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1lets go
2LET’S GOOOOO!!!!’
3BUCKEROOOOOOOOOOO
4Dashboard !
2TFL easy as 4,3,1
5Alex + Vampiric Academy + SteveHoca = red triangle gang stalkers
3STEVIIEEEEEEEE
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3STEEEEVIEEEEEE!!!!
2Return of the King
3Get your Hoca's on, we're going jogging!
5Just going to loop the same scripted balckill/demographic talking points like always
6where the famous people at?
7My boy
7Wyd
8You should make a playlist dash
2Every single cop is out to get the poor black man
0Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
3i keep a playlist of all the songs he's featured
3Do you feel the fatigue @bobbybero7452
2Dashboard looped a birth rate demographic c0llapse stream as an April Fools prank
7Wyd my boy
2A little bit @morrisseywildcat but there is lots of other fun stuff to do in real life
7How was your day
7Dude what do you think about Iran winning the war
3Demographics are fu*ked on the train, library, supermarket, shopping mall, etc etc etc etc etc
2A little bit @morrisseywildcat but there is lots of other fun stuff to do in real life @morrisseywildcat
3Hahaha great episode
9Yay, story time!
3😆😆😆
3That's almost as funny as the episode with the Gummy De Milo
10Steve Hoca's ears just perked up. "Did someone just say girthy?"
3Penut Panache
2What's wrong with picking cucumbers?
3STEVIEE
10instacart was already shit by late 2021
11You know what annoys me? Those little stickers that they put on fruit. 😁
12golem
2Same here @JohnDoe69X
13👀👀
6lmfao we need this
11"Strauss und Howe" 😜😜
2Long time no see @lporiginalg
14@lporiginalg Dashboard's reach is far, it seems
10Steve Hoca has been dying for a girthy meat puppet
2I remember you were on a stream here another time @lporiginalg
3WHATS UP BROTHER
3SEMPER FI BROTHER
8Ah fuck. I hypocrit suck balls
3and he never will ever again - end stage red pill
3LFA's thinks hes the Clavicular of the supermarket
15Good Evening.
15Walmart is great at self checkout, they don't care.
6we are hoing to have a job that watches 50 people on their metaglasses doing their jobs
3Human AT&T... lmao your references are brilliant 😆
16hype hype hype
15Is this the VR order picker future.
6instapicker express
12issa gud picker boss
15Are these contractors that arent working for a big company.
3FAFO becomes a surrogate activity.... lol brutal
3FIFO**
2It's a doggie doggie world
3Dig for that coldest can!
15I've seen j eets throw my Amazon on the ground in snow in the street.
3get your arm stuck
17Weigh the cans of peas to see which one weighs 0.5 grams more
3Squirmy has Hannah.. and now YOU
8The only fancy’s
15Did you see an amputee just deleted some guy
10"How I Always Make 25 an Hour as a Personal Shopper!"
3Lmao - sounds like a job for that Eric Forman looking guy, whats his name??
17Subhuman shopper has an electric collar and gets shocked when they pick the wrong cucumber
3the 7/11 schmuck
18Hoca, Alf, and rock n roll
12designated TP inspector
8The onlyfans owner died
12@Dr.Winkles lmao
17Untermenschkäufer
8He was aipacs biggest donor for 2023
19There's a video going viral of 3 British women flashing an Indian Dominos delivery guy as a tip
15I dont know if these pickers will care enough to do this. They threaten people for tips on Skip/Uber Eats
20reform it back into the right share then
10imagine the demands boomers would make if they had access to this right now
20at home
18How are Hughes? I view you more like a Gary Busey level of absurdity
15I've seen them messaging clients begging for more money on orders.
8You gotta get in a industry that caters to boomers as they’re about to die
19You got 100 subs in the last week
8Western decline gets free shit cuz jeets fuck up his order
10@Dr.Winkels I guarantee you juice have already cornered all those markets in anticipation
15Kramers last set.
3You could do Michael Richard's famous bit
3You dont have Jerry Seinfeld to run cover for you though
19That's not nice
10Kramer thought he was above expressing jogger fatigue
12not my heckin suberinos
15Meta glasses are still to pricey for them all to have right now.
8Disabled people use robots to work in Japan (they work at restaurants and shit)
18Having to live around bills is not nice either
20personal cameras will be there. Give it 20 more years
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20mandatory personal cameras
6isnt that already basically a movie except the subhumans went to parties instead or something
8The meta glasses looking fukin ugly. Most men wouldn’t be able to pull it off
3@Buymycourses they're public now, and they'll become mandatory to wear on your person tomorrow
12sounds like a good tv show lmao - Subhuman Shopper
21:)
3Men dont have a sexuality so who cares what the meta glasses looks like
8Your gonna be buying birth control for Stacy
3"Put em on your pusser to scare away the puss" - one for the quote book
21Opinions on My Little Pony Dashboard?
3LOL Elton John glasses
3We waved goodbye to the yellow brick road ages ago
8Ah fuck it’s bash
12the pony N
3Meta glasses will eventually become as affordable as those chaep jeet headsets
3cheap**
20bat chain puller. puller puller
8In the next 20-30 years we will have politicians who grew up chronically online
3We have a chain thrift store in Australia called the 'Reject SHop' - and their slogan for a long time was "Everyone's a winner at the Reject Shop!"
21@Dr.Winkles What are the odds that Thomas invites me to be his new Cohost?
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15Plan B
14LMFAO
22Pickle puller- scratch ball, Wyomin
23:)
10@morrisseywildcat I thought it was cool that they had a thrift store at the dump in New Zealand. there's so much good stuff that gets tossed here in the states
3Steve Hock Tuah
23Hi Dashboard.
23It is I. Bashiepoo.
15The bar is set so low for customer service.
24I do that already 🙂
15We ran fast food & grocery stores better as kids.
3fake jobs
8All of these jobs are part time
15So they dont have to pay benefits.
23Depends on where you live Winkles.
3"Having to write a biopic for yourself" is such an accurate descriptor of applying for a job now ffs...
8And they give you the least amount of hours in order to ensure you don’t get a paid break
22You’ll have to check all the DEI boxes- if not, need not apply
3😆😆
25I'm just going to put that I'm trans and crippled
3looking for truffles
23I managed to find a full time job for a subhuman such as myself.
20a worker must care about shareholders not customers
3The Apple watches do that now!!! and people have been wearing them for years
26chatGPT is going to write that biopic and I'm not washing my hands after pissing when shopping for your groceries
24I remember knocking over all the energy drinks just to reach the back 😆
20'I pick 1 day before expiration, always from the top of the heap milk for my customers'
23Dashboard can I come on the streamyard brother?
3ChatGPT will write it while I takea. piss
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12lol
17Lie detector test administered while shopping
14LOL, hit him with the RKO TWICE! 😭😭😭
22🤣 LFA
10lol there's gonna be a big red "TERMINATE" button in the app that the subhuman lives in fear of
3"No asshole, it's important that you DO NOT be earnest"
19Don't you mean the nail that sticks out gets hammered
22“I hope this video was somewhat infor-ma-teevve” - LFA
14Bet you wish this shit was in existence a few years ago, so that way some subhuman could've fetched you the freshest redline!
27Alright Dashboard this is my main account. You can't ban this one buddy. Thanks.
15I think the companies will think doing this extra stuff is to time consuming. Just like UPS/FedEx people are tracked with how many steps they do.
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28👹🌴😗I saw a green Parrot 🦜 today from my Airbnb Penthouse 🏰
29did you finish jerking off to vegan dolls, saaaar?
3lmao goose stepping KPIs
29I seen her granny hands
22Goose-steppin gooshniks
29c4 is the new redline
15No half stepping.
15Is Celcius good.
10check the expiration date without shaking the can please
3Mesomorph was good too
30Hi Dashboard I have this account too. I want to come on the stream please. Thanks.
31Insalubrious slop
22Gotta check every red line mini from here to Timbuktu
3Insalubrious Basterds
24Celsius has too much biotin it gives me acne. rebull zero is fine for me
22PhD in water titration theory
15I have two cases of bottled water that I've had for 2 years I think. Is it unsafe to drink.
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17@ZMan88-d8r, yes
31It pays to be bit picky
3are you drinking deuterated water????
31Shopping with an abbaccus
28🙏 Sunday was world 🌎 💦 water day
31Smart!
29it was left in the heat anyway
3I dont want my water traumatised
31Phthalatemaxxers tend to have low dimorphism
20no engles compadre. Don't understand senior
15Drink distilled.
29what is a peasant to do?
22“It’s dedeuterated water dude” - HBTDL 2024
3People buy that alkaline water shit over here a lot too
31Creativity, The Religion Of "Aryan Judaism"
15Spring water eventually grows algae, when its kept in a gravity fed dispenser.
31And that's a GOOD thing.
32Shockingly my carbonated water is the only thing still cheap in Canada
18Another thing that is funny as people trying to avoid the toxicity of tapwater by drinking the micro plastics and bottled water
3schlemiel - good word
6oh MOSHI
3i prefer schmuck
12@morrisseywildcat lemon juice naturally balances the PH in your stomach
15@Scotty_Bo0m Loblaws or
31Better a schlamazel than a schlemiel, I always say.
28🥤 Electrolyte water is dehydrated 🥤 soda
8I know you regret being a bookworm but do you have a favorite book dashboard ?
3@FlipWilson-k1h I wasn't being serious 😆
29it's Jon greenblaatt
31Hint: Because its all from a backyard garden hose anyway.
6yk
32Yeah everywhere. Get those like litres ones for a dollar it’s pretty decent
6thats a fair point
15Just like laundry detergent isn't filled up.
29some are completely empty
18It’s not even water. It’s Mexican saliva
31"I got a dead spider in mine, that's proof it comes from a tropical rainforest."
18They just spit in a jug while standing by the assembly line in the factory
31Bottled water: Biggest scam ever.
3@Dr.Winkles haha you haven't heard the latest on reading?
31Oh its capped alright
15Different bottling facilities, machines moving too fast.
15Coke owns so much of the market.
6most should technically speaking be very close to the same amount with like 1 or 2 per batch off
32I mean im drinking my brand name carbonated water instead of tap water any day. Fuck that
28🍺40oz. of beer has shrunk 2 inches from the top
22Have to pluck the jugs from the back with no indent or flaw on the jug. Have to make sure you pluck the ones less exposed to the florecent UV lights buzzing over head
6not all of them different amouints
31Privatized water is coming, get your stillsuits ready
19Average life male life expectancy seems to be mid 50's guy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer dead at 54
29we need well and rain water
12maybe the bottles aren't uniform, maybe subhumans are filling them by hand
23Dashboard why not have me on to at least berate my buddy? I actually don't know much about you. Do you identify as an Incel?
12either is possible
18They make an immigrant drink a lot of water and it gets filtered through their kidneys, and they have them piss in the bottles as they go by on the line
3the onlyfans founder bought it at 43
31Meskin armpit juice
6osteoarthritic
32OF guy dead at what 48?
19Also last year a bunch of metal musicians died most of them in their 50's
29I've noticed
3Vagaries is one of Sam Vaknin's favourite words
28🤔What about the air in potato 🥔 chip bag
6significant deviations among many within a batch
32James Vanderbeek too
18Technology is not as advanced as the powers that be want us to believe. Everything is being controlled by a boomer, pushing a button.
31Murrikans need their fluoridated distillates
29I bet jug water is full of micro plastic
3@Jeffrey-hk4fq i almost understand why the YN's open two to fill one at the supermarket
6whose that cryofrozen guy we trying to hunt down
20do you have a stuffy moustache?
18It’s common sense
20dis is y we need me more immigrants, chud
32My water seems filled just fine idk man lol
31The capitalist behind the curtain doesn't CARE.
33Dashboard why not have me on to at least berate my buddy? I actually don't know much about you. Do you identify as an Incel?
18The only thing AI is good for is video game hints and traveling through foreign countries
3He likes to use 10 dollar words because the goyim cant understand them and it causes frustration
22Hard hitting gonzo style, gorilla journalism - HBTDL bringing us the most compelling story of the 21st century. Water jug, water amount discrepancies!
17It could potentially be caused by differences in container size, but that just suggests the amount of plastic used is also being measured by hand.
3pig haunches? you mean trotters and snouts?
29it's hose water with a filter for taste
32The only thing the powers that be seem good at is conveyor belt assembly line production
28👹🔥Hell ! 👉W.A.S.P. 1983 to Headless Tour
22Mony mony- it’s who Tommy James wrote that song about in the 60s now works at the water jug plant, filling them by hand lol
6brand new conspiracy theory born here TODAY
3W.A.S.P. - Wild Child 🔥
34Small RO systems (which you can plumb in under the sink) are quite cheap now. Around $200.
18I’m a NEET just waiting on 11 AM sharp so I can order slop on delivery
29reverse osmosis
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28🤔What about the Fig Newtons?
31Vocabularial moggery
35Your very observant, the Chinese restaurant fish tank theory you came up with a few years ago is true.
6controlling for temperature of water filled, temperature of room, speed of water spilled out, weight in jug, and for any splish splash splooshin
3befuddlement and consternation go together like Simon & Garfunkel
14si senor
18It’s the same thing as one Mexican family all working in the same McDonald’s
31Wringing out wetback t-shirts and we're drinking it
24ask the ai 🙂
22It’s migrants mostly with some old shambly fucks in supervisor positions or middle management
6dashboard is secretly an AI
3That would renew my faith in AI @anonbradley5370
29it's probably farmhand spics wringing out their shirts for the white goys to drink
20stop noticing
36its the jews
28🤢Mexican 🇲🇽 kids get sick 🤢 in Tobacco fields from the nicotine 🤢
18They want us to believe that everything is done with laser precision, but it’s really just a Mexican pushing a button
20scooby doo mystery
3Dont question the supply chain!!!!!
29milk is always filled 100% but not water, why?
6is dash in top chat or live chat
18Can you explain the Chinese restaurant fish tank theory?
3theyre slowly haemorrhaging the volume without compromising the pricing
22Young white men = Neo Jim Crow- young white women = reverse Neo slave auction. The black college athletes “bidding on” then swiping up the young white women
19Different amounts of water in sealed bottles, while appearing abnormal, usually result from manufacturing variances, such as inconsistent filler air pressure, minor plastic bottle dimension variations
19during manufacturing, or fluctuating temperature/altitude during shipping. These inconsistencies affect fill levels despite the bottles being sealed and safe to drink
6and its in plastic, thin and uniform, its not like its in glass and you could in theory have odd internal deviations that could cause it being put in by weight to have a reason for deviations in air
3You're like Tom Cruise doing that tightrope descent from Mission Impossible 1
37Dashboard what brand of water are you having issues with? Have you tried contacting the company?
38You know that’s what they are doing at Mickey D’s. They have actually found human meat in multiple plants.
14Cannibal Holocaust water edition
19Lol
22HBTDL would hoof it out of there like Fred Flintstone
6they are all brought together in batches those deviations shouldnt be within the batch itself
28👉🤢 I've gotten sick from Mexican 🇲🇽 water💦🚫
6on planes or trucks etc, they travel together
37You'll be alright Dashboard it's good for your immune system fella.
19Dunno that's what I found
20you dum-dums. The produce grows in the supermarket. We'll duh, sometimes one can grow bigger than another. That's why water levels may vary. Mystery solved
12purified waste water
14Just a Guatemalan man & his 4 cocoa puffs producing the water supply for an entire supermarket down the street
36i drink tap water like a real man
39yes a HBTDL stream
37Dashboard why don't you want to talk to that fellow Bash? He seems very handsome and good at videogames.
39Israel needs more diversity
28🤔is there a lot of Mexicans 🇲🇽 in Buffalo NY 🦬 (?)
37Could you please elaborate on that? I think he's POSSIBLY a BASED Ponycel.
31What a mighty belch
35You should do viewer call ins
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6need a poll, 1 for handfilled 2 for automated
12goylent green
22VDs squat hubby is working a water jug filling double shift as we speak
220
140
40NNWP
19Google says they are mostly done automated
6we only got 2 answers people we only continue for 5
19I did, that's what I posted
3You're going to further atomise Jolin by speaking about VD all the time, who's supposed to fold your clothes?
19It's due to air pressure and temprature apparently
31The vagaries of international yehudery
35I just drink tap water
19Same
28🤔a bag of weed 🌿 has shrunk
31Ugh, how disgushterous
41they are filled up in the parking lot with a garden hose
36tap water give me ED
35I watched a video of an Indian water factory looks disgusting
3alienate** my mistake
42I got the Popeyes shrimp tackle box but they didn’t put fries
19LMFAO
22Plastic garden hose tab water lol
20de-doo-diddly-dooterated
6its not even water jugs its actually piss jugs the people are just drinking lots of water and its super clear
43What is this palaver?
44It's honestly amazing how YouTube just let's you make so many accounts.
31Meskins: They DID take awr jawrbz
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31They terk awr jerbz, broke awr laws, and ate muh dawg.
28😉Erie County has good 💦 water
14befuckled
19Yeah, that's true
35The entire US stock market is AI stocks, pure vaporware. The AI bubble burst is going to be worse than 2008.
14good point
31I denounce all this Muh Diveritaw
28👉 Springville NY has excellent water 💦
3What're you drinking tonight?
31Diversity
31Sucks
31Ass
31Muuuuuh Diversitaw
22Jolin realized you would notice, so she’s made it her life mission to climb the ranks at water jug plants ensure there would be water jug fill level discrepancies just out of spite towards HBTDL
6shower at the local planet fitness
45I'd rather hear it from you than be lied to, Call it what it is like the heathens do
35Have you tried Grok? That’s the one AI model that’s not fully pozzed and leftist.
28🤔Does Zoar Valley still have motorcycle 🏍 races
12lol
22Sweet n sour BO homeless man smell -HBTDL
46I wonder if he'll sweep me up while he washes his ass.
3@SyggNielsen - i just saw a video of a white girl who escaped into her tesla to escape a crowd of YNs
45Uprise, now fall inline, roll with the pack or get left behind
46Stinky boy Dashboard
46 O+UH OH
46STINKY
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35I spend all day doomscrolling twitter, I need to get a job boyos. NEET life is frying my brain.
3Couple doomscrolling with waging @Doomer3x - then you'll really be frying
22This is the Epstein file coverup X1000 here…
19The real WaterGate
3That's because you're not supposed to use AI the way Mike Israetel does ffs
18The parents are laughing their way to the bank from the payday they got by selling their kids
3Lets ask Madeline McCann's parents where their daughter is
35The “kids” Epstein abused were lie 17
35Average age of Epstein victims was 16-17
8The parents knew the type of guy Epstein was and thought they where gonna sue him lol
3@Doomer3x do it!
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3Just a regular recessive Joe
8The parents wanted to pull a bait and switch on Epstein
28👹🔥 Where's the RACIST RANT 🙍🏿‍♂?
14That's a really good point
6can we even find these factory farms on google earth
6some autist needs to go count them up, total land mass, potential throughput per google maps
12i noticed the texture of meat from fast food places getting weird around the early 2000's
336 mil dual citizens
35Where tf are the getting all those cows and chickens
28👹🔥How much is your Disability Check 💲🤔(?)
3525,600 minutes
331,536,000
6not girl math schizomath
3mmmmm that's a thirsty sluice
3I can't believe its not bovine!
42God’s country
45We are we are, the food of the nation
6skeltonics
12chikun apocalypse
42Sexxy red
2236 million cows are killed every year- but whiteys on the moon…
47First said we do not have a demographic problem
19HAHA
22First is a borscht eating, half asiatic- naysayer fool
17If it takes an hour to process a cow, then there must be 3600 processing stations in total, for one cow to be processed per second.
17But, we don’t see enough slaughter houses for there to be 3600 processing stations
48HARD
35These numbers don’t add up, like another historical event from the 1940’s
20nothing beats commuting to the wage cage listening to hbtdl
48More rats than people, maybe they feed us rats?
42Don’t forget about the fish
35Dashboard invented cowlacaust denial
48Doesn't poor hygiene cause you depression? It would me
49US ranches existed only to breed red heifers.
42Underground whale farms
50Can you do the Raymond impression talking about data again
48I'm OCD
45Showers are for midwits
22“…because Data already was human! 😢”
49AND DATA... HE WAS MORE HUMAN THAN HE KNEW BWAAAAAAHAHAHA
15How do you cure OCD
31Never Forget The Moooah
15Do you have hand washing compulsions
31I have a genocide compulsion
45When I see someone eating a slice of cake with very disproportionate cake-to-frosting bites it drives my OCD wild
12@SyggNielsen lol
22🦉
24shower break
17@ZMan88-d8r, no cure, it’s terminal
12he's a mad owl
35Observant as an owl, Giga high IQ autist
22An owl wearing the mad hatters hat
51Wise as an owl
50I would say both loll
24I scared I don't want to be dissapred for listening
20better apply for superability
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12goysloppers eating that lab grown meat
142
14Most observant man alive today! 🦉
15NegativeZero do you have it
17@ZMan88-d8r, of course not. I’m mentally sound!
42China farming 5 trillion salmons a month
10Most mentally sound chat on the Internet over here
31There must be a giant cow compactor
48Do you think eggs are fake, like in China?
31Germany, a colony of Turkey
17@cranstonpoopchester9892, 😂
31Kurds and turds fur Deutschland? NEIN!
12it means nothing
52if you're vaxxed, then you'd be Lucky to be alive in the next 10 years.
343
52safe and effective strikes again
53@SlickOnTop or perhaps unlucky enough
26He faked his death for sure. Alive and well in an underground temple to Moloch
52cancer rates are through the roof
34Serious question: Why do Americans refuse to take responsibility for how sh*t their society is?
12chemicals, pollution, obesity, pharma/illicit drugs... there is no way the life expectancy going forward is going to be in the 70's
22“Dead” & back in Tel Aviv
53Almost everything we consume now is borderline toxic to the mind/body
48Cancer and the jab?
14barely! we're hanging on by a thread
10@barrymansfield5778 Who told you that the greatest country on Earth has a shit society??
34lolz
3I remember your old ep about Armie Hammer's rich grandfather funding the Soviet Union - that was a great one
22Neo Jim Crow is a banger novel theory by HBTDL
15Armie Hammer is hungry. Watch out.
3"Gaaaahss, I dunnoo gahhhs" 😆😆😆
2You are not the smartest man but the most dangerous
3Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
3^^ @bobbybero7452
54please do these streams after 8pm c.s.t. I can only tune in after that
3Well we are caught in a trap and we can't walk out
48I'm the HAAARRRDDDest man
55Chris Langdon is a befuddled retard
56What's the significance of Impossible Cow numbers ? what's downstream of that ?
3Curious though, why would you want your material scrubbed from the internet?
3But you're dong it right now
57HAAAAARD
20life would be amazing if you iq was 100
48Not wanting to contribute to this society is exactly how I feel
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15Maybe hes hiding his power level. He wouldnt get any press, his bank accounts would get closed own.
22“The mind is a terrible thing to waste” - United negro college fund lol
3But you're doing** it right now.
3Okay, fair enough with the reuploading thing
20I mean your iq would be the average for people
12@agaumh9012 lmao
2Dashboard has contributed enough to this world in scientific discoveries all for a black man to take the credit of Dashboard's work
15I will buy the catalog remember and vault it like Scrooge McDuck.
58What's up gang!
3the only source I go to for your reuploads is the one you're aware of - but I get why you wouldnt want it out there
15Like Martin Skrekeli buying the Wu Tang Album.
20shop cart puller. puller puller
22HBTDL the mind of a genius- the hygiene of a homeless man 😂
58Dashboard, have you tried the 7-oh stuff? It comes from Kratom
18I’m getting blueberry cheesecake delivered
2The homeless are the geniuses of this world @agaumh9012
15You let me know when ready.
39hi SMOW
48You shouldn't have to live like that
3dont fuck up your back sitting on that folding chair - ive had one of those for a while and eventually i had to upgrade
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15Get some good leather cleaner that you can dilute, auto stuff.
31That was some delicious hand sanitizer
58Do you guys think opioids were created specifically for white me to get addicted?
10bult kratom capsules is a good 7oh supplier
26Send the towel to vegan dolls she'll appreciate the pheromones
15Is it a faux leather one.
48Emigrate to the UK and get free social housing
58@cranston be careful with 7oh!
22VD would sniff HBTDL’s folding chair after a 7 hr stream lol
3its hard to believe you were once mgtarded 😆
15It can hold 300-350 lbs
10I've been taking 7oh since the end of last year daily. Stopped cold turkey twice with zero side effects
15Wonder if it could hold me.
57I cabt work at all
57I'm on neetbuxx
58How much were you taking @cranston?
48A woman is more hard to bear than poor personal hygiene
10I need opiates to function due to chronic pain
3The foulest stench is in the air. The funk of forty thousand years
59Did she take someone’s man away
57I'm pretty disabled
15Did you see the video of that guy smelling the fabric seat
57Thank g-d for auto correct
57HAAARD
12@morrisseywildcat THRILLER
60joelyn the musk masker
3Mike Rowe said it but Micke Patton delivered it 🔥
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48The rancour of woman runs deeper than mere man funk
39hi AGIguy756
39hi flip
10I take 5mg at a time. redose every 3 to 4 hrs. I've only taken more than 20mg over the course of a day twice. just don't chase a high and you'll be fine
58You guys ever watch 90s commercials when you're drunk? It hits
39hi Zman88
59Did Jolene take Dolly Parton’s man away
3Faith No More - We Care a Lot
48HAAARRRDDDer
12@WolfSlumbers-1991 wuts up bucko
3@Saint-su2se apparently not
58@cranston oh yeah 20 mg is nothing. You have it down pat. Lol glad to hear it!!!
57Wolfslumbers 🫡😎🤟
15Hi Wolf
22HBTDL, you should co host w/ TW wednesday night
3We care a lot - about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees
58I miss collective Dismal
493 cows a second, but pablo will take the time to push a single live cow around with a forklift
3🔥 eyyyyyyyyy
57Should i drink the rest of my wine and get f'd up??
57On THE TAX PAYERS DIME?
3love this fucking song ❤
20Mike Patton enjoyer
3not Mike Patton ?
51damn Mike Patton had the most impressive voice 👍
3not this song i dont think
3Chuck Mosely
22What. is. it!? They say, what is it?! They say, what is it!
20his Mundo cane orchestral stuff is so great
10is Mike pattons voice shot yet?
51I've got their album The Real Thing
35Don’t private your videos after stream please, if you do eventually get banned just make a new channel like Thomas White did 20 times
42Sounds like the bobs burgers guy
22On wolf’s stream they were slandering CD, was grotesque to witness
61:elbowcough:
48Mike Muir is a better breed of Mike, imho
53Recently found out Mike Patten did an EP collab with The Dillinger Escape Plan, it’s insane
3No, you should keep your videos private - you dont need some spiteful mutant coming around and getting your channel struck
62Went to a thrift store last week and the men’s and women’s clothes werent separated is this a good sign
39@agaumh9012 Judas was doing that
63@ScriabinEnjoyer irony is a dead scene. Love that one
49The current streaming protocol seems to be working
53*Patton
22^ & a few other schmucks but not wolf himself (not that I heard)
59Travolta is a dope song too
49Bovine University has a lot of through-put
48🤘🏻
57🤟😎🤟
39doomer psychedelic rock hour
57🤙🏿💪🏿
22Horse hooves jello
53@sonoflaw9180 yeah DEP was a perfect band for him to push his limits, really innovative band/EP
48YEEESSS...
35If he gets his channel banned he can make a new one like Thomas White who’s made 10 new channels.
39collective dismal told me to rope once
48Rocky George was an impressive outlier
35Not posting these streams is a crime, so much high IQ knowledge lost to the void. Just post the videos dashboard.
59Did suicidal tendencies (the band) have the same song writer or something? This sounds like how can I laugh today …
3Bombshell - Powerman 5000
20so much connections to suicidal tendencies
48"Some of them good, most were bad" Real.
59Fun fact: Psycho Mike and Bill Paxton used to work together at the LA Times
35These streams would get 10k+ views if you didn’t private them.
20care for views, bra
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59They don’t just let anybody be famous so he’s either Jew or of nobility.
63@ScriabinEnjoyer Agreed. I've got a Calculating Infinity flag on my wall
35Collective Dismal and Thomas White have been banned several times and they just keep making new channels. It’s worth it to leave the stream vods up.
17Strong suicidal tendencies similarity
64it is ST
59Muir= Moore
61:elbowcough:
17Oh shit, the voice sounds different through the mic
61play some randy Rhodes alex. 🤌
20you won't bring me down
48HCILTWICEST was the most cathartic album of my youth
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20well who died and made you God?
20from Gothic Slam
59Or related to a high level satanist or something
49This shit was hard in guitar hero 2
26All I wanted was a Pepsi
64'We had the experience but missed the meaning" - ts eliot
17Suicidal tendencies, Elliot
35You should archive these streams so the knowledge can active past your death. Don’t privates streams! Just make new channels if you get banned.
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17Tendencies suicidal, Elliot
3the stream is in its post coital stagnation
3Dashboard, what meaning have you derived from your experience?
22Port Moresby’s finest comedian- HBTDL!
3re: the quote?
2That was a really funny standup
22“Cwab tree!”
49Whaaaaats the deaaaaaaal with all these excess scrotal sacks?
22🦀🌲
3@bobbybero7452 which act is he quoting?
3the 4th act? 4th revelation - behold a pale horse
22Doing your smudge the cat & Alf impression at a stand up show in Port Moresby & cannibal jokes of course
3Remember Alf? he's back!
2I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♂ @morisseywildcat
3LOL
18have you ever done an open mic comedy set?
3Fine Young Cannibals
3numbers are inflated - half of them are bots
18I do think a lot of YouTube viewers are bots
3You Drive me Crazy
15Wouldve been like the Green Zone
576 9 uhuhuhuhhehwhw hehehhehe uhhhhhhhhh heheh
3Arcade music
57Supposed ly
15Do Kill Tony
34I met that guy once.
34Roland Gift.
22They claim Port Moresby has 750k people… yeah sure 🙄
49I spotted some homeless today. Man and woman walking into the trees by an offramp. Woman was thin, white, and looked clean. No joke the best looking woman around my age I've seen in months
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3Still play those 25+ year old games
65age of empires, and civ games....miss when those were the main games of pc gamers
3I love how we went from Papua New Guinea to Fine Yojng Cannibals 😆😆😆😆😆😆
3Truly the humour is lost on these retards
18white women want to be homeless and strong out more than they want to be mothers and homemakers
3YOUNG********
48A great song you've probably never heard but would undoubtedly like: Creaming Jesus - "Lillies"
18strung* out
3the keys arent stroking like they used to...
39@agaumh9012 why do you say that do you think it's more people or less?
49The guy was white as well. White hair, and he looked weathered by the sun. As far as homeless goes he looked pretty clean too, though I only got a quick glimpse.
39just take the Papua New Guinea pill bro
10maybe the woman was non homeless. just going on a "date" with a bum
34I mumbled a few words of appreciation to Roland, and he looked at me like I was an alien. But I was quite drunk at the time.
20"this is your brain on drugs"
49@cranstonpoopchester9892 Could be, but I am jealous nonetheless.
22Port Moresby’s real population is MAYBE 150k if that
3@cranstonpoopchester9892 - thats the likely scenario lbh
48Creaming Jesus: Lillies
20what was that psychodelics stuff?
64frank zappa are you hung up
3Frank Zappa
15RIP DAVID CROSBY
3Coping all the way to the bottom
20thank you
3speaking of chickens
3Chicken Shack
20blind crippled and craaaaazy
3youve got great fkn taste in music 👍
20I'd rather be*
15Thank you.
20STEVIE
3Have you kept all of your old books cds and vinyls?
3How much stuff do you have? is it a lot?
22“Stevie, just let it go” Steve Hoca telling himself that HBTDL is a time traveler
49Hoca steals your LP, then calls you a time traveller for liking such music
3Ah the prick took your. stuff??
57Fix*
57Fix my ac unite white boi
20hvac guy cries in pain as he steals your cds
3HVAC repairmen have the same place as the Amish lol
22^ 😂😂😂
573 ads now
3Yeah those ADHD mobile games
20adblocker to save the day
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3mobile games for bugmen
3use Brave browser
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3use it on your phone as well so you can lock your phone and still listen to audio
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64name the band
57Good song
3same band
12now we're talking
20all hvac technicians go to heaven
66oh shit you went live
64it was a trick q
3Chicken Shack**
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49Ads don't do anything, but everyone has to buy and watch them anyway, for some reason
67burppppp😝
12lots of funny business going on in the advertisement industry
3Hoca is only two letters away from HVAC. Coincidence? I think not!
20more psychodelics than blues band
22HBTDL’s “everything is fake n gaye and funded by Js blackopp budgets for subversive purposes” strikes again
20shit's actually good
20worth a listen
22It’s Stevie Ray-beam Vaughn lol
3just makes you yearn for another lifetime. shame that the music and overall culture is absolute dogshit now
3We went from guitar riffs to worshipping the asses of sheboon Venuses
3fuck me...
64name the artist
64this one is tough
22I watched the movie “almost famous” recently and it seems like most men’s coming of age fantasy. Traveling with a famous rock band in the early 70s, partying and getting young aged matched puss puss
20Shazam won't help. it's oger
66your bacon egg and cheese sire
22Very early grand funk railroad
20and what was that?
3was that an ad for adult diapers??
20I think I've heard this stuff remixed somewhere else
22Dash is busting out the real obscure jams tonight lol
3Keef Hartley Band
3ill add it to the playlist
17They certainly had a million times more confidence than we do now
3Keith "Keef" Hartley was an English drummer and bandleader. Damn, remember the days of actual one man bands?
58Anyone have any experience with phenibut?
58Russian Astronaut Drugs!
20magma is also a one man band. Their drummer-leader is insane
10phenibut works well for me to get me in a social mood. don't take doses too big when you start out and don't mix it with anything
58@cranston damn nigga you do all the drugs I do lmao
10too bad it's so expensive these days
58You're right though p
58I just paid $30 for 60 caps 250mg a cap. Smh
15THE WHO
15LIVE AT LEEDS
10I drugmaxxed hard back in the day to biohack my way to NT status
15Listened to this on CD, Discman
3I still have my old Tommy Pinball Wizard tshirt
15My Dad has the vinyl
25phenibut doesn't work for me unless its 2 grams or more
3@ZMan88-d8r i still have my old Sony one, i think it still works too
20... talking about muh generation...
15This song has never been truer than today.
15The song remains the same...
20literally the who
22The Who is good but Pink Floyd sucks tbh
3What about Clapton?
15@morrisseywildcat I need to find mine.
22Unpopular opinion but I stand by it
39N
20O
22I
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15SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE.
24I recognize this song 😀
3makes me think of the De Niro stare from Goodfellas
22Clapton is rated where he should be, not overrated nor underrated
22Cream was a good band
53One of the most iconic basslines ever
15Clapton lives in small town Oklahoma now.
3im tiredt bawss...
3Off Grid, you in here!?
20happy wife happy life ad
15BOSS HOG.
3the afterglow phase
15WOOF WOOF BIG DOG.
20on the afterburner
15RIP GINGER.
22After midnight -Clapton
68is this stuff on repeat
3Cycle Sluts From Hell - I Wish You Were A Beer
15Too massive.
20budgie guts
3I was thinking that the other day... the keyboard on my "PLUS SIZED" phone is made for soylent bug fingers
3i think we're the same height dashboard lol
15We need custom made.
20common boots sizes stop right before the size I need
17Get clean, get back in the nasty pile of blankets
69Just take a shower, bro
3Trim your beard home simpson style - outside let nature take its course
17Cover up with some trash for warmth
3@NegativeZero-w5v haha exactly
17Hbtdl pushing a bobble toy in the grocery store
3all the way down there near my DIEJKK
3😆😆😆
22Keyboard crusty, folding chair funky, Jolin needs to sanitize & deodorize the gorilla nest 🪹 🦍
17Spine wrecker sink
3my hands are so big my hands touch the bottom of the sink when i wash my hands nowadays
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3my hands are so big that they touch the bottom of the sink when i wash them
20world is made for women and oofy-doofies
22The unshowered body just got 1 day further delayed lol
70ma and pa kettle 🤣
3sleep on the floor because youre too dirty to sleep in the bed
3Feeling like Gandalf in a Hobbit hole these days
20so much musk to waste. You could woo a woman with this smell
26Hypogamy demands you be 5'8 or shorter
3i went to a restaurant the other day, and restaurants have become more communal friendly, substituting private tables for one large shared on in the middle, and chairs for crates and small stools -
22Israel’s black opps demoralization/ subversion YT ad targeting
39as a guy who is 5'3 any chance I could have send with a pygmy in Africa?
3just SQUEEZING the space away from us
71Hi Dashboard. Thoughts on Trans rights?
15JULY.
20songs like this don't exist in present times
59I hate that Volvo commercial with the boomers and the surfer. Reminds me that I never got to live that life he did.
39black trans lives matter
20hwo would risk to come up with stuff like this today?
3@Saint-su2se they play those ads to rub your nose in it
3they want to tell you that the guitar was invented by some bayou mammy
71I gave up on trying to archive the stream because there was too much of Alex not talking and just playing music.
22HBTDL is gona fly into Berlin like Yankee Doodle Dandy, on EL AL air, with checked bags chuck full of size 15 Hokas and n*gro hair products
59Oh you get have a wife at your side while the rest of us can’t even get within proximity of a bitch. Fuck you
3i love how its too obscure for Shazam too
71Alex why don't you just use your PC and OBS to play the music dude.
3who else is streaming?
59And you get to drive your Volvo around a beach while we get to live in our wagie cages and neighborhoods with nothing to do? Choke on it.
64no one will get this one
72how tall are wild cat
20it's a stamp of approval that Shazam don't know it
3Ticket to your Brain
15BRAINTICKET.
64shieeeet
3Places of Light
3shiieeett
71Alex what drugs do you partake in.
15Will I be rewarded...
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3Riders on the Storm
64howd u guess?
64shazam app?
73what's this dementia silent gen Hocaish music?
3this song was released in 1971!
20time traveling actually
15I'm on your level.
3@hellbythedashboardlight1730 Yeah Shazam picked it up
73'born to be cel'
15Great minds think alike.
20gotta pick more obscure stuff
3stuff that never made it off cassette
64now i stumped you
20the perspective of showering prolongs this stream let me tell ya. Incels don't wanna shower THAT much:face-blue-smiling:
15BIRTH OF THE HEART.
64artist?
15TRUTH & JANEY.
54where and when can i purchase all the past HBTDL streams from like 2019 onward??? the criterion collection
3Birth of the Heart — Truth & Janey 🔥
15I'M THE BUYER.
3I like this one ☝
54@hellbythedashboardlight1730 will you comment on that?
3🤮
15I GOT THE JUICE.
15DEEP PURP.
20deep burp
54why not yeah DEEP BURRRRRRRRP
20lol the guitar hits hard
20the riff I'd die on
3Perfect Strangers by DP also 🔥
64?
72do u like danzig
64cmon magpies figure out the puzzle
64cmon u octopi figure out how to open the bottle and get the treat
3Rainbow Demon - Uriah Heap
15RAINBOW DEMON.
54im not talking until i get my hands on that CRITIRION COLLECTION HBTDBL
20its' a staaargazer
3@WwoJakkk thinks he's Sinead O'Connor
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3Dreammare
15DARE TO DREAM.
20True boomer rock
15PASSED DOWN BY OUR FATHERS.
3THE WIZARD
3i like how this one starts
3The music video of them performing is such a throwback
3These are some good songs, truly 🙏
3Too Close to the Ground - Sixteen Wheelers
66lool
3SPRAVATOOOO
25😁
2Take your Joo pills g0y
17Here we go again!
66lmfaoooo
15THEY WANT US MEDICATED....
3"THEY ALREADY TOOK MY BRAVADO, MAY AS WELL PUT ME ON SPRAVATO"
17Have you tried ketamine as a suppository goy?!
20woman teaches you how to use your oral orifice to cure depression. Typical
66LLooooooooooll
45Deeznutsconnected
66shieeeeeeeeeeet
3lol the disclaimer 😆
3I think so!!
45Chinese herrrrrbs!
3I think the boys at Quantico are watchin us buckos
20boomers are suicidal, gotta roll this ad, fast!
3I can't believe i just heard a SPravato ad on a dashboard stream
66I'll take the pcp sir, i mean the wegovy
3Im using Shazam on my browser
54JOHNSONJOHNSON
3it failed a few times there
20I time travel
3I'm quoting you Dashboard, yes
3I want to put that on a shirt 😆
72do all of u like danzig
3That's why we're here after all
3goodbye horses
20we're bots reflecting back your messages
3"Id fuck me" - dont go there...
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66im an npc
2gay
3Shazam
3lmao shamwow
3The shamwow guy got his lip bitten off by a hooker
3also.... YES, he is
15BLUE CHEER.
3Shamu, Shamwow its all the same shit
64fu schlamazzle
20did he use that cloth to get rid of blood dripping off his lips though?
3Shlemiel
64Hasenpfeffer Incorporated
3"Schlemiel and Schlimazel are two Yiddish terms often used in a comical, but sometimes biting sense of humor."
3Hasenpfeffer looks good to me
64u wont get this one
3Your year to think better: SPRAVATO
15EUCLID.
26I'm surprised shazam can still pick up the song through the garbled laptop mic output
64shazam?
3Gimme Some Lovin'
20the shower awaits...
15GIMME
45We are soaping hard
64et tu shazam?
3I like this version more than the newer one
3I've heard this song before but not by this artist
64ill fix ur wagon shazam
26Sound Hound was the more popular app when I was young
3e tu schvartze
15LAME.
20granddad has found his old cassettes. He won't shower today
15WOOF BIG HOG.
64incredible hog
15YUP, I MEAN WE ARE BIG HOGS.
151973.
64shazam wont get this one ....
20riffs are bold. Pleasure to hear it
3American ads... lol
15Are you in the Great White North...
25We create ads for the mentally challenged
15HELIUM HEAD.
20woman tamer is insane
20from sir Baltimore
20shieeeeeeeeet
3@BarNuttin they seem to be everywhere now, especially with the new arrivals being funnelled into those caretaking jobs
15TAME MY MEAT STICK.
20love it
3the big game huh
25Tard is going to be a mermaid. Boomer is on about his nog ball. Then you have the depression med ads for everyone else
45Baseball huh?
3the sportsball gambling ads are interesting because they are shot facing the crowds
3makes you understand why they want these idiots preoccupied
15HOT ROD '99.
20will you run a party shuffling boomer rock in a club with subscribers, inkwell sausage party?
3Thanks TOM
20over for Thomas
66lol
15MY TYPE OF PARTY.
3Speaking of Arkansas
3apparently its a shang of sorts?
15IM TIRED.
20bots won. Flawless victoly
15OBSCURE INDEED.
15THE NEW DAVID COOPERFIELD.
15DAVID BLAINE.
57I'm a rogue ai 🤖 i can confirm
3"It was the best of times!! It was the BLURST of times!?!?"
57I'm not real
15IM REAL.
20superintendant Chalmers...
3Supernintendo Chalmers
57Hit it
4It was the bot of times.
57I like that dong
57Somg
3give me another clue
43I'm the realest
66Lol
3VAGISIL
20hurdurhydrated
74nobodys real
74powerman 5000
20industrial. Mike Patton?
66Real human being
3I recommended Bombshell before!
48I'm watching this stream from earlier, I've stumped AI frequently with Aristotelian propositional logic and the associated jurisprudence, I've chronicled it on my social media.
4PowerBot 5000
74suoer nova goes pop
15Can I be invited to the private cool kid chats.
10faith no more just broke up for good
57🎸
3Bombshell aka the Samson Option
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74brother of the rob zombie signer
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3no more vril, no more bravado
57Now it all it is is lil n word
10RoboPong1050
3no more kids, no women, no goddamn nothing
3no, the emperor has no clothes either
20music from the times when hwite man has its cultural power
4Make him humble Iron Shek.
57White bois are the butt of my hvac jokes
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4I’m a Dashboard fanatic.
10imagine being at Woodstock 99
3ah yeah i know the one
4370'S Prog is the only acceptable music for white people
2070s prog is insane
4I met a time traveler- Steve Hoca.
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3look upon my works and despair!
3🔥
3WIILIIEEEEE
75last era the whiteboy was cool was emo music
20STEVIE
4🦀 🌳
15SCREAMO ERA.
4NogLand
3This is it, there wont be anything great anymore
3itll all congeal into the melting pot
3Billy Corgan yeah
1070s prog is peak. Got to see John McLaughlin cover mahavishnu songs in 2017. incomporable to modern music
57I w ant white bois and erhnic minorities to scrub my ashkenazi feet
57We are superior
3The last person who stabbed me in the back, and in public at that, was a self loathing white guy
10billy corgan is more talented than any modern musician, let alone any rapper
66its disgusting
57We are better than Asians
4Ooga Booga Booty booty booty.
20mahavishu song named in tune of like 'devilish road'
3just defiling and destroying everything
3its no better down under
20has great guitar play
57The united states is the great satan
15OZ IS DONE.
15MIDNIGHT OIL.
3I pay taxes so that criminal gangs can prosper
4Di Di my darling.
35Normies aren’t racist because it’s antisocial and you will go insane hating blacks while being surrounded by them.
3LMAO i know no shortage of people who glaze Jimi Hendrix lol
10im mostly following the Iran war in hopes of hearing news of America's failures
66looooooooooooooooool
57Thank you thank you
20credit to joos:face-blue-smiling:
15JIMMY IOVINE, DAVID GEFFEN TO BLAME.
39rock & roll is so boomer
4The blues is when nogs couldn’t get white women.
57Man N's are everywhere
3Sahelanthropus
57Even in Alaska
10not going insane while being surrounded by blax is actually more insane
57No escape
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35You have to brainwash yourself into not being racist to survive, or else you go insane in a diverse society. I’ve managed to do it.
39I love black people there should be more black people in America if black people were in power we would be a more prosperous nation give black people with a majority it would be heaven on earth
20work for ebtisha
66looool
3work so that your tax money can be laundered
39work is for stupid people 😭
10That Alex guy sounds insane. He doesn't want to work and laughs at his own jokes
20accumulating wealth without kids is a fool's errand
3STEEVIEEE, are you talking to the computer again??
43Is important to work to make money to go to saigon and find some birds
57Sad blobs of white bois going to fix an ac unite so Tyrone's apartment complex is nice and cooled 🙂‍↔🙃
25 They say racism is a mental illness. They should give me a disability check for it.
3Di-di-di-di-do
3off wo work!!
4Shiet
15SECTION 8 REPAIRS.
10Hoca doesn't need Spravado. He's been huffing AC compressor gas for decades
15TOLDEO HVAC.
35I would love to see Hoca interact with black Somali customers since he lives in Minnesota. It would be so funny.
57When something is broken ill just give the handy white bois a call
15I thought hes in Ohio.
10"DID I AX YOU??"
66lmfaooo
57I want to stare at the poor white boi fixing my plumbing and ac
3@cranstonpoopchester9892 😆
20remember Simpson episode on Christmas when there was enough electricity throughput?
4Sprivato is the white man’s drug of choice.
20wasn't enough *
3Steve Hoca trying to preserve his Steve Perry look
20white women do act the same
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15Steve Perry has been replaced by a Filipino.
3Schlomo....?...... Schmeckle?
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4Tomato to-mato
15Steve Perry is apparently such a piece of work.
48Ric Perry is worse
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35HVAC pays really good though and doesn’t require a degree, I understand why Hoca shills it so much.
4Hard
48HARD
3Steve Perry - Oh Sherrie
3WICKED LADY
3sorry bucko....
15YUP.
3ya been clocked
3WICKED LADY - WICKED LADY
3wicked foid - wicked foid
4In the near future Shazam will only know rap. No other music has ever existed.
3fuck it, id rather this music be memory holed, these bugs dont deserve to inherit this music
3Girls That Swear - CRUD
10back when I had Spotify, it inserted random nog music that I never listened to in my spotify wrapped one year
4Vegan Dolls.
3Vegan Dolls swears from time to time
3LOL computer you read my mind
10Guys That Swear - CHUD
3"Next up on the stage..... Vegan DOLSSSSSSSS"
20very Rob zombieish
3Youll need to be deloused!!
17Sour “grapes”
10I not once got a virus using P2P music sharing back in those days
4Oy Vey
15YOU PUSHED US TO THE LIMIT.
20the app starting point was "you sign the tune yourself and it detects it"
15WHAT A BATTLE.
20humming yeah
4I can name that tune game show.
3people are already being hot mic'd by their phones now anyway
3Dashboard, have you seen that Tyler Olivera video where he goes to Lakeview, NJ where they Js are having 15 kids on welfare?
4There is no need of white men, whiteman.
3White people buy into abortion, efilism and antinatalism - honestly so tragic
20white union when??
4Nogs with more universal income.
3"Put your cancer into perspective" fuck you i have to put MY cancer in perspective? lol
4Enjoy the birth decline - Aaron Clarey.
3Aaron hasnt changed his stance
3still on that same BS
10spiritual sensitivities have been exorcised out of the modern cr4cker
4Gravediggers or cremationist.
10post orgasmic glow is over. we're going for round 2
76have you noticed how hard they're pushing anti-age gap relationships? 5 years apart and you're now a "groomer"
4Reddit.
20is a solution to our state of affairs to leechmaxx on some govt do-nothing job?
17Objectivity returned after people stopped having strong beliefs in anything.
3Of course Sam Vaknin is here to rehabilitate us via the treatment modality of Nothingness - because life has no meaning
4Jesus was black.
20didn't know people know Sam vaknin
2But Christianity is a psyop so who cares if white people no longer practice it
22They need to drink dedeuterated water instead of fluoridated water
3The australian prime minister got heckled out of a mosque on one of his solidarity visits
20a narcissist that worries that everyone else becomes a narcissist
15Dissolved all social norms.
4Voodoo is the only religion.
22“Live & let live, unless you oppose the (j-ish) status quo”
15Do you have a newer iPhone
3Dashboard, given what you know now, how do you plan on living the rest of your life? Or how do you imagine it to go?
22The voice just sounded like Bobby Boucher from the waterboy lol. Add it to the list of dashboards impressions
77they was handing out weapons crates in the ghetto'es
3Matthew Shepherd: NEVER AGAIN
3lol
39why are there so many gay people nowadays
2250 loads in an @$$ yet they’re the morally superior paragon of ethics, values and morals
15They have prep commercials
48work's4jerks
17Appeals against barbarism take is farther away from civilization.
20weak minded people were allowed to make mistakes. Now the system feeds on their decisions
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22Asking gayes to wear a condom is asking boss babe millennials to not chase careerism- aka never gona happen
17Appeals against barbarism took us father away from civilization.
76and now more women have HIV than "they" do
48^
48Women are the new black... always were
3Why do you say that?
4Heat attack for me too.
20is your input to the world a drop in a bucket?
15GONE TOO SOON.
3Also, I dont necessarily refer to your passing, i mean how do you think youll spend your life?
3live your life, etc?
15Lets go on blood pressure meds...
10they made to the story about the yt guy that gave 800 blk women AIDS. 1 in 200 odds from v4ginal intercourse means he would've had to have fucked over 100k kweenz to achieve that figure lol
4Sprivato overdose.
20dying is what all cool kids do. You should give it a try:face-blue-smiling:
3For what its worth i hope you find a reprieve or something, i dont imagine life will turn out to be a fantasy or anything like that,
76l causes
71Hey Dashboard It's Bash. I won't bother you anymore. I'd seriously just like to know why it is that you dislike me. Thanks.
20I really think playing with hormones and drugs may be a workable solution to most of our problems
64i believe she will win
1560's classic
15FOR WHAT ITS WORTH.
3Accidental trigger of the code words oops
10nah I spent years biohacking with serious drugs, had a friend that knew how to synthesize shit etc. It wasn't enough to overcome the effects of life in hellmerica
78buffalo springfield!!, my fav. hi from Croatia
20is this underground music of 60s? What was the popular music, disco?
10neil young
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10was in buffalo Springfield
15HE WAS ACTUALLY IN CSNY.
3yeah i bought into that transhumanism shit for a hot minute there
20@cranstonpoopchester9892 sad to hear that even that inherent cope HAS its end...
10ask delanorrosey
78eternal boomer
1763
17At 63
4Jack lalanne
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3anny minute now
15ARE HIS BOOKS GOOD
3GOING ONCE
10they thought once they figured out how to add a year to a mouse's life span, it was gonna be a cakewalk for humans
15HE LOOKS LIKE A HARE KRISHNA.
78put in a bet on Polymarket last night that there is no Iran ceasefire till March 31, easy money
15looks like Rick Rubin.
3radagast the brown LOL
17Senescence is a terrible synonym for aging, trees return to life after senescence ends
17People decline and die, there’s no recovery
4“White out”
4Perriwinks
4Science. That’s white boi shiet.
10boomers have been in suspended animation for decades
20what a grave mistake
10how tf did you remember that
20do you believe all women?
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4Lemmiwinks
20now I know how the local host survivors live that long
10caloric restriction past a certain age in humans is destructive because of the loss off muscle mass. Strength and mobility are overwhelmingly better predictors of health in old age
17Trying to achieve personal immortality prevents you from achievement by the only true immortality that exists.
78starta
78starvation
10there's an old Italian guy named "I am longevity" on YT that does sprints and agility training. he moves like a young guy while being in his mid 60s
20"no interesting stuff is to come guys" - proceeds to put out more new stuff
10should've found a better gilf
2George O Queef with the vagina pictures HaHa!!! Laugh out loud!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
3Reminds me of that scene from Scary movie 2: "HEY-HOW-ARE-YA HEY-HOW-ARE-YA HEY-HOW-ARE-YA"
10damn, he was waiting for that gilf to drop dead for almost 30 years and she divorced him instead lol
20lol
3hilarious
10bet he really regretted giving away that inheritance after the divorce
3im so sick of this longevity discourse...
3no blue zones, no immortality other than to pass on your genes. Thats it
3Naomi Whitehead
3115
10some jew published a good article about how blue zones don't actually exist. They all happen to have the highest rates of pension fraud in their countries. just ppl collecting gibs from ded relatives
3they want us impoverished and ultimately promptly dead
3theres one in Italy yeah
3Sardinia
3porpoise caucus
76sardinians are interesting, they carry very ancient and unusual european genes
20the pizza awaits...
10it's also bullshit that they eat mostly plant based in those blue zones. they eat more meat on avg than other regions of their respective counties
17@cranstonpoopchester9&92, They probably just lived longer because they weren’t working.
10good point. the ppl in blue zones lead very low stress, low work lives
3nah, id rather forget these people exist
10Bob Ross rerun stream in the middle of the night had like 10k viewers the other day
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32016... was that the year hope died?
78we lead stressful work lives to finance destruction of ourselves and our societies, 4 d chess lol
3Not to state the obvious or anything but i really dread dying - especially in this state of unfulfilment and constantly grasping at finding something to live for - if it came for me soon i'd be sad
22016 was the year Trump made America great again @morrisseywildcat
17No views?
3i nearly forgot about his LaVeyan dome
3or however the fuck you spell it
17That penny got lost in the couch
10it's gonna sound like a rerun. these guys have been a broken record for a decade
2Assbutt Gold is new
3LOLLLL "Is Jediism a Superior Religion to Christianity?"
3He's a walking Dunning Kruger effect
3Davis Aurini, Aaron Clarey, Richard Cooper..... we've got the WHOLE Motley Crue!!!!
3The whole Ratpack of the Manosphere sans Roosh V
2“Do the work” lol
10that "we agreed to it" argument is such jó0 bullshit. as if disagreeing would change anything
3@bobbybero7452 "Do [as I say not as I do]"
3"BUY MY SHIT BOOKS!"
39where's my white privilege 🤬😭
3"BUY MY SHIT BOOKS I FARTED OUT ON A SECURITY SHIFT"
10listening to these reruns from the 2010s gives me existential dread
2Exactly @morrisseywildcat
2Roosh became a Monk
3We need another Bang book
17This mgtow concoction is missing an ingredient
17Eye of roosh
3I remember Roosh made a video about making your own bread, and then he disappeared after that
3bread as in literal bread
10did roosh have keedz?
2Making bread to get the girls. Classic
76same thing will happen to clavicular he'll lose his mind
3"Homer, you have the gun set to 'whore'"
2You had me at bread
20pizza's coming
2🥖🥖🥖🥖
3🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
3sounds so similar to Angel in the Mornign
3Morning*
3ahhh i remember hearing this on the drive back home from a family holiday lol
3takes me back to about 2003-4 ish
3Ehh not a fan of Billy Joel, I do like Scenes From an italian Restaurant though
64did u know billy joel was in a two man proto metal band called atilla?
3He looks like Ben Stiller from Dodgeball
10elton John mogged billy joel
10mogged musically
3Yeah id agree with that
3Billy Joel does the whole blue collar thing a little too hard
3The Meta glasses is going to make sqics of us all!!
72what was aruini about
10billy joel leaned into that trope as hard as Bruce Springsteen. couple of larping jews
4Big brain vocabulary
76hell check out the english boomer band Slade, very underrated in your country
20instead it'll serve as a chick magnet, because masculinity is toxic, y'know
57I dip bananas in mayonnaise
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57Pretty good highly recommended
3Fruit picker /tree shaker
3bush forager
57If my bananas are too ripe i make banana bread 🍞
3"Hard but yielding"😆😆😆😆😆
4Dashboard levels of banana
10firm but tender
57hehehe
20it'll be lost on the worker
57:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
20oy hbtdl's fan banana picker will get it
20only
4“Give him more Sprivato”
3calloused yet blemishless in its texture
4“He’s doing that banana thing again”
57Banana coneseur over here
57BGC a big green cucumber
4Fractals.
10bananas must be of regal bearing...
78As a Slavjeet, genuinely perplexed by this exquisite English
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57Accrued
57Accurate
3picking fruit in a single file like a human ant colony
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20over for polacks
4Melton John ice cream.
66i have returned i had to go on a beer slop run
3"lissen here, If that ice cream is melted you get 10 salt lashes!"
4I actually want banana nut bread now.
3Piloted like a meat puppet
3we already are meat puppets anyway
78Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
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3the way it is
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4AI robots going to use slurs like meat puppet for us.
3bruce hornsby the way it is
386'
45Are you ready Weaver?
3ALEX, use a damn ad blocker?
78life is like candy on a shelf
20more pizza and shower ads
3lol pizza, shower, spravato
3in that order
4No banana ads. It isn’t listening in.
4Melton John glasses.
66lol
20the glasses will attract pussies
57Meat n words
20masculinity won't help
4I actually fail at everything
3Sam Vaknin lectures in your ear
3"You are nothing, and you are going nowhere"
10boomers would pay to be able to do that to zoomer service workers
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3ah yeah this song
4Nowhere to go with nothing to lose.
57great song
78but that's just perfect for an Amish like me, you know I shan't fancy things like electricity 😁
20imagine how that service evolve. Like you will be able to control a worker with buttons
4Oneitis leaving. Brootal.
42Real ones still up 😈
3Time dilation, fractional reserve banking, same saem
10im imagining a dystopian plot where a preferred picker runs into his years long abusive customer irl
4A show about nothing.
3a show about nothing lol
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78Oh Mandy... when you kissed me you stopped me from shaking
3they already made that movie! I think it was a star trek one? where they were talking about how people used to eat meat while they ate their goop?
3i cant remember the name of the movie though
3but that already been done
57like impractical jokers haha
4I’m quicker on the draw Morrissey.
66i've got my notebook out
57Billion dollar idea
3it was some futuristic sci fi movie - i can only remember that one scene
57💡
66class is in session
66is this hustlers university
4Lurking university
4Before streaming you were crazy. Now it is called “content”
10that's what I pictured. the abusive fuck has had a great influence on the picker's life and he recognizes the voice in public, and it turns out to be a very wealthy, influential man
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10sounds like a black mirror episode
3😆
4All shot on the Obama phone.
3not THOSE peanuts
4Dashboard productions.
57Torcher
3You're like a Leni Reifenstahl in your own right
57Have a live chat too
17The picker lives with a roommate he never talks to, the customer becomes more abusive as he becomes more paranoid about his roommate’s life,
4Top chat live chat.
57It just needs a jewish producer
3we're already dancing with the scorpion over here
4The invisible hand.
57The cackling oh g-d
10plot twist: the picker is a black man providing for his fambly. Abuser is a rich white man. Netflix special incoming
3These Davis Aurini videos look hilarious
17@cranstonpoopchester9802, the picker gets sent to hobby lobby to buy cotton
3Dancing with the scorpion was what you called ingratiating yourself with white female protestors
57You definitely can
4Tally me bananas. Daylight come and me wanna go home.
57Ill do it ✋
3too early for you to stroke out bucko, you're needed here yet to give that ol noggin of yours a good floggin first, right?
18Do you feel like a washup now, or are you one of those guys who feel like they will always be on top of their game?
57I was pacing around my kitchen
4MSTOW prime.
3you're only washed up once you release a greatest hits
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10the ai voiceovers still can't convey emotions well
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3good session buckos, im out
79no one wants to hear u trash audio quality music
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3god fuckig speed 🫡
18Thanks for streaming when nobody else is around. It’s on ironically helpful.
18Unironically *
72aurini talking about br00wn gangs in the club in Canada in latest stream
57It's g-d, chid
4How’s it going to be when the white man isn’t around anymore.
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39do you think black America deserves reparations?
18@Wolf nah man. They would spend it all on hellcats and get scammed with fake jewelry.
54this song brings back so many memories. melancholic ones
57Hellcats with tinted windows
39I'll probably stream tomorrow night
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