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| 2 | We’re live! |
| 3 | . |
| 2 | Master of demography |
| 4 | Hi Dashboard. please let me on the stream. I'm at work. |
| 5 | My Uncle. |
| 6 | Shalom! |
| 5 | RIP OZZIE. |
| 7 | rip |
| 8 | do you know Coroner the band |
| 9 | Master of Demography, (former) chugger of Redline. 😎 🍻 |
| 10 | monk mode? nah. unc mode |
| 6 | On the twilight of the wage day, the dashboard light appears |
| 6 | ….. so do the ads |
| 11 | Hi Dashboard. |
| 11 | Can I come on the Livestream brotato |
| 12 | I hope you've defeated the testicular funk |
| 10 | Belching, Hoca, and rock n roll 🤘🏻🤘🏻 |
| 6 | Master of Discography |
| 2 | @Bashining553, heard a nasty secret your girlfriend puts you in women’s clothes. |
| 13 | WHATS UP EVERYONE |
| 2 | Hope she doesn’t leak them when the relationship ends… |
| 14 | It’s hard to listen to anything else after being exposed to a dashboard stream. Truly… |
| 2 | And it WILL end |
| 5 | WOLF PACK. |
| 10 | Wolf Slumbers ⚡⚡ |
| 15 | Reporting in from the Wolfstream |
| 8 | ponies will be pet |
| 12 | I love you |
| 6 | This is better than Spravato |
| 4 | Hi Dashboard. I need to come onto the stream. I have an important message for all inkwell men. |
| 16 | Dash can join now |
| 12 | 42 |
| 6 | Never too old to die for Uncle Schmuel! |
| 10 | air force was letting people join up until 40. that's how easy their boot camp is |
| 5 | Ernest in the Army. |
| 12 | Coloutrs |
| 5 | A new modernized Full Metal Jacket. |
| 6 | “You’re probably wondering how I got here.” |
| 4 | @ginobrito1761 That is literally no secret lmfao. I thought it would be funny if she posted them on YouTube. |
| 15 | Day in the life of a fragger |
| 4 | Dashboard please bro it's super important that I come onto the stream and talk to you and tell your viewers about this new information. |
| 6 | Not too old to join the army, but you need age verification to watch corn on the internet |
| 15 | New spin on the white teacher girl in the hood |
| 6 | Not a n but a fragger |
| 4 | Dashboard let me up Unc. |
| 17 | Unc: a kosher story |
| 2 | Steve Hoca starring as the cafeteria worker |
| 2 | Pyramid as the janitor |
| 6 | Steve Hoca in the mess hall |
| 1 | how can we fit trans and women into this movie |
| 18 | :face-fuchsia-poop-shape: |
| 17 | It will be like the movie, GI Jane lol |
| 6 | An black comedy Hogan’s Heroes |
| 6 | Peeter gazer 🤣 lol |
| 5 | Jaws was his best movie. |
| 10 | this man used to have hopes and dreams, just like you and me |
| 19 | :body-blue-raised-arms::body-blue-raised-arms::body-blue-raised-arms: |
| 2 | Vegan dolls trying to impregnate a homUNCulus with a turkey baster made for a dove |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNJdVZsNlAwdkpNREZaQUkxZ0FkakxreEF3 |
| 4 | Rick and Morty Burp. |
| 5 | Wasted Talents. |
| 20 | Hello from UK |
| 4 | Dashboard you should find the movie with your spergbux. It will be glorious. |
| 6 | He gets interrupted |
| 21 | Unc saves the day in the end with his knowledge of how to read an analog clock |
| 6 | An apple in your cap lol |
| 20 | I am 7/10 chadlite. i mog almost all of you. |
| 7 | that's a fake account of redfield lol |
| 21 | Literally me |
| 20 | @goldbitcoin that's my real account. |
| 4 | Dashboard would you be willing to come have a live debate? I take up the position that it IS NOT over. |
| 6 | Put it on your pusser to keep away the puss |
| 22 | holy shit |
| 21 | The satellites beam away any women |
| 5 | When was the last time the sheets were washed. |
| 22 | nut gobbling |
| 4 | Pillowcases are annoying. They trigger my autism. |
| 23 | martyros is gone |
| 6 | When was the last time his crusted wife beater was washed? |
| 4 | I don't like it when things touch my neck. |
| 4 | Prince Pony King Martyros. |
| 4 | He might come back. |
| 22 | put the fries in the back. wife edition |
| 20 | Martyros is an anti-white racist and fakecel. |
| 4 | Dashboard I'm learning Hungarian. Would you ever consider learning a new language? |
| 4 | You should learn an African language if you want to talk like that lmao |
| 21 | Every white woman is mourning the death of the joggerman, but never of any white man |
| 6 | Oxford debates now featuring your favoured urban youths!! |
| 5 | If you had the juice you could pay to get your name on a building, it that means anything. |
| 5 | They wont let the Guess Who into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame but Jay Z is allowed. |
| 24 | i personally believe certain metal bands surpassed some of the classical composers |
| 25 | sup incels |
| 26 | which ones flip |
| 20 | I flip flop |
| 6 | VD is live |
| 21 | "no sugar tonight" is a good one |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNKdmY0dG4zdkpNREZTSU4xZ0Fkb2JZUlR3 |
| 27 | Sounded AI generated. |
| 11 | How can I fix my inceldom |
| 6 | AI is such a scourge |
| 13 | I need to start learning Spanish I know some words but I want to move to Argentina to try to get a wife |
| 13 | another Latin American country |
| 21 | 🕯🕯🕯 |
| 5 | The Guess Who are Canadian. |
| 28 | @FlipWilson-k1h bands like Cynic and Necrophagist def get close |
| 6 | Don’t cry for me Argentina |
| 5 | I've seen them live. |
| 27 | Even the greatest bands had so many filler songs. |
| 11 | Spanish is a great choice for a second language. |
| 6 | No sugar tonight - story of uncs life |
| 8 | Coroner from switzerland are underrated |
| 6 | No sugar, there’s pillowcases need changing! |
| 5 | BTO. |
| 11 | Virgin meetup? |
| 21 | I went to a cars and coffee and met a bunch of OLD MEN |
| 6 | Playing fast and loose with too many terms |
| 11 | Dashboard it's unbelievably easy to make friends if you have a job. You wouldn't believe it broski. |
| 20 | Barry Mansfield is my biggest fan. He always worshipping me. |
| 22 | over |
| 21 | Unc joins the army... to make friends |
| 6 | Friends ? What are those? |
| 10 | waiters and waitresses are still meeting at the job and hooking up |
| 29 | you said it dash you only make meaningful connections during the school years |
| 11 | What is with manosphere people being so against this idea of being friends with the same sex. |
| 16 | could've made racist friends if you went HVAC |
| 22 | looooooooool |
| 30 | Waiters and waitresses aren’t hooking up its gender segregated |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQdXg0Y256dkpNREZkdmNsQWtkd1hjZnB3 |
| 30 | This bash guy with his braphog wife is still trying to concern troll |
| 10 | the last job I had which was a year ago a waiter in a waitress were hooking up and the guy was 45 and she was 27 |
| 6 | Clavicular at the helm of the manosphere to drive the new generation of lemmings off the cliff |
| 30 | Who cares about roasties way past their prime |
| 5 | 3XL Blanket. |
| 11 | It's basically why Elliot Rodger was sexless. He had tons of opportunities to go out with friends and meet girls but he wanted to play WoW all day lol. |
| 18 | i got male homies |
| 27 | haha I don't know about worship. It's just nice to find like-minded people. It's difficult lol |
| 5 | Doily Heads. |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNLWktdGZ3dkpNREZiYTdyZ1VkVkhZVk53 |
| 10 | I bet dashboard would go for a 27 year old woman and he's not 45 yet |
| 11 | Dashboard would do fantastic in customer service don't let him be modest guys. |
| 20 | @barrymansfield5778 Thank you for all the support. Unfortunately almost every person in this sphere calling me flip flopper and clown. |
| 31 | clavicular is a fed |
| 31 | he is there to turn young men gay |
| 10 | let bash and backshits call in. they're human cartoon characters |
| 29 | ha ha I remember that show Dinosaurs it came on in the 90s sometimes they got into social issues. |
| 22 | forget looks maxxing im looks minimizing. I want to look as slopped out and defeated as possible |
| 6 | Everywhere I go I actively see white woken disrespecting white men |
| 11 | Yeah let me call in pal. |
| 10 | I wouldn't either tbh |
| 26 | @barrymansfield5778 that's a redfield troll |
| 18 | let them call in dashboard |
| 12 | lol |
| 11 | Dashboard let me up lol |
| 6 | “I really like your voice man” — Thomas White |
| 11 | I like gay Furry porn from time to time. |
| 18 | its ok to be gay 🏳🌈 |
| 11 | Lmfao |
| 12 | I wanna talk, flesh-2,flesh |
| 10 | 😂😂😂 |
| 27 | Ohhh lol |
| 6 | 😂😂😂😂 |
| 32 | I remember that episode when the son took roids on Dinosaurs hah |
| 12 | Oh my |
| 18 | dashboard protests to much |
| 6 | Hanging out with MEN |
| 5 | This is like the movie The Fan, w/ Deniro. |
| 11 | Dashboard what is your outlook on life? |
| 29 | And the dinosaur mama gets fed up and wants a job in one episode |
| 10 | I had some pretty good moments on a dirty mattress with no sheets on it |
| 12 | Bum Clavicular, HARD |
| 26 | @morrisseywildcat are u a slav |
| 10 | some net worth gave it to me whore I was renting a room from her |
| 11 | Dashboard why do you not want to have a conversation. |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMeXM5WkQ3dkpNREZYN3p3Z1FkUllFV0JR |
| 11 | I won't even try to piss you off like I did with WD. |
| 33 | I'd prefer a Copper Age style Steppes duel between chariots or war wagons as super armored battle taxis. |
| 18 | let him on for 5 minutes, wont kill ya |
| 32 | He always conversing with his ppl upstairs |
| 33 | Hunting with spears is just as challenging as bareback equestrian axe hurling |
| 11 | I think he'll let me up soon. Maybe next stream. |
| 21 | "avolition" is when you can't do shit |
| 5 | NO NO NO |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNORzlyOHI2dkpNREZVa0oxZ0FkQWdRcVVR |
| 12 | Blackmore x |
| 34 | Obama is the hotspot KANG |
| 32 | Nah bash, you need to take baby steps lil bro. This is king shit of turd mountain you're dealing with here |
| 33 | Training with armor builds endurance and higher cardio thresholds |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLbUd0SW43dkpNREZURU4xZ0FkZkIwWnlR |
| 33 | Too broke for a license, or for a pack of armored boardogs |
| 6 | When were you in Europe?? |
| 33 | Its a way to build skills without joining ROTC. its intense, physical, dangerous and a test in wetter fall weather. |
| 34 | I'll bring some girls over to the chat with me next time, I swear |
| 12 | improvised erection |
| 4 | @bobbydigital2012 Idk man I think me and dashboard have a ton of things in common. |
| 6 | Unc Goes to Jail |
| 5 | TEACH THEM WATERFALL. |
| 33 | Knife drills, tomahawk drills, a seal checked and respirator fitted gas mask, everything increases your survival ability in eventualities among the werewolves |
| 35 | Yeah you’ll give some good tutelage to these mudsharks get them primed for tyrone while you incur a psychotic break from weed |
| 22 | lol |
| 6 | I can see how you’ve been driven mad by all this shit |
| 4 | Dashboard what if to start off You just have me on and yell at me like Whoremaxxer. Then next time you let me on I can actually talk. |
| 33 | A good bail out bag, safehouse(s), out of state contacts, new ID, basic medicines and distilled alcohol all are important necessities. |
| 6 | I’m not trying to be a dick. I’m just saying that I understand. |
| 21 | White girls who haven't been smoking since age 13, talk about a blue sea |
| 33 | Use your discretion and imagination, its all up to you, whoever can read this without cuckshrivelling. |
| 10 | dashboard you could join the open mic comedy scene and probably meet some women |
| 36 | my glaucoma |
| 32 | Three prostrations and you get one question for king shit |
| 4 | Favorite videogame Dashboard? |
| 33 | Brief your people, your inner circle every day. Practice enduring interrogation and you'll find it easier not to blab or self snitch out of fear later. |
| 5 | Would you enlist if you could be a General in the future, Admiral, or Seal Team 6, Delta Force. |
| 4 | "From childhood" Dash do you not enjoy videogames as an adult? |
| 22 | Lmfaoooooo |
| 33 | You can slack it at work or resort to simple civilian passive sabotage or monkey wrenching type resistance tactics. Make it count, do damage, aim high, be SMART. |
| 32 | lol |
| 5 | Distilled water only. for CPAP. |
| 10 | we're unemployed enjoying a Livestream whole some 37 year old line cook is cleaning a dive bar kitchen right now |
| 18 | i need mommy asmr playing tonight sarge |
| 33 | You won't find me judging you, always felt everyone should have his own freedom to act or not act accordingly to pragmatic revolutionary ethics and the needs of their situation and moments |
| 10 | while* |
| 37 | recruits will see unc using Facebook and bully him |
| 33 | Lift n' ruck for Rahows, read Eric Rudolfs autobiography. |
| 33 | * RAHOWA |
| 5 | Have you ever worn a CPAP w/ a chick next to you. |
| 33 | Learning to read an elevation or topological map can save your azz in the field, as getting lost loses you valuable time and energy |
| 26 | @sentmyomwnway was the 27 and 42 year old white ? |
| 38 | Industrial cpaps making the barracks sound like a factory |
| 33 | May personal excellence and proficiency be with you, Pereat Judaea, Hail Creativity! |
| 10 | @j11 yes both. the dude had grey hair and the girl was cute |
| 5 | I will pitch this movie... |
| 37 | unc is centered in the room sleeping on his cot and the camera pans out showing his fellow mulatto soldiers highlighting the contrast of his white skin |
| 10 | I couldn't believe it but they were together lol |
| 5 | What if they want Pauly Shore to play Unc though... |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPS3FzZmotdkpNREZTSU4xZ0Fkb2JZUlR3 |
| 31 | make it an ai movie alex |
| 13 | @SyggNielsen are you and dashboard creators ? |
| 5 | ENCINO MAN 2 |
| 4 | Dashboard how many years do you think Western Civilization has until it is totally unsalvageable and unrecognizable? |
| 13 | thoughts on ben klassen? |
| 5 | If only Kubrick could've heard this script... |
| 13 | I missed that one |
| 37 | unc organizing his weekly medication in the plastic box with the letters labeled for each day of the week |
| 10 | dashboard go be an airport bartender in Berlin |
| 37 | can unc bring his heated pad for his cot to sooth his sciatica? |
| 8 | magic pillow with a microwave please |
| 10 | emotional support hedgehog |
| 10 | is your desk one of those white plastic tables with the metal foldable legs that you see at office parties and AA meetings? |
| 10 | I always thought those would make great computer desks for dudes on a budget |
| 37 | unc gets mailed an iTunes gift card to the base from his geriatric parents |
| 5 | Walmart desk or Ikea |
| 6 | Sounds like a smoke detector |
| 10 | sounds like prom night |
| 6 | AA desk goes with the Hoca shoes |
| 24 | unc got the gout |
| 16 | Unc needs the velcro boots instead of lace ups |
| 24 | restless leg syndrome |
| 37 | staff sergeant Rodriguez reprimands unc for flushing the toilet too frequently in the middle of the night |
| 10 | now I'm wondering how many 42-year-old guys are actually going to join up |
| 6 | Unc being in the army is the ironic part of the show |
| 10 | like damn that is pretty old |
| 6 | Guysss I dunno guysss…. |
| 22 | unc is a sick call ranger |
| 17 | @SentMyOwnWay You'd be surprised how many homeless to worthless uncs there are. It's pretty much most gex x and millennials now. |
| 5 | Another version of this movie could be like Edge of Tomorrow w/ Tom Cruise were Unc gets respawned |
| 5 | Unc lives many lives... |
| 39 | isnt ww3 entertaining? |
| 24 | youtube is a wasteland |
| 10 | what's your sleep schedule like lately |
| 6 | Agreed |
| 39 | i cant wait for the draft of the niglets |
| 37 | uncs parents fly in from their retirement village in Florida with their Filipino care taker to watch unc receive his medal |
| 6 | Doing laundry is productive?.. |
| 6 | What did you do during your year hiatus? |
| 5 | Are you using Tide |
| 28 | Breakfast before bed kind of night |
| 17 | @WwoJakkk Doubt it, they will try to burn thru all the White men first. browns and blacks will riot or just go back to their 3rd world shithole then fight for zog. |
| 10 | no folding at all |
| 5 | I use Percil/Tide. |
| 6 | Ajax from The Warriors |
| 32 | For real. wtf |
| 17 | No one uses irons anymore. That is 50s boomer BS. |
| 37 | dry cleaners only exist now to prepare uniforms for sportsball players and launder money |
| 40 | jeets |
| 17 | Most people can't even do their own laundry. |
| 10 | I can't trust a US hotel unless it's a Hampton. too many nons everywhere else |
| 35 | It’s still businessmen dude |
| 10 | wake and bake |
| 24 | unc irons his jeans |
| 10 | 🤙🏻 |
| 6 | Forgot they even had them |
| 38 | Probably to light a joint when they can’t find a lighter |
| 40 | 🪰👳🏾♂🪰👳🏿♂🪰👳🏾♂🪰👳🏿♂🪰 |
| 34 | Unc leaves the field to go back to base because he forgot his earplugs, inadvertently avoiding an Iranian sneak attack. He ends up being the only guy to avoid capture and it's up to him to rescue his |
| 34 | comrades |
| 6 | The future really is rotting decaying shit |
| 10 | the cheapest hotels in the US are still $70 per night. |
| 2 | There could be a whole series of unc movies: unc becomes a baby, unc in a HS gurls slumber party |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNT3RncXlHdlpNREZaTV9yUVlkMmJNNW93 |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQbVVnYWlHdlpNREZmV1I1UWNkdVVzNFlB |
| 10 | drug dealers hanging out in the breezeway |
| 2 | There could be a whole series of unc movies: unc becomes a baby, unc in a HS girls slumber party |
| 10 | what about the straps that go from the bottom of your shirt and clip onto your socks? ever seen those? |
| 41 | Sup SMOW. How’s overseas? |
| 37 | I use the ice buckets at hotels to piss in so I don’t have to get out of bed |
| 6 | John Carter…. Haven’t heard that name since high school |
| 8 | modern piss pot |
| 10 | @JokerCat good to see you brother! overseas is warm and affordable. hope all's well at your place |
| 42 | continental breakfast = nigbreakfast |
| 42 | lol |
| 40 | everyone was an iron maxxer |
| 37 | men’s warehouse will defunct within 10 years |
| 42 | getting ready to get their Obama phone |
| 10 | there's like an 85% the place is run by pajeets. continental breakfast is just some tiny 🏡 bey buns in plastic wrap |
| 10 | honey* buns |
| 6 | Mattress on the floor blues |
| 10 | it was completely normal to crash a lot a motel 8 with your family on vacation in 1994 |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNMjRyb2lJdlpNREZTTEN3Z1FkbGhNNkd3 |
| 32 | vacuum cleaner sales man |
| 10 | it was completely normal to crash at 8 super 8 motel with your family on vacation in 1994 |
| 40 | eau de jeet |
| 10 | eau de jeet 😂 |
| 37 | I’ve noticed how modern vehicles don’t have the plastic hanger attachment on the grab handle for clothes anymore |
| 32 | yup smow |
| 43 | was in a McDonalds in Tucson and it was full of glaring predatory Ns and there was a junkie literally passed out at a table |
| 6 | I can’t remember the last time I went to eat at a fast food restaurant |
| 6 | Thermos bag high thermos |
| 6 | Yeah I’ve noticed that too |
| 10 | gotta pay $180 from r a room at the Hampton inn to not get solicited by fiends |
| 32 | So glad I got out of the US in 2010. I feel for you bros |
| 43 | Been out of America since 2014 and it gets worse and worse when I visit |
| 34 | was at the airport in tucson and they had a separate security line for brown men without a passport that has just crossed the border. they all had packets with instructions. well fed and clothed |
| 6 | I never got to visit the US |
| 10 | @bobby the anglosphere countries are done |
| 6 | I’m sad about that tbh |
| 32 | Havent went back since 2016. that was bad enough to give up on it |
| 22 | IT is over |
| 32 | in east asia smow :) |
| 2 | @cranstonpoopchester9892, no interruption to american destruction |
| 43 | cool Kemper's quote |
| 34 | I had more culture shock coming back to America after a month in Europe than going from Europe to America lol. Zero culture shock from going to a better society |
| 2 | All of the infrastructure that was created for whites, will be used to destroy whites |
| 32 | haha for real |
| 10 | I'm in SEA. Not as classy as east Asia, but more affordable and it's friendly |
| 43 | the Slavlands are underrated |
| 43 | quite safe here |
| 44 | ICE is just a pretend performative operation, like are they seriously gonna deport tens of milllions.. |
| 32 | sounds chill |
| 10 | there's a photo circulating of ice agents in an airport. they look like teenagers |
| 22 | Shieeeeet |
| 45 | name the artist |
| 32 | big fan of the nig nog ice agent pics. now teens too? |
| 10 | yeah they have helmet hair like high school kids lol 😆 |
| 43 | Jim Jones |
| 10 | is this a recording from a Martin Luther King Jr civil rights rally? |
| 43 | It's Jim Jones |
| 46 | damn I was right |
| 10 | same thing |
| 32 | get the popcorn out when the dems win next election. not that I care really |
| 20 | 🤘🏻 🎸🎶 |
| 47 | is there a discord |
| 32 | but then who will deliver hell's breakfast?? are you still on the tour de franzia? i've been on it for about a month |
| 44 | i wonder what would commander Data say about all of this? |
| 10 | I miss when white people were listening to this type of music |
| 44 | He discovered humans were the true NPCs after all lol |
| 10 | the women were loyal |
| 8 | unc grubber |
| 22 | Junko jeans lmfaooo |
| 34 | unc keeps something secret hidden in his junco jeans secret pocket that escapes the notice of the Iranians after they get captured |
| 32 | my comments getting deleted? wtf. I did a bad maybe. oooh noo :p |
| 34 | if jolin is collecting disability, she might not be able to put the pillow in the case either |
| 34 | my comment about the elderly consuelas at the airport also got deleted. YouTube AI auto deletes |
| 10 | it's 3:00 p.m. and I'm still in my sweatpants |
| 32 | damn. only discord is safe? I haven't been called on yet. my day will come |
| 10 | any hotel room |
| 34 | they still keep phonebooks in some motels lol |
| 47 | can someone send the discord |
| 44 | Captured 82nd Airborne uncs get the ultimate punishment. Teaching young girls home economics. The humiliation is unbearable. None of them return 😀 |
| 32 | more chins than a chinese phonebook |
| 34 | do not disturb on the doorknob, ac to 64, get under blankets, in that order |
| 10 | ^ |
| 46 | giga brain audio engineering here |
| 34 | some very high energy Jethro tull shows from the 80s on YT |
| 32 | my dad used to call cash jew flags. pretty based for circa 2000. payday was flag friday |
| 47 | doesnt seem possible |
| 47 | theres no odds of a non mid |
| 42 | the odds look good in the shang |
| 48 | Can you list a few of your top favourite albums? |
| 34 | 100 percent chance of redemption. An 18 yo female recruit that unc rescues falls in love with him. They listen to his iPod together |
| 47 | turns out interest in music was a total waste of time |
| 34 | "should've gotten better hobbies CHUD" |
| 32 | a roastie? not zero |
| 44 | here in Balkans hottest women are in primitive turbofolk clubs, listening to dumbest low IQ music in history of music |
| 47 | if by better hobbies you mean ones that wouod give you proximity then sure but nothing is guaranteed even then you are invisible |
| 46 | 0.0 |
| 32 | for close to your ideal chick, idk man. 5%? |
| 47 | yeah he right |
| 43 | look into dating a radio host or someone who works in radio |
| 32 | true |
| 34 | "oh unc, that story about the pillowcase was so funny! What else is on your iPod??" |
| 47 | maybe but hell, you gotta find a soulmate that wont pull the plug when youre on life support |
| 34 | I think the radio host dating pool might be somewhat limited |
| 44 | i think music taste is more of a social performative thing for women, not really a thing like it is for men |
| 48 | ^ |
| 49 | non woke zoomer girls who like unc and yearn for the 90s, that's your last hope |
| 32 | spot on dali |
| 50 | yo hbtdl online. |
| 34 | women just listen to keep up with the flavor of the month |
| 47 | @dalibro itis , also it is the same for guys haha |
| 47 | yo hbtdl discord tag and server pls |
| 50 | great to hear your opinion about the theater with Iran now. what are you thinking? just another "reason" to reduce the beige part of the earth. |
| 34 | getting into boomer music in high school definitely isolated me from women |
| 47 | ok i have nowhere to reach this community |
| 34 | you can always reach around to the community |
| 32 | the girl will gravitate to your tastes. getting her infatuated is the first step. thats what they do |
| 34 | the girl is ready to go out, but unc is too sleepy because he had his drinks early |
| 43 | i think you want autism (of a certain kind) |
| 47 | i like this perspective on what we want |
| 32 | they are all pretend lol. just find someone you get along with first |
| 47 | i appreciate hbtdl standing on his own |
| 5 | All the chicks (If Any) in chat must leave. |
| 2 | Jolin rolling a 300 pound log |
| 47 | all the streamers yapping about girls going to the club being unfit for relationships dont realize if she has a cell phone thats the club and all religious girls have cell phones |
| 5 | Can someone post the last 3-4 songs, I had to leave my cave for a bit. |
| 34 | jolin gets pinned underneath unc while trying to roll him on his side |
| 42 | jewess |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQVERuOWFRdlpNREZSWXMxZ0FkbWZROE5n |
| 34 | "oh unc, can we watch home alone again tonight??" |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNT3QwTE9QdlpNREZkUXYxZ0FkR2tZTHJR |
| 5 | Icebox were my heart used to be. |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNZXpxZGlQdlpNREZSd0wxZ0FkMXVVaUVB |
| 32 | too big brain hell, you think too much bro. retard max into a relationship |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLbkF5WkNQdlpNREZjb0kxZ0Fka3pnN3Bn |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNOT0Q1dlNPdlpNREZZTU0xZ0FkWlFNRVp3 |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQU0NxUDJPdlpNREZZTU0xZ0FkWlFNRVp3 |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLeWM1Tk9OdlpNREZkTU4xZ0FkUDhZR2JB |
| 5 | When I lived in Oz, I set a room to 18 Centigrade and had a fan on. |
| 34 | some j33t motels don't let you blast the ac on low anymore |
| 5 | Keep it cool for the Hoe Cell. |
| 5 | Was that in Meatpacking |
| 49 | she wouldn't have given you children tho |
| 34 | we all had better days back in those years. the country got much worse since then |
| 34 | white boi isn't allowed to have that many wings at the gazebo |
| 5 | You couldve converted... |
| 5 | You couldve met Seinfeld... |
| 5 | Man on Fire, no Denzel. |
| 34 | four steamy years of fornication and the p3nis went back to vestigial status |
| 51 | I’m 33 enlisting for coast gaurd. I’m going to be that unc. lol |
| 5 | Hibernation pecker. |
| 52 | Denzel is so full of himself. |
| 53 | First in 2010? How old is Dash? |
| 5 | Denzel was in Gladiator 2 lol. |
| 34 | "Why don't any of these life vests fit you unc??" |
| 5 | Should've gone to the Met Gala. |
| 5 | Would you like to live in the Dakota. |
| 34 | @delanorrosey4730 How much money does Aubrey De Grey have these days? |
| 34 | and is he still working on life extension? |
| 52 | don't know who Aubrey is |
| 46 | yeah me neither. I used to date too. cold approached succe |
| 34 | he worked with you in a lab |
| 34 | we keep track of these things |
| 10 | white b? if this isn't a Chick-fil-A in the midwest you're not going to find that |
| 53 | You won’t encounter women anyways they are in hiding |
| 2 | Women need to admit they didn’t value relationships when they should have also. |
| 47 | smoldering crater |
| 52 | Back in the day, I would be considered a shit bag. Nowadays, I would be unc. |
| 52 | remember bad times at the el Royale? |
| 5 | Dare to dream. |
| 43 | you want a girl like in michael mann's thief? |
| 10 | always a good laugh to see women in their 30s and 40s serving tables or putting cans of beans on a shelf |
| 43 | to a "indepedent" girl satisfied by dogs and dildos |
| 10 | dogs, dildos, and creepy assistant managers at captain D's |
| 10 | never gonna happen |
| 1 | I'll try that 💀 |
| 34 | "unc, why do you go to the room and talk to yourself for hours? What's DWIP?" |
| 54 | Mattress with no bed sheet is down right grimey |
| 43 | an admission of fault require vulnerability, which I'd be highly surprise if a woman in American would admit to |
| 10 | a stack of Long John silver's pirate hats is true wealth |
| 43 | *requires |
| 5 | Like the ones Styxhammer wears |
| 34 | they'll give women a plausible explanation for the shortcomings in their lives that simultaneously blames white men and absolves the women |
| 5 | Tell that to Larry David. |
| 10 | 🍴 |
| 5 | Long John Silvers, was that the place Judge Reinhold worked at Fast Times at Ridgemont High |
| 5 | Coffee Maker saved the day. |
| 5 | Coffee Pot. |
| 5 | And Sean Penn is in the washroom. |
| 54 | They say that Sean Penn is like Spicolli irl |
| 54 | Dumb as a box of rocks |
| 5 | Spicolli is higher IQ. |
| 53 | Matrsss & no bed sheet normie incel who knows it’s been over a long time |
| 53 | Cranston all these foids that say they have “taken” accountability but then don’t change at all annoys the fuck out of me |
| 54 | Chicks love bed bath and beyond |
| 53 | “I learned my lesson from fucking Chad but im still holding out for him” & it’s like sooo how is this different? |
| 10 | tuck the legs of the sweatpants into your socks |
| 43 | bro there's not some local bar where you can chum it up with the yokels? |
| 5 | How annoyingly relatable. |
| 34 | "but unc, im only 19 and I want to check out your record collection. Let's go lurking together!" |
| 5 | Be a bouncer. |
| 43 | we had a bar at university that was actually cool (when the owner kicked out mexicans) and full of nonshitty music |
| 49 | I still laugh at the one time you tried to make a friend and he took you for ice-cream and turned out to be gay 😂 |
| 43 | gay in what sense? |
| 10 | being around people is a young man's game. |
| 5 | That mustve been in NYC. |
| 5 | Whitefish. |
| 34 | boseman has hom0s |
| 10 | I just wander back alleys and behind strip malls talking to myself |
| 55 | Just a couple of gay truckers eating a two scooped cone. |
| 43 | did this guy articulate why exactly he thought you were gay? |
| 10 | if there's a dumpster nearby, I'm in my element |
| 55 | Nothing to see here. |
| 43 | cruising for gym bro dick |
| 34 | he thought you were cruising at the gym |
| 10 | ah, the trying to move to Montana as a white guy strategy. classic |
| 43 | that's a very funny story |
| 55 | Did he have the jean jacket with wool collar, like Brokeback Mountain? |
| 5 | The next Ruby Ridge... |
| 56 | I assume normies in college just hookup and do friends with benefits |
| 5 | Or Waco... |
| 57 | Thats some shit out of 2007 |
| 5 | The apps have killed relationships. |
| 56 | I’m a 30 year old boomer |
| 47 | hahahahahaba |
| 10 | guys are looksmaxxing now. when I was in school in the 2000s any guy who could fart on a toilet could get with a woman on his level |
| 47 | that is some old superbad seth rogan era shit |
| 57 | 40-45 year olds in San Francisco who “hooked up” on Craigslist |
| 57 | hahahhaha |
| 5 | Seth Rogan was in Donnie Darko. |
| 5 | Freaks and Geeks. |
| 5 | Did you like Rich Piana. |
| 32 | little nug |
| 10 | yeah having kids is a gamble. it's totally normal for great parents to give birth to a sht stain |
| 47 | yeah non of my younger relatives remind me of me at any level |
| 47 | yeah |
| 47 | wild take |
| 47 | id be dissapointed heavy |
| 34 | it's interesting how many extremely attractive celebrity couples have average looking children |
| 57 | that show Glee was still on TV when the whole hookup culture was starting to die and heterosexuality was getting replaced with plus size queer intersectional activism and credential-ism |
| 2 | I would find it even easier to hate, because it was produced from me |
| 47 | cranston high iq take. almost all of them |
| 32 | thats like my number one reason i'm scared to have kids. what a gamble |
| 5 | Many of the cast of Glee are dead. |
| 10 | have you guys ever seen Leonardo DiCaprio's parents? they're worth looking up |
| 5 | His parents look really weird dont they. |
| 10 | they look funny to say the least lol |
| 5 | In suite laundry. |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNJYm15SXlhdlpNREZmckM0d2NkMU0wTEJR |
| 10 | how would you rate your neighborhood on a one out of 10 scale? |
| 58 | I need a corner |
| 56 | My mattress is on the floor |
| 34 | I don't feel comfortable not corner sleeping |
| 58 | I’m not sleeping on the middle of the fuckin room |
| 49 | that's right I got a floor - nofx |
| 34 | people with middle of the room beds are insane |
| 58 | My apt is 123sqft |
| 10 | we all need to escape |
| 59 | Damn, you KNOW it's bad when even your baby bed touches 3 walls |
| 56 | lol |
| 10 | a large apartment for an excess man is the same as air inside of a bag of Doritos |
| 57 | Ive never had a double door fridge or a headboard on my bed . Meanwhile I bet your average LaQuonda who gives change for tickets in the NYC subway has a full bedroom set and a double door fridge |
| 59 | even SHE used the piss jugs |
| 32 | your buzzballz |
| 34 | head |
| 34 | headboards are for getting rattled against the wall |
| 5 | Some people have sub zero fridges. |
| 34 | we know that's not happening |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLRHYydFNWdlpNREZhM1lsQWtkN2ZNbHNR |
| 5 | You have to make it correct or else it curdles. |
| 10 | I used to pick my nose and put my boogers on my ex-girlfriend's wall next to her bed |
| 10 | I was living like a fuckin king |
| 5 | He could make it to 100+ |
| 49 | we wuz kang sized and sheitttt |
| 32 | Its crazy that in your most down and out times you tend to be more successful with women. Got a nice car, nice clothes, and the action is way down |
| 10 | women live a man who thrives while living in squalor |
| 10 | love* |
| 59 | Dashboard is the best 🤣 |
| 34 | it would be like the pentagram guy where they drag you out of a hovel for one last rant |
| 34 | 300 lb man hiding in the closet because he's scared lol |
| 10 | child of a zog general |
| 34 | I think his mom is still alive |
| 34 | she would be like 100 |
| 10 | the majority of music legends were just spoiked lil shts |
| 10 | I remember when vh1 was nothing but biographies and nostalgia |
| 22 | im alive |
| 10 | trying to get sober after 35 is pointless |
| 1 | will be more like interview with the vampire |
| 34 | it starts out with the crew showing up at your door and they can hear you ranting behind the door |
| 10 | don't waste anymore money in the US |
| 5 | Brownstone in Harlem. |
| 34 | you're going to get accused of grape by a central park jogger |
| 60 | Dashboard feature on TLC with his wife who's trying to fix him up |
| 34 | The central park lurker |
| 10 | 😂 man I had a kit if failed botched life experiments as well. it was worth it to try I suppose |
| 60 | that's why you need a Somalian nurse to help you |
| 49 | wasn't Jordan Petersons breakthrough advice to make your bed lol |
| 10 | is the sensation of the mattress on your skin is on bearable just throw a towel down and lay on that |
| 34 | they cordoned off roads in my town around the time of Jade Helm. It looked like a massive construction project but no work was ever done. They were experimenting with controlling people's movement |
| 10 | giving your lady a nickname based off of her real name is a nostalgic 90s trope |
| 46 | how do you afford to not work smow? |
| 34 | the chat is craving to hear a snippet from the lost tapes |
| 34 | Jolins ears just perked up |
| 41 | I imagine Alex looks like the comic book guy from the Simpsons. |
| 32 | dont do it. the opps in here nugga |
| 34 | You were born to rant |
| 46 | Pauly shore should make In The Army Now part 2: Tactical Unc Mode |
| 10 | it's so cold in this hotel room that I'm about to get under the covers with my sweatpants on |
| 32 | lol |
| 10 | but it's 96 degrees outside |
| 34 | why were you laughing |
| 43 | did you neighbors hear your slurs? |
| 34 | you kind of have to blast the AC in a hotel room to justify the price |
| 10 | the Bluetooth speaker was never meant to be used by non whites tbh |
| 22 | over |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNOclpuTnlldlpNREZWTGJsQWtkRlZRcnBn |
| 61 | time to downsize to yoga mat |
| 22 | I sleep on a floor matress |
| 34 | I washed my fitted sheet like a month ago but never got around to putting it on the mattress. Too much hassle taking everything off the bed |
| 22 | like the japanese |
| 49 | 100 years ago you had a 5 rooms for 13 kids and a wife, now we got a dog bed |
| 22 | yeah |
| 22 | its over |
| 10 | drinking triple sec by itself while laying under a desk. the kings if old couldn't imagine such luxury |
| 34 | I lived in a cubicle for like two weeks. it was an airbnb in an empty office lol. the guy who owned it lived in his private office. no hot water. He let everyone use the computers for free |
| 61 | im thinking a good middle ground is a foam matress |
| 4 | Dashboard I just ate some chili dogs. Do you like Chili dogs? |
| 10 | those foam mattresses at Walmart are a great choice for urchins such as myself |
| 55 | So Hell, how’s that Penske file comin.’ |
| 10 | stesotu borrow placement. genius level covert ops |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNX3B6TVdqdlpNREZUY0ZyUVlkUWowTEJR |
| 10 | stealth bottle placement is a genius covert operation |
| 34 | the highlight was laughing at the guy telling you his sister had died |
| 10 | that Jewess has no idea what she missed out on |
| 22 | lol |
| 60 | living like kangz |
| 22 | torpedo hatch looool |
| 10 | 🫛 |
| 61 | sewer slide pods |
| 22 | officer on deck! |
| 22 | atteeeennn hutt |
| 10 | just piss in the jug. that's what it's there for |
| 10 | 69 people in here, and less than 10 people active in chat. wtf |
| 34 | side pissing always results in spillage from the bottle. I tried many times to no avail in my van |
| 10 | YouTube is finished gentlemen. |
| 31 | im just listening but im not a fed |
| 31 | alex make a documentary on your life |
| 31 | you dont need to show your face your honestly one of the most interesting dude on youtube |
| 10 | "The Dashboard Dairies" |
| 10 | do you recall what happens in your night terrors? |
| 8 | skibidi |
| 32 | howling sounds lol |
| 31 | you have nightmares alex/ |
| 48 | I am so grateful for having good sleep |
| 31 | you might have trauma |
| 46 | the hoez love a night terror howl |
| 34 | dashboard is just dreaming about the population pyramid in America |
| 10 | you can't out a price on a good night's sleep. I don't blame people who drop like $10k on a mattress |
| 48 | My dad and grandpa snore. Like to an insane level. I dont |
| 31 | sleep is god |
| 46 | dude ive realized I have cptsd. chronic sympathetic activation. insomnia. other issues |
| 32 | it was harry |
| 31 | alex you are like a tortured soul to me do you have childhood trauma alex? |
| 34 | there's footage of real Bigfoot on YouTube. some guy in Canada captured it snapping a tree and throwing it. it's the real deal |
| 31 | i have cptsd but I recovered |
| 8 | loool the mothership bed |
| 10 | you guys can have two twin beds in the same room like I Love Lucy |
| 32 | hard agree. no sweaty betty next to me |
| 8 | corner bed are nice to breath fresh air |
| 10 | the fan can't be blowing directly on my face whioe I'm trying to sleep. dries my face out |
| 34 | that's why you're getting night terrors |
| 61 | I remember when I was younger I would have hallucinations while still awake in bed and stand up on my bed in the middle of the night |
| 46 | how jay? |
| 47 | any discord servers i can join ? |
| 10 | old people sleep in total silence. I can hear the blood flowing through my ears when I spend the night at my parents house |
| 62 | Matt Groening based the Simpsons family on his family so it’s interesting how the Simpsons family was based on such old demographics eg Homer was based on a family structure of him being born in 1919 |
| 48 | yeah ticking clocks are the worst |
| 32 | smoke detector beep. nons are unphased |
| 8 | Das rite |
| 10 | the smoke detector beep going unnoticed is mind blowing to me |
| 32 | they thrive off erratic lights and sounds |
| 32 | no stimulation in their brain, so yeah |
| 8 | mama bear bed |
| 10 | is this your usual sleep schedule? |
| 32 | this is true. my old gay friend was a nurse. so is my gay cousin |
| 8 | smegma dicks |
| 32 | no thanks |
| 10 | the only people who get hired now are gay people of color |
| 8 | they might find a way to make them accept maid like in canada |
| 62 | The Simpsons gave me demographic confusion when I was young thinking the norm for me would be a good job, big house, stay at home wife big family. Didn’t realise I was watching 1919 demographics lol |
| 63 | Maybe you should just turn your frown upside down |
| 64 | can't even get a job as the bus driver that takes Hoca to bingo |
| 65 | Do you let people join the panel |
| 59 | the only people making a living at this point are nepo babies with daycare jobs |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPVFRyLW1xdlpNREZmckM0d2NkMU0wTEJR |
| 8 | loool hvac bingo sheets |
| 10 | women: "you don't need sex and relationships to be happy!". meanwhile they get unlimited access to sex and relationships |
| 8 | for 25$ shekels an hour |
| 31 | modern clothes are made for midgets and women im too buff and tall and my limbs are too long to wear most clothes |
| 31 | my feet are too big also I wear size 12 shoes |
| 32 | no young ppl, so go figure. demo apocalypse |
| 8 | sideshowjay |
| 31 | you might as well be naked if you are too masculine |
| 10 | mountain time is a privileged tine zone |
| 31 | Clothes are made for women and homosexuals |
| 63 | It’s 4:19. I have a minute |
| 66 | yeah size 12=baby feet lil bro |
| 8 | loool moonboots |
| 31 | my shoulders are too broad it pisses me off |
| 65 | There's a streamer on here called moon boots |
| 65 | Do you let people join the panel |
| 31 | dysgenics shows in the fashion industry |
| 31 | I wish nudity was allowed I would be naked everyday I cant wear anything |
| 65 | Disgenetics. |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNObUM2cjZydlpNREZVWTZzd0FkZjFzQk5B |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLaVJ5OE9ydlpNREZUUFFsQWtkR2ZFQU5R |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQbV9fTlNydlpNREZlUHY0d2NkVmlzRThR |
| 31 | no wonder dudes are becoming women cause everything is made for women especially clothes everything chafes me |
| 32 | size 15 bootees lol |
| 10 | I rock the 4E width as well |
| 10 | tailors bunions |
| 66 | Europoors dont even make their shoes in size 13 its ridiculous |
| 31 | I wish I was a ectomorph but sadly im a mesomorph all clothes are made for skinny twinks |
| 63 | Not a Flip flop guy, I take it? |
| 67 | for someone who doesn’t work in healthcare, you know a lot about it and the jobs and terminology |
| 33 | Ogremaxxed Staff Sergeant |
| 59 | shoes for hooves |
| 37 | get some urban youth Jordans |
| 31 | THE ZOG EXPECTS ALL MEN TO BE BUILT LIKE WOMEN WITH PENISES |
| 8 | unc minesweeper boots |
| 31 | THE LAND BEFORE TIME |
| 32 | land before time? |
| 31 | the dinosaur sitcom |
| 68 | little foot ? |
| 31 | dinosaurs from 1991 |
| 64 | locals |
| 59 | patreon |
| 22 | patreon |
| 22 | locals |
| 22 | subscribestar |
| 10 | "We're Back! a dinosaur story" was a good one |
| 69 | lol |
| 31 | africa's population boom is a myth |
| 31 | only alex exposed this no one else |
| 31 | give me the link alex |
| 69 | burp😝 |
| 31 | i was born november 10 1997 |
| 31 | im only 28 years old lmao |
| 48 | Im 21 and feel like an unc already |
| 45 | name the band |
| 39 | im a disciple |
| 63 | Hootie and the blowfish |
| 63 | Metallica |
| 63 | Chicago |
| 63 | Idk I give up |
| 48 | My grandpa died of cancer recently. He was around 80. I dont expect to live that long with all the shit thats in the air, water and g0yslop |
| 70 | the stooges |
| 10 | dog pilled |
| 32 | Movies feel like such a waste of time. I don't understand what people get out of them. I'm odd though. I'll watch 2 a year.. maybe |
| 10 | I'm not really into films either. or television shows. I'd rather watch YouTube or take a walk |
| 71 | N |
| 71 | I |
| 71 | G |
| 71 | G |
| 71 | E |
| 71 | R |
| 10 | it is complete. |
| 48 | Only old movies are good. New stuff is normgroid slop |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMLURrOWF2dlpNREZaZkJ3Z1FkUWwwZGhB |
| 32 | Unpopular opinion, I know. But this space is filled with movie fags. Old stuff was not bad |
| 10 | F |
| 10 | dammit 😂 |
| 8 | U |
| 8 | P |
| 8 | A |
| 67 | man i gotta go to my wage job and sit for 12 hours |
| 10 | just order some McGriddles and a diet Coke and keep streaming |
| 22 | i got size 9 feet |
| 22 | manlet status |
| 71 | I remember the girl that voiced a dinosaur for little foot that says” yep yep yep “ was murdered by her father |
| 22 | sorry i was gaming but i watched that movie recently. |
| 10 | ducky |
| 71 | Real life |
| 10 | 🤓 |
| 72 | Hi buckos! |
| 72 | I've missed the whole stream damn.... |
| 10 | if you can find a girl to dress up like the ferry from ferngully, you've got it made |
| 32 | That fern gully bat was on it |
| 72 | Hope some autist collects your vids |
| 10 | fairy* |
| 22 | lmfaooo |
| 10 | darzog 🫡 ⚡⚡ |
| 72 | @SentMyOwnWay can't wait to go soon to PH |
| 34 | intro sounds like sheltering sky by king crimson |
| 10 | @darzog same here man! I've never been but i think I need to check it out. any recommendations on where to go, or do you just hang out in Manila? |
| 72 | Vegandolls stalk you a lot, why not spend time with her husband? |
| 32 | I'm in my 40s and hell has more knowledge about my childhood culture and before than me. Leaning towards time traveler |
| 72 | @SentMyOwnWay They say Baguio is great, in Manila you have tons of stuff to see, so i would spend 2 weeks there, then i would go to a non mainstream island. |
| 72 | I was on Tingloy island with my woman |
| 71 | It was kinda nice being at Disney world I’ve only seen white people at the resorts. Not that many nigs at the parks though |
| 72 | No i mean Vegandolls should spend more time xD |
| 72 | 😂🤣 |
| 10 | junglepuss |
| 10 | Thomas Jefferson was into his slave ladies |
| 72 | White women hold us in utter contempt but still doesn't have sex with us... |
| 47 | Napolean Dynamite and Superbad were peak filmography we've been downhill ever since |
| 72 | White women want to destroy you... and they date any ethnic but a normal white man.... just because Becky decided to fuck me over doesn't mean i have to sit with blue balls my entire life like a cuck |
| 67 | i’ll be sitting down doing nothing for 12 hours and collecting a check |
| 72 | It's still beyond me how white men are still coping and complaining about white whores... they are your enemy... they want you gone, what's more left to discuss? |
| 10 | and they view us as bad people for not wanting to do the same thing |
| 10 | as if we are morally inferior for not wanting to wake up during the wee hours of the morning to slap McGriddles together for |
| 10 | Felicia and Jasmine |
| 72 | Wageslave life without family is worse than being a Roman slave. |
| 49 | I don't want kids until they find the cause of autism. it's now 1 in 16 or something |
| 67 | doing all that for like 13 an hour too |
| 46 | given what I know about the welfare system in this country for white men I don't understand how you could subsist without working |
| 11 | Alright Alex I'm ready to come on the stream now. |
| 11 | I'm home from my wageslave job. |
| 22 | 6 7 |
| 46 | no cap |
| 72 | Dash, so you support staying in zogland and paying taxes for Stacy's and Tyrone's bastard? |
| 11 | Dashboard who is going to make your long john silvers if no one has a job lol |
| 73 | 69 people at 7 am is pretty impressive rofl |
| 72 | I would rather live in a mudhut than serving white women who hate me. |
| 74 | Been lurking since the beginning good shit Dash!! |
| 11 | People need to work for the world to work. |
| 10 | respect to the hushpuppy Craftsmen |
| 11 | Thoughts on jacking off to Anime Dashboard? |
| 71 | It’s months before I can see a cardiologist because there’s so many boomers dying of heart disease |
| 67 | we putting our hope in irans model rockets to get us ubi |
| 72 | If you are black or POC u ll get a doc real quick... |
| 71 | Well we’re a service based economy since the boomers shipped our manufacturing jobs to gook land |
| 46 | being a doctor sounds like an absolute nightmare to me |
| 10 | those supposedly prestigious middle-class jobs are still work |
| 46 | really shows you how status obsessed doctors are |
| 10 | only truly wealthy people can just live comfortably and not work at all. their assets are their wealth |
| 10 | not many people out there have a stack of Long John silver's pirate hats. |
| 4 | What do you spend your time doing Alex. I was without a job for a month and I felt odd. And that's with all my time going towards fishing and vidya. |
| 22 | yeah you are cooked 100% |
| 10 | it's just a jeet digging around in your guts |
| 22 | ive been without a job for 4 years |
| 67 | you get rectal cancer the see you shut and give you a colostomy bag, then you can’t be a dude who makes love with other dudes anymore |
| 10 | this is Hugh art |
| 71 | A lot of doctors get aniexty in medical school when they figure out how many things can go wrong with the human body at any time |
| 74 | Going to university soon to scope out the demographics :) |
| 4 | Dashboard do you like throwing football? Fishing? Biking? |
| 67 | no dashboard according to white women you were privileged to sleep on the floor |
| 46 | sheeeeit |
| 72 | @RhythmsOfRelief if you wanna watch white women with ethnic boyfriends just open up the hub... thats all you gonna see in the university |
| 4 | How about camping Alex. You like camping? Shooting guns? Watching reruns of King of the Hill? |
| 10 | it's not even money |
| 10 | it's more like credits |
| 67 | women almost exclusively work at medical places |
| 4 | YOu guys are so funny. |
| 67 | or fashion places |
| 72 | School wasted 20 of my best years.... |
| 4 | Funny frens |
| 10 | have you been drinking adult beverages this morning? |
| 67 | you get the oddball women at a gym but most times they are very masculine |
| 74 | So many people push lookism and say chad with an alpha seed lmfaooo |
| 67 | only old women work there |
| 72 | Envy the flower, goy. |
| 13 | this is still going? |
| 13 | Nice 🙂 |
| 74 | @WolfSlumbers-1991 yup |
| 67 | but you get to see people before they die from the terrible life they lived |
| 72 | Boomers crashed our countries and now expect us to takecare of them... let their Somalian pets do the work. |
| 10 | @Wolf Slumbers welcome back brother |
| 6 | Still going?? |
| 67 | sleep on the floor by the vent for old times sake |
| 22 | raw dog it |
| 72 | Using that old D after a decade? |
| 10 | Dashboard provides the party while everyone else rests |
| 74 | Take some Spravato then lie down on a dog bed |
| 44 | finally a nice stream for us eurocels to awake to 😄 |
| 6 | Too early for bed and Spravato you’ve still got some bravado |
| 34 | too late for the fitted sheet |
| 6 | Do you live in a house or are you in an apartment? |
| 72 | Over for dashcels too |
| 64 | are they still night terrors if they happen in the morning? |
| 13 | I did a 10 hour stream the other day |
| 44 | merica and sheet 😄 |
| 13 | apartment building 🏫 |
| 72 | Btw, where is our Germany geomaxxing footage? |
| 74 | Kids throwing desks at walls and subdued in straightjackets |
| 6 | Sleep on the floor it’ll iron out your back after sitting on that shit fold out chair |
| 13 | I just woke up |
| 13 | I'm going to be making chili 🌶 soon |
| 34 | these days Troy takes sprovado |
| 13 | gorilla max bro 🦍🦍🦍🦍 |
| 75 | 🎵 dont mind me, just going off to join the IRGC 🎵 |
| 10 | what has your diet been like lately |
| 34 | Troy sleeps with a bedsheet |
| 67 | dashboard look him up rq and find out |
| 13 | Troy is married to a gorilla |
| 6 | Isn’t that ironic is a shit song |
| 13 | yes |
| 6 | Isn’t it ironic ** |
| 44 | at 4 |
| 71 | My mom found my piss bottle collection when I was growing up I think I was 13 |
| 6 | Nah, stay up for another 7 hours |
| 6 | Pointless but you’ll be back, inevitably |
| 44 | at 4.30 in morning making sandwiches, that's why I get zero bitches lol incel rap |
| 39 | dont end the stream im trying to catch up like from 2 hours ago |
| 10 | Arby's |
| 6 | Hot Topic |
| 6 | Macy’s |
| 44 | 5 am milking cows while Chad plows |
| 6 | Bath b0mbs |
| 67 | omg you really have been streaming for like 5 hours lmao |
| 6 | They don’t make em |
| 6 | Like they used to |
| 67 | they could fit in a tub 😭 |
| 6 | You don’t have “”””baths”””” anymore |
| 6 | You have the pre incarceration for hose |
| 6 | Fire hose |
| 32 | Gen z would eat them |
| 10 | we went from massive tubs with claws on them to showers that you can barely move around in |
| 6 | Bathtubs are for houses with families in them |
| 6 | You don’t need houses for bug subhumans |
| 13 | Even though I live in a cheap studio apartment I am happy I have my own bathtub |
| 67 | having worked in a hospital it is crazy but people really rarely shower or bath like people can go like over a week it’s disgusting |
| 6 | Human brain in a test tube |
| 76 | Stevie i drew you a bath. |
| 34 | squirmy has the telescoping chair to lower him into his Olympic sized bathtub |
| 6 | STEEVIEE !! BATH TIME!! |
| 6 | Although in a bath, would Stevie be WILLIEEE?! |
| 60 | why would I draw baths if I can just get chatgpt to generate me an image unc |
| 67 | sometimes it’s both the women who work there do clean themselves sometimes multiple times a day but it’s only like the nurses who would |
| 71 | I hate using public bathrooms. I’d rather shit in the woods or side of the high way |
| 10 | most of the bathtubs that are available aren't suitable for adults to sit in |
| 6 | The best of western civilisation is completely wasted on these shit people, baths and all…. |
| 67 | last time i bathed was almost a year ago |
| 10 | I need a tub like William Howard Taft |
| 60 | I've never taken a bath:face-red-droopy-eyes: |
| 76 | women call it soaking |
| 10 | 😂 never taken a bath?? |
| 44 | we saved so many lives by not having hair dryers fall into bathtubs |
| 60 | Smow I take showers |
| 76 | soak and drink wine |
| 10 | this stream is primo |
| 6 | Cmon mate you can do it, >7 hours more |
| 6 | Why is this so “daunting” to you? |
| 10 | just throw a towel down |
| 76 | got to get the fitted sheet with the straps |
| 67 | you gotta get one size too big on fitted sheets |
| 6 | Are you still filling up ziplock bags for the move to the Shang? |
| 13 | home made chilli for breakfast 😁 |
| 6 | Jolin doing anything is a Benny Hill sketch |
| 6 | Give Jolin a finger trap |
| 10 | wolf homemade chili sounds amazing |
| 6 | Then the sheet traps her and she rolls and tangles herself in it |
| 67 | you gotta pre stretch it |
| 6 | “Aww nothing gets chocolate out, see?” |
| 6 | Oh you’re talking about careers? White collar jobs were a bad idea. Wasted lives studying and working for corpo fuckheads too |
| 10 | it still kinda made sense in the 2010s, but now? no way buddy. the checks don't afford you shit |
| 77 | Is he broadcasting live from Germany for the last six hours? |
| 6 | Armin Tanzarian |
| 6 | Garbage men make a lot of money |
| 77 | I went to Munich this time last year. |
| 6 | But nooooooo I had to go to college |
| 10 | you know what always blew my mind? the people who can work at waffle House |
| 6 | I’m a self serve kinda got |
| 22 | your poison sir |
| 77 | But Europeans like sitting in restaurants for hours. |
| 10 | every other country serves and doeant accept tips |
| 10 | guess it's just in my DNA, but I enjoy a loyal servant |
| 6 | Call out my number so I can fuck off outta here |
| 78 | Dashboard! |
| 77 | I think they only have trays in prison anymore. |
| 75 | no no no goy we need to treat everyone like a crippled fuck, since thats the highest communist virtue in cuntunist ammerica |
| 6 | UNCLE MOE!! HERE I AM!! |
| 10 | @quasar 🫡 ⚡⚡ |
| 6 | “CHOW-DEEEER” |
| 78 | Juggalos |
| 6 | “CHOW-DER” “CHOW-DER”?! |
| 78 | Humiliation rituals of serving sushi on naked bodies. |
| 10 | this would be an excellent stand-up bit |
| 6 | Tipping culture in America is insane |
| 77 | I took a dna test and I'm 100% goy. No special boy blood. No trays for me. |
| 78 | Self serving checkout trays. |
| 6 | Most restaurants make you go up and order and pay for your food before you collect it yourself |
| 10 | 🤴🏻 more mutton |
| 75 | Chillis has had self serve payment at the table for like 10 years now |
| 78 | Old school cafeteria restaurants. |
| 10 | 🐜🐜🐜 |
| 78 | Must be spring time. |
| 77 | The ants are like Hoca. They always come crawling back. |
| 6 | Don’t forget folding the sweaters |
| 78 | Bath and ant works. |
| 10 | yo those cafeteria restaurants are old timey |
| 78 | She can use the stacks of high school notes to kill the ants. |
| 26 | who's javacoolman |
| 77 | Pre-rant pampering, please. |
| 78 | Old fawks ! |
| 6 | I think it would’ve been cool to have the American diner experience- the way it was portrayed in the movies anyway |
| 22 | lol |
| 78 | AI = Ant Intelligence |
| 77 | The entire American economy is just shifting money around funded by debt. |
| 78 | Only the real dates are going to Denny’s |
| 10 | I've been served by a robot at my table. we have the technology |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQLTJwTmZBdlpNREZRZ0sxZ0FkSkpRa2JR |
| 78 | American Economy is just keeping Boomers alive. |
| 79 | Woah you're still going |
| 79 | I slept |
| 78 | From broadway plays to restaurants |
| 78 | Are they going to carrying me back and forth to my car. |
| 79 | I hope we get UBI |
| 78 | Post offices is just scamming the old fawks. |
| 77 | I knew a guy that was a programmer for the post office and they still program in cobalt. |
| 10 | now they make you work as a non-federal USPS carrier until you price yourself to get hired on with benefits |
| 80 | Eurocels in the chat |
| 10 | prove* yourself |
| 6 | “CAWFEE HON?” |
| 78 | Burger King have it my way. I’ll get my own tray Thank you ! |
| 77 | You want those japanese vending machines that give you an entire meal? |
| 10 | more places are putting the drink fountain behind the counter, so you have to ask for a refill |
| 79 | I see old white women working at gas stations at the counter |
| 81 | 🌄7am Cancun 🏖👙 82° |
| 32 | I'm out. Take care ppl |
| 10 | later Bobby |
| 79 | Being a bus boy would be humiliating |
| 77 | There are 2.5 million waiters/waitresses employeed in america. |
| 6 | Every job is. A humiliation ritual |
| 10 | and the cooks are in the back working in terrible conditions |
| 81 | 😉👍I agree, I've always Hated Tipping 💵🤏🤬 |
| 64 | they need to sing me happy birthday ok, get all 7 of those servers to dance for me right now |
| 79 | Very true morris |
| 77 | 1.2 million |
| 78 | Patreon and memberships are tipping culture too. |
| 78 | Digital tippping. |
| 6 | Can I please have a lemon wedge for my glass of water? |
| 79 | Im proud to say I've never worked |
| 82 | would you get back to college if you was in mid 20 s if it was free? |
| 10 | nobody ever stops me when I'm walking around with a beer |
| 78 | Officer Neggums. |
| 80 | Dear Mordantwit (ik its secretly dashboard) please upload this one soon, I fuckin missed half of it! |
| 77 | I think I sent you a picture once of a girl selling pretzels at the hofbraushaus in germany. |
| 10 | I guess they could, but they don't |
| 10 | later dashboard |
| 0 | 0*1 |