hobby |
| 7 | Tuner Diaries > Trans Diaries |
| 10 | the top Ukrainian rabbi Laura loomer just met with has 12 children |
| 1 | Amish sell their own maple jizz on a jar for $25 bucks |
| 10 | ezekiel needs a state sponsored knee replacement a lot more than we need their jams and jellies |
| 20 | Buck tow truck anyone? Kind of reminds me of Hell |
| 12 | the stream is randomly cutting off |
| 21 | Thank god Dashboard is streaming i couldnt stand listening to Mercor |
| 9 | Thomas where are you |
| 10 | need to airdrop some kangz to Amish country |
| 7 | No regrets being a hermit. F the outside world! It never cared for me anyway! |
| 4 | I want to know how they still get away with paying 0 in taxes |
| 20 | The Amish are Larpers that are playing both sides. They’re copers |
| 22 | Nestor Makhno |
| 17 | We all are bitter because this gay society have swindled us |
| 3 | STEM is such a scam lol, your video on STEM is legendary |
| 10 | anyone experiencing a glitchy stream? |
| 17 | @cranstonpoopchester9892 yes, sometimes i cannot hear anything |
| 23 | you'll get one sentence out and it cuts out again. we missed another epic rant just now |
| 1 | Audio? |
| 9 | Thomas and HBTDB |
| 12 | audio cutting off |
| 20 | Your internet connection is fucked |
| 4 | yes cutting in and out |
| 10 | yea about half the audio is dropping |
| 24 | amish enclave is superior |
| 9 | Get better WiFi |
| 9 | Holy lag |
| 4 | he's using the free mcdonalds wifi across the street from his motel room |
| 14 | Audio is cooked |
| 20 | Thank god the n word didn’t cut out |
| 23 | lol |
| 1 | Short bus or van overturned as a white women is looking for a black man out of the wreckage |
| 11 | drop em off on amish land. there’s no way they are actually happy |
| 4 | Shilos judge would say that's disorderly conduct |
| 10 | ten niggaton warhead incoming |
| 4 | I want reparations from the Amish for not paying taxes |
| 23 | he's just ranting in a hotel room nobody can hear him |
| 24 | why not become amish? why the jealousy. Theres a show called seeking amish where people turn amish. you'll have access to an honest life and a virgin wife. |
| 9 | Bruh the WiFi |
| 11 | yeah but y’all wanna hear a random man ranting in a hotel room |
| 24 | hes on the amish wifi |
| 4 | he's stealing wifi from Amish for reparations |
| 23 | Amish have very high rates of SA. very degenerate |
| 20 | Maybe I can buy an Amish girl? |
| 1 | No family or job? This is going to be a good man I can feel it |
| 23 | do you smoke in the room? |
| 1 | Thomas blacked out on a toilet |
| 25 | tommy is scare of dashboard |
| 26 | You need to get the internet optimized for round 2. We can’t miss a thing. |
| 27 | YES Round 2!!! |
| 25 | size 18 hokas |
| 16 | boom hokas time |
| 1 | Pile of shoes looking like a holocaust memorial |
| 12 | yessir do your shoe review |
| 17 | Are you drinking over there boss? |
| 28 | You should go to Celtic Cats stream |
| 28 | They’re talking about race and Iq over there |
| 11 | i don’t know why i kept old shoes |
| 10 | "your last chance to get a pair of nikes with fresh tread was in highschool." old shoe wisdom |
| 28 | He’s steaming with Mercer |
| 1 | Fall in some cow shit blue jeans |
| 28 | He used to stream with first right? |
| 10 | mercer needs a niggaton bomb sent his way so he can lecture them about the gdp while they enrich him |
| 28 | Do you think Scully from the x-files is attractive |
| 11 | i still don’t know english and i know a lot more than anyone i speak to now. and people who try to correct me always mess up |
| 4 | still cuts out |
| 23 | yeah but it's a bit better |
| 10 | you're cutting out |
| 20 | Audio is still ass unfortunately |
| 4 | it is better than it was before |
| 24 | we love you |
| 1 | Audio is quite good |
| 29 | The audio has been shit the past 30 min |
| 10 | man down to his last cig on a cum encrusted baby bed...dark times |
| 11 | no way most people know what those words me, they just fill it with a potential synonym (most likely not) but i think i project the words feeling and they go off that |
| 1 | you go to school, to get used to studying and learning how your “supposed to” so that drains or filters out a little bit of human nature. |
| 11 | i rarely get to use colorful language. |
| 4 | completely cut off for 45 seconds |
| 17 | The sound quality is cheeks, boss. |
| 29 | Hope you’re not speaking rn because I hear nothing |
| 29 | I heard “33” |
| 1 | Blown off the borg |
| 0 | 0*1 |