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1Salubrious Feastmaxxing
2WooooOOOOOO
3:0
4WOOOOOO
2🤟🤟
1Yeash
3I just had my slop and I’m ready to go
5Zesty
6mkay
7šŸ³:face-turquoise-drinking-coffee::face-fuchsia-tongue-out:
5Stop Drinkin Bozo:face-purple-crying:
8RR šŸŽø
9audio?
10Dashboard !!!
1Crank up The Mentors
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10Audio good.
7I was just thinking about dash today wondering where the stream was
9what song is playing?
5Sygg Blows
9audio looks bad on my end
8Sewerage slide solution
5Song is WAP by Cardi B
10It sounds fine and normal to me.
1Crustin / Grossin / Sqourtin' / Thrustin / Maxxin
6sounds like ozzy
5Sounds like :face-fuchsia-poop-shape:
4Sounds good
8šŸ‘šŸ»
10@offgridprosperity YEAH !Q
2Sounds good
1St Vitus rules
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02*6*ChwKGkNKWGNpY1A5OVpJREZUZzlyUVlkcU1ZQTFB
5Boooooooooo
5Boooooooo
1Best "new" band: Ritual
5Grifter
5WifeGuy DashPiggy
02*3*IUOeKuHfldNQxIDe1TSOcQ
1Panhandling ain't griftin
1Was that Raymond or something?
11sup lads
11Sup WCP 🫔
12jeets broke yt chat couldn't get anything through all day
10@Some_Dude_42 Another Wednesday night in our prime !
11Lol fuck yeah
1@segasbest Same here, wtf, and misdelivered posts all over zee platz
8Home in the valley
13Burning the jihus classic song
1(Oktavist harmonies)
10Still waiting on everything to be mandatory age verification and all good streaming ends
1Time for this hobocel to blaze up
10Dashboard's song to Vegan Dolls
10/
1This is some guuuuuuuh shizzle
14Oy vey
1Ween))) is pretty good
15marty friedman
02*6*ChwKGkNKRE5tcXJfOVpJREZmaktGZ2tkVGJnbFVn
13Went to the supermarket and saw some white women defending a groid male over an expired coupon
11Danny Elfman is the best jewish singer lol
2I have goy fatigue
1Gelal Necrosodomy))))
1Aye!
16No one is safe from Dashes wrath šŸ˜‚
11Oingo Boingo
1Lol
1"Siberiak Americans"
10Dashboard wants to go DOOM on the natives
02*6*ChwKGkNJelRqTFRfOVpJREZYM0F3Z1FkNW8wQ0h3
17Have you shaven this week lol
11"Native" Americans are mongolians, there is no natives to the americas
1The Red Man is a dangerous adversary
1The Giant Gingerpithecus
15meglosloth
1Prairie Ns
16Ooga booga šŸ˜‚
1They certainly hunted the ginger giants to extinction
10Booty Booty Booty
1Highly doubt, hunter gatherer or nomadic pastorialist people require much space, the density couldn't be that high
11I think mexico is a way bigger problem than the ooga booga's as for the demographics
14muh white guilt is so prevalent that I do not feel comfortable with the idea of having 100% white children
18lol^
10Over for CopeCels
1They ate all the Stone Age equines, only to rediscover "Mystery Dog" later
19the brown man could speak to animals before the white man stripped him from nature
10Jolin still needs to organize the highschool notebooks
20Aztecs were kinda impressive Tenochtitlan looks impressive from artist interpitations
12even the canoe traders were French
11Dashboard's Dark Night of the Soul is over he is in full enlightenment
14What if the plane crashes? Been seeing that recently
1Perfect. Bulgaria here he comes
13Lmao
6ok but have you made transcriptions, printed them out and stored them at multiple locations? If not, then why are you even thinking about leaving??
21this is my first stream. Whats up dashboard
10Burger King - Have it your way
1FVKK YEAH
10I wished i was born early so I could had more time before 2010
20Aging is a disease
11At what age your you a cryptkeeper you think Dash? 70/80/90? I figure about 80 maybe 75
1Slubberous, jaundiced and cancerous: No, I'm leaving
10What are you going to do with all that big brain knowledge, White Boi !
22Or you could read the dictionary cover to cover out loud to us in a nice even tone without burping
5Booo
14He cannot read anymore comrade
5Boooooooo
5Commie
1Yer goin' in the boo box.
5:face-fuchsia-poop-shape:
1Says you
10MordantWhitt is doing their best
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10Vegan Dolls is fancy
6can't blame juice and billionaires for obsessively youthmaxxing. Aging is more horrible than death
10With red velvet cake
11juice are eating babies as we speak
10AgePill is the most brootal pill
1Burgers!
22The velveteen rabbit is arguably the most black pilled children’s story ever written
10All the burgers with nothing but hush puppies
1Naw, the little match girl
18leaking usually, trying to compress it to tie it
23It’s like Santa delivering gifts on a sleigh
7YEAH
15saggy bags
1It wasn't still groaning was it
14I use hefty gallon sliders bags. Piled up on top resembles the mountain meadows massacre
13xd
10Vegan Dolls bedtime stories
1The Selfish Giant
1The Giving Tree
7:face-blue-smiling:
20I don’t get why Steve hoca doesn’t like you anymore. What he said on his latest stream was uncalled for. I don’t think you’re crazy for laughing at your own jokes. Comedians do it all the time
1The laugh of a supervillian
7:face-green-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-green-smiling:
15RIP el jeffe
6don't insult her husband's family like that
7that laugh
24Finally I see this guy
1Skeletor is jealous
1They're born pregnant
1Agent Hoca is pathetic
25catching up on suddenly amish on tlc. thinking of becoming amish myself to get a trad wife
10I searched AskJeeves for Dashboard's picture and it came back with nothing
13You mean airbrushed from photos?
6Steve Hoca has access to clandestine Ham Radio networks. He knows alot more than he lets on
1Stfu Hoca or you'll be punted into traffic
1Dear Hoca: Outta the way, PECK
10Steve Hoca is obsessed with Hillbillies I think he had some kind of sexual trauma with them.
4Hoca was the piggy that squealed
1They tried boiling him in Sunny D
25hoca has thin skin and cant handle dashboards red pills. he prefers blue enemas
16Damn if they only knew!
26thought it was tonight
6I already have Steve my social security number so he could feel more comfortable about my presence in his chat. It's a know your audience thing
1"Don't worry peck we won't cook ye."
27What are you cooking bucko?
15Thomas is doing a stream tonight. call in Dashboard
27Stream is tomorrow buckaroos
15brutal
16Someone sent me the HLTDB Vs FaceLMS from like 6 years ago & it’s amazing content šŸ˜‚
1Burgers to the sky, that's Murrikan as f
26yeah 26th tomorrow
25hocas skin is thin for dashboards pleasure
28how do you know its not people meat youre cooking
29Are you gonna be on the stream tomorrow dashboard?
20I’m gonna have a pack of Narragansett’s , some Jim bean and watch Thomas’s stream tomorrow
27lol
1Gin beans
6dashboard only gets the kosha ground beef. zero percent ground goy!m
10Potato Po-ta-to
15jim beam, the bourbon of kings
6dashboard have been to a social gathering since that humiliating social faux pas
1No crack?
4HARD
10Women were about to socialize with Dashboard until he said Jim Bean
2Noihhhhhhhhhhhhtffgggggggghg
2HAAAARD
1Which reminds meh..... Hold on...
30Test tube gub gub snail man family reunion
4HAAARRRDDDer
14Jesus this is depressing
16Good job boomers enjoy those ā€œgolden yearsā€
1WOOOOOO oh yeah
31where's pyramid?
31martyros is gone, I'm so sad
10Hannah ! Make me my burgers !
1Whew, it's the return of the sizzle
6did martyros rope?
10Sprivato for everyone
31incelmatics season 3
31let's go
15play MAGIC DANCE
31martyros will be forever in our hearts, he's the jb Slayer
1The most boomery
16YouTube pumping endless ads & selling premium is deviant & genius. Fucking shitbags šŸ˜‚
20Play corporate whore- falcon
32The return of the thin white duke
1Protection racket against their own CRINGE
6Is martyros ded?
16Dashboard siphoning any Raymond viewers? Fuck that guy lol
31Marty is alive
135 years
33Dash was worried that First triangulated him in the gym a while back..
1Cat People
1Sufffragette City
15MAGIC DANCE
6living life hour to hour, 30 second song snippet to 30 sec song snippet
20I can’t go to the gym anymore. Too many women dress like whores and it’s distracting
1Judas Priest --- Coon Bashin
16@hocabythedashboard great name lol
1Muskrat Love, lol
15muh skrat
6Steve Has triangulated dashboard multiple times using his HAM radio skills
25dashboard are you working a job or on disability
16This is like being on hold or waiting in call queue šŸ˜‚
34is this content?
14My divorce law firm is going bankrupt because you wont marry goyem!
1@Scotty Press 21 for English
16Sarrrrrr! Sarrrrr!
1Let the man cook his burgers
15no habla engles
26anybody listen to the progress report tonight?
34yeah divorce lawyers and lawyers in general are fucked thanks to AI.
1Press 12 for Klingon, you contemptible t"o'pah
1Press 7 for a mountain of curryshit
16It’s actually how many Jeets are in Canada guys. Our government really hates us & ja trying to kill us
6just found out the Dawson's creek guy that just died had 6 kids, 5 DAUGHTERS lol. Being a daughter cuck killed him
16*actually insane
14Iran and Us war is imminent
34that and the lake in dawsons creek was a chemical dump for dupont chemical
35im eating fries, boss
10How many burgers does your EBT buy ?
15aint no wymn round these parts boss
1I'm stunted
10Vegan Dolls is my lifecycle
6imagine completing the life cycle lol
13Real tbh she is already social and emotionally developed
1She's eaten her discarded egg sack, wowwww
1I'd rather put it in Hocas
16No it won’t be a slow death
30Completing the life cycle isn’t really worth it. I wouldn’t want to pass this on, especially to a son.
26^
16They just wanna nuke the quality of life & make you wish you were dead but give you just enough to struggle on
34I like that new song by the Heils
35i already gookmaxxed
14Women do not talk to strangers lolol
20I’m sure there’s some troons in here
1Blackpills burgers n' bitches
35i can report i am a dick behind the screen
6See, that's where you and Steve could never get along. You see dicks, he sees scrotes
26only a sadistic narcissist would want to pass this on
16Would it shock you women dont know Blackpill or Redpill 101 talking points?
16I know you are Grad level but im saying women don’t know any of this stuff at all or care
34some of y'all need some prereqs
1I'm an uncut dick with a combover mullet
1Izzat so wrong?
15dis liq can't hold me
16There is a couple fat old women in Raymond’s chat if that excites you guys šŸ˜‚
1Therefore drink on an empty stomach and barf later
34drink the hand sanitizer
36oye vey!!!!
16DoorDash & Uber Eats IDs you for booze even when you are 40 or 50
20Would be kino to get a drone care package of booze
8Sounding like a souped up Honda civic
1Not the drone
37Liquor only, it's lighter
10Pajeets going to be your waiter at Hooters. It's Over.
1"Wipe Yer Boots, F"
15TDD
16Dash you do great impersonations
1Ragelift for Rahowa
37He says mentally ill like it's a bad thing
1The Chudsuds Beerdrone
20Hoca has never made a single joke now that you mention it.
38Hoca was trash talking you alot in his last stream
13lmfaoo
1Hoca is 5'2
16There is always new levels of rock bottom šŸ˜‚
37Who is worse, the 30 brick drinker, or the 30 brick delivery slave?
35@DoomerSubhuman Hoca is just mad Dashboard doesn't wanna go and fix ACs for the mudmen
15Hoca couldn't even get a wymn in 90's. literal balding manlets managed to get wymn in the 90's
16@darzpg I saw you in Mar’s comments. Good job man gotta tell these bitches wr know what they are doing
13Steve also believes that Us is going to war like wtf bro he lost his sanity
35This is the song that is over for him
1Darzog is cool. He's our only resident Magyarmaxxer
37Hoca is a boomer born in a genx body
35Thanks man
35I fucked up my clean eating day with some fries before bed, rip
1Lol, the microboomer Hoca
16Raymond is a Boomer born in a Millenials body. It’s actually ridiculous
1Rock dat bottom
35Anybody knows if Travis black pill is active somewhere?
35I was questioning AI today about him, that trash gave me false info constantly
1Let me / let me / let me / until you regret me
15raymond is a soyman millennial larping as a conservative gen X hose drinker
16The stuff AI says about the blackpill is so gay & cringe. Expected but faggoty nonetheless
1Ray ist soy
20did you get a lot of snow over there in jew York ?
15raymonds about to buy his 3rd house, but he needs your money g0y
1A bot programmed by fleshbots
27Hoca whining about HBTDL and WD was pretty funny. He’s peak concern troll.
16I gotta watch this Hoca upload
1Entering the ring now, its Western Decliiiiiine
38@darzog9634 they shut Travis Blackpill down. He was exposing too much with his street cam videos
15Hoca is just mad WD and Dashboard wont call in and show their face
27^
35@DoomerSubhuman He isn't active anymore? He was a legend tbh
13Is Dismal still around?
38He got banned
1Travis did us all a favor with such a bold video experiment
35He really was a boots on the ground guy and his story telling was great
35I can respect that, most guys just talk
16Dismal in some dirty brown Asian country & said he loves it. Like ahhhh whatever works for you
6Some of the Travis Blackpill reups got deleted too after his channel got nuked. His best content basically got scrubbed from the webz
27Dismal is in Asia for another couple weeks
1Ugh, Chinamaxxing as a Dadcel, brutal
35Best months of his life @ThomasWhite-p6x Then back to zombie land lol
16Not even China tho. Thats like white Asia
16He is in the dirty brown part I think
27Travis black pill was good content
35Even the dirty brown part is superior to whatever is happening in Canada
15DO IT LIVE
1CD and WD together are twin terrors
37figure it out
39Put out the bat signal
15DA PEEPO HAVE SPOKEN
1Chudcels, assemble!
35@ThomasWhite-p6x looking forward your next stream bucko, thanks for the content
26HOLD THE PHONE
6@Scotty Boom Dismal is in China, which is objectively better to live in than anywhere in Canada at this point. Watch some walking vids of their second or third rate cities.
16Oh ok he is in China? I thought it was Vietnam or Taiwan or something
40Quantico boys doing Quantico things
41@cranstonpoopchester9892 they all get cancer because the air is so toxic, canada far superior
6crack a beer, light a smoke and fire up the stream @ThomasWhite-p6x
15@Scotty_Bo0m yes he's in china
1Cans.wav
35Dash, do you like weed?
6@ATexpat Canada is a few million j33ts too many for you to substantiate that position
1Hell Yeah, this nugs fer you
16Dash is so spontaneous & impulsive just wanna hop on TW impromptu šŸ˜‚
15buddy got a whole canister
1TOTAL GEMUTH
6Thomas has his post Applebee's food hangover rn
41at least you have a chance in canada, in china you are done. white man only looked at as a nig
16Yeah if he is in China i take it back. Im down with White Asia
35Everything is set for a golden time Buckos!
1No Cialis streaming plz
13BRootall
1Ahhhhhh good indica
16I do hear theu dont like us over there either but they tolerate us. Nigs they actually hate
16China based
6@ATexpat Then how do you explain Dismal's highly positive impressions of China as a lifelong Canuck?
1Its not easy when yer big. In Japan.
16I still don’t wanna live in China tho. It is what it is. White country is my place
35TW should hop on the stream
1Alrightx bye
41sure there are some positives because they are all brainwashed you get social harmony, but they live like crowded bugs and breathe nasty toxins all day
16Dash calling us plebs lol 😭
38Who is counseller guy
42NormalGuy
35Settled in cuckolds
15step up chuds
6We already triangulated your location based on the shadow cast by your thumb on the home Depot bins stacked behind the folding chair
35White women are done, it isn't fixable.
16Wr arent even worth tracking no one cares šŸ˜‚
35Dash, in your opinion what was the hay-day of this community?
42Moby was 1999
15moobley
18wow Sour D power
15420 blaze it
16@darzog I would say there has never been a ā€œhay dayā€ cuz blackpiller very rarely can get monetized & grow & have to be super careful to even stay on here
35Wow, that time i was finishing uni being unaware of these things
43Hoca says you are schizoing
16Is that the new insult? Call everyone a schizo?
43he streams tomorrow
44how many benzos you had today?
42we'll always love stevie hoca *insert whitney houston*
6remember when ppl thought you were on meth for the TW stream
35Dash rn has the energy of a YN, he is ready
16Dash needs qualoods
35ketamin
10Shane Zoloft sucks
43Dash, what's the latest trend among young white women ?
6Tuckered Thomas cuddled up in bed.
15buck N
5Scooty
5Whats the Latest trend of you Getting a Job
45we have such a small community and it's only a few hundred of us that share similar beliefs, yet people here are doxxing and talking shit just cause they disagree with a few things.
6Tuckered Thomas cuddled up in bed, 40 yo roastie gives him head
46hey everyone
5Wolf
44did you see the video out from edward dutton, saying that research shows people are actually getting shorter over time not taller
35Millennial white women are either racemixxed or barren. Numerically most white men will die without having their own white kid for sure.
5Get on Thomas White TV Show
44more proof for oofy doofy
43Now women have their own version of 2016 redpill, looking into conspiracies, having their own businesses
16Hey TW says she is like mid 20s right?
6they need to give you the shit they hook Jordan petershmidt on
32White women are intentionally trying to destroy the white race
13More celebrities are dropping like flies whos next?
16@nigjtwalk right? As I get bigger ppl ask questions that are a little too personal lol
43wolfslumbers1991 streams right now
47greetings from Thailand
48well last Stream Hoca was complaining that Dashboard Lost his mind and now only trashy content
41half of boomers basically gone
15TGD
16If you are white & straight average guy you are not allowed to go to college
35@SentMyOwnWay hey SMOW, hope you are okay
44when you hitting the g4y bar dashboard to look for tasty traps?
15HE WEARS A DIAPER
47@darzog thanks bro. I'm dealing with post-viral photosensitivity in my eye since recovering from pink eye but I'm going to be okay
42stevie!
24Did you ever speak to first after you tow went at it
15cuh got dat stank eye
35@SentMyOwnWay yes that situation is worrying, did you went to a hospital about it? Or decided to ride it out?
16They won’t let an asteroid kill us. They enjoy our suffering
43Total Feminity Dominance
6AIDS lost it's edge years ago
47@darzog I'm just trying to hang in there without medical intervention. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be all right but it's still pretty annoying
13LIVEThe Late Night ChadLite Greg Lurik Show is on tonight
15Wolf and Dashboard stream?
47when worlds collide
42greg lurik..
35@SentMyOwnWay unlucky man... during your vacation. Btw did you consider hopping on dating app before and getting to know some girls before you are going there? So you have some1 to chill with?
24Sometimes i feel like we’re the problem not society idk why? I see women paired up but not men i know too many single men. Older younger so many dudes are single
37Bash cleaned out his channel. You retired him
44party in the pants dashboard party in my pants!
24How do you live
13Its crazy he streams everyday
27WD and HBTDL made bash quit
43Bash couldn't take it
35Dash, WD, TW, CD are the peak content and ofc the other known contributors and occasional guests.
49Tommy is scare of Dashboard
47@darzog I have been swiping a little bit on the dating apps and having a few conversations but I haven't gotten anything serious out of it
44bash destroyed TW and WD when they talked though
16&eazylife if you see lots of women paired up wouldnt that mean men are too? I only see fat or ugly ppl paired up
48first, dashboard and hoca livestreams, now that would be something
32@ThomasWhite-p6x, HBTDL is ready, get that stream going
44kinda embarrassing for them really
38If women don’t like hot guys why does Clav slay
27Im trashed. No streaming for me tonight
13Oh someone said Glen Campbell is alive but that can't be. Last vid was from 2021
43Thomas White drunk too much whiskey
42fags still pay for super likes in 2026
24I know many young gay men
16Clav is conventionally attractive. Cmon man
47@Thomas wise man
6Fire up the stream bucko. We know it's too cold for you to golf tomorrow
32@ThomasWhite-p6x, being trashed is all the more reason to stream
48@totelostoudromou4387 thats what having no gf does to a man
16@fredgood thats cope or low IQ trolling. Bash got beat down pretty bad
49Tommy drunk at 9 pm
32In times of crisis the truth is revealed
37It's just so over
47I really do miss the days when it was totally normal to date women at work
35If dash would have 4 kids with a Stacy wife, he would be a very personable guy. We get reclusive due to excessive loneliness
50lmao holy fuck
51Watched fritz the cat at your recommendation. Good stuff
35@SentMyOwnWay honestly i never stood a chance in my country. Looking back i never got any serious interest during my youth
16Dash sounding like Seinfeld with that impersonation lol
52Hoca claims he knows your government name/ identity per ā€œa source of hisā€ šŸ˜‚
44if a women decides to go on a date with you dashboard it will be the last thing she does for sure
47it's all been said before. I think we all just gather in these spaces just to hang out with each other at this point LOL
359 incher battle ship got rusted
37Nothing gives women the ick like the truth
6The leh
32Women will say every choice they made was the right one
43Clavicular likely matches the stereotypical, arrogant, affluent white guy bias women have, so they interract with him in a meme way
27Ngl. I’ve been day drinking and gambling for 3 days straight. It’s not golf season yet buckos.
52Hocas Mossad contact hard at work lol
37Hoca logged into his terminal and pulled up your drivers license photo
48Hoca said the conten was good when Dashboard would film in the car
32Clavicular’s character was created. He doesn’t succeed with women
52Hey TW, hey bucko
6the legendary stall #3. Steve Hoca knows that glory hole well
53Have you seen Plurbius yet?
47@TW based activities
32Vegan dolls knows
35@ThomasWhite-p6x you know how to live man, i respect that haha
13Lets get retarded in here
02*6*ChwKGkNJalB1YWFSOXBJREZZelJsQWtkenZRa0hB
16@SentMyOwnWay I think the Gen Z women present or display new & strange challenges than say Millenial women. They are extremely childish & incapable of moving forward
32THE PEOPLE WANT IT THOMAS
43@ThomasWhite-p6x ...and gambling, that's our Thomas, did you play blackjack or poker ?
16@Negative I can believe that. He got so big out of nowhere
32Women value masculinity in themselves
52šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
16Women have become a true paradox
32Clavicular exists to guide white men toward greater dysfunction
35"Hard Talk" on BBC - Host TW
32Go get taller and make yourself more isolated
48Hoca said dashboard having no woman for so long drove him nuts in the end, and he can even empathise with it
47@Scotty I agree. it seems like more and more people in general are suffering from arrested development because they're not able to properly advance in life. this modern era is hella gay
13First wants Dash to upload a video of him crying for shekels
373 day bender? You need to figure it out bucko and start contributing to the GDP
54Dashboard vs Hoca - Rumble in the incel jungle 2
16@owen lolol
45we shouldn't be talking shit about each other just because someone disagrees with a few things
47I feel like the grip strength on those claw machines are incredibly weak and everything just slips through their grasp
52Bill Greathouse is one of the few boomers I can actually stand. He made a good schizo point ā€œyou’re bringing a g u n vs. weapons in spaceā€ lol
35I never understood the First / Dashboard conflict, i still have the vids on my phone where they got into an arguement... it was First sperging out getting personal
53I don’t gamble because I have enough vices on my plate as it is
26ive never gambled either
4990 horny incels
45we have such a small community, and the figureheads still want to have conflict
53They holding up Thomas with the Epstein files
43he streams in 24 hours
02*6*ChwKGkNOYVBzdmVTOXBJREZVWUVMd2dkYWVZalp3
16I gamble on sports which I know you guys hate šŸ˜‚
47everything in the US is completely ruined other than maybe homesteading which costs hundreds of thousands of dollars
37Ev-a-ree where man
32First is jealous of hbtdl’s perspicuous mind
35America and Canada always struck me as artifical and cookey cutter / fake
38Yes I feel like a zombie
45Yes dash
35I have a zombie feeling, like i am just going through the motions
30Definitely
55pull a dismal & hike to China where its much better
47yeah I definitely noticed that Americans no longer like to wave or say hello or even nod their head at you while passing on the sidewalk or anywhere
13I have a hard time coping with what I witness so I walk with my head down
38It’s clinical depression I think
37People do seem to try and walk through me often. Maybe it's a brown person personal space thing
56100%
55it does really feel like land of the dead in auto pilot hell
30Anhedonia hits hard
35Society becames like this when masses of men and women get jaded without a proper family
48only going out if the mouses ate all the remaining foods
43society has become a simulation after coofid
38I’ve heard SSRIs help
57like a phantom opera
53I’ve accepted this new reality. I feel like Moe holding a piece of my lobotomized brain
56Our tribe is now 0.05%. Maybe it used to be 3%.
32Something you could never have imagined changed the entire world
43but even since 2014-2016 looked like the end of how things used to normally be
45I would listen to dashboard's old video "women are in dating limbo, not interested in dating" while walking through supermarket or sitting on the staircase at 3rd floor in the mall
45overlooking the crowd
45surreal experience
6Being in America has felt unreal to me for many years. Everything here feels fake an artificial. no other country I've ever been to has ever elicited such a feeling
56It's like the world has died but people haven't realised it yet
43kino @nightwalkstreet9979
35It's over and we are laughing into the void with Dash
32@nightwalkstreet9979, don’t expose yourself
40Thomas White ran out of his post-coital cigs
55burnout paradise is pretty much the state of modernity
45Steve Hoca reuploaded a Dash old video, then took it down after a few months, I have it on download
49Tommy got robbed by somalias
13Somethings died and you stare with like a crazy lunatic
47a ciggy would hit nicely rn
52Hoca has again mentioned his disgust about your ā€œflying toiletsā€ lol
37Burnout Paradise, that was a fun game
35Same, i cut off all my fake friends, cannot even talk with normies anymore, i can't take anything seriously they bring up
48hoca has been makin some good livestreams recently
48said he stopped caring for women at some point
48but he feels for all the youngster guys below their 40s
55wolf slumbers is
37You'd think any woman would jump at the chance to take an incel scalp like that
43healthcare in the US is diabolical
58I don't think Chili's offers candle light dinners
13Mystery School ascended with pyramid two of our most gainfully employed
55wolfslumbers-1991 has solid streams
47shitbagmaxxed
45@totelostoudromou4387 @NegativeZero-w5v I listen while using 30$ wireless earbuds
6Steve is literally cruising for some young kangs to get sweaty with in a duct
38Why are all these guys from Minnesota? Steve Hoca, Thomas White, etc
56Darzog. Do you think Hungary has a lower NPC % or has the situation been disguised by the surviving remnant of the conservative culture?
35I had to leave drinking tbh, if i do it too often i never get done anything lol
16It’s criminal they deleted WDs channel. He was harmless & he wasn’t even THAT big
32@cranstonpoopchester9892, ā€œyou boys need a rideā€ hoca cruising for some teens
43Isn't Steve Hoca in Utah ?
56I don't think Hoca is from MN. I'm sure he was from Boston.
58You've got to be related to Meltin John. Probably the cousin you got drunk before he cut his finger off
47maybe it's because the guys from Minnesota feel the most scorned due to mass integration
35@barrymansfield5778 ppl here are openly racist, the majority, the far right party seems to be popular, no white guilt yet, just in the libs
55this sounds like my dad talking about one of his jeet trucker coworkers
15based scent spreader
47I lived in my minivan and I would just dumped my piss bottle in the parking lot
30Übermensch behavior
43Steve Hoca uses the EST timezone, Thomas the central time zone
47felt great
37The immigrants Hoca hires do 10x worse
35I think there were less brainwashing here, than in Germany or in the rest of the west
16Dash destroyed that bathroom šŸ˜‚
58Steve is an avid sportsball follower of the Toledo Mudhens
16Bro you gotta change your clothes you know some brutal shit just happened 🤣
32@darzog9634, no, america is definitely subject to the greatest programming
43Raymond is streaming at the moment
55the pillbox is nasty as fuck with centepedes always hangin at the top
49Hawka is from Jew York
35Dash, what do you think about this prevalent anti J sentiment among the public? Can it even lead to anything?
16Waiting for Raymond’s next manic crash out. When he is trying to cope & be happy it’s boring
43Raymond is ragebaiting donations from his audience
53One of my homies works at the national forests, when they go on group excursions they have to shit in a bag and keep it in their pack until the hike is over (which can take weeks)
59Hocas got you all figured out Bud
16You have to be those pathetic shitbag of a human to shovel money at Raymond every night. Thats real mental illness
52TWs, St Floyd, Renee Goode, & J boy Pretty’s stomping grounds
13How about that one stranger asking if you needed a ride when it was pouring out and you had a rip between your crotch and your area wearing jeans and your balls stuck out? Hoca needs more info on that
56The girls in MN really are beautiful. But brainwashed from what I can see, sadly.
16Lolol Dash saw him cry & talk about Star Trek?! No way!!!! šŸ˜‚
60Yes lol
15please do a collab. make him cry like a bish
52Shoulda been impregnating Rachel & Jessica instead
16Damn that fucker almost went viral with that cringemaxx of an upload. Crying over fucking Star Trek? I have never seen something like that before
43@darzog9634 predictive history4 said something that they want to provoke the whole world,because they believe a prophecy where theyll prevail.Thus showing tothe whole world that they are god's chosen.
5Broke
53What about rats?
16Well Dash you are a very entertaining guy. & interesting. I get ppl would wanna support you
58What's the price tag on the hbtdl hard drive catalog these days?
43chihuahua rescue
5He broke too
13Got your vids reuploaded
52Remember the cute Latina front desk girl at the one hotel you stayed at. Could’ve propositioned her lol
58Tell the story about the gym guy inviting you to dairy Queen for hot fudge sundaes
61Kiboshmaxxing
52Jennifer ***
35And Dash charges more based on race
16Fucking Bitcoin dont get me started it’s all fake & money laundering just like OnlyFans
43white boomers just popped out kids without trully giving a dam for their future, letting their daughtaz bein' slutz and sons become subservient, cuckies
16@darzog not selling to non whites no exceptions!
15gilagoons island
42good memories
49almost got ur ass kicked
16Now boomers selling off their houses & assets to die in an old age home. Good way to build generational wealth šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚
13LMAO
43the results of millenials not procreating started showing in 2015ish with accelerating decline and now it has started becoming a tumbling down a steep hill
16I know millenial women with toddlers! These bitches like 35-38! Fucking gross!
6She couldn't resist dashboard after she saw how many breakfast sausages and bagels he could handle. Just totally exploiting the continental breakfast
35@totelostoudromou4387 it's already fucked man... we are in check-mate already. All we can do is riding out the time left, or u can try to get even, up to the individual.
61crochless
16Dash could never exploit the continentals like the nigs i see on twitter doing it
45just touch grass brooooo
37The fate of the gymcel. No women, but plenty of gay men.
45just make friends and be social broooo
35We supposed to turn this around 2 decades ago at least, to avoid this outcome, we are 20 years too late
37Pralines and booty cream
43September 2026 new college students would have been born in the financial crisis of 2008, so expect smaller and smaller waves of 18 year olds per year. Imagine the impact of social media in birthrates
15fool me once, nevah get fooled again
35Boomers and Genx dropped the ball hard
53You went on a date with a dude?
32Leather bear choloate?
40Cain't get foold agaiin...
43@darzog9634 20 years ago would be the best, 10 years ago would have improved things in 2030
37WHY DON'T YOU LONELY GUYS JUST ALL MEET UP TOGETHER
5980 percent of men are zesty af
15@owenjohns6301 lol
61Hwk Tua for recently launching a paid subscription page on Fanfx (a platform similar to OF)
49you most seem gay
53No homo but you sound like you can grow a mean mustachio
30Did you let him touch your arm though?
35@totelostoudromou4387 millennial women aready got ruined 10 years ago too. Once an age bracket of women got ruined, u cannot form normal families with them.
37@FlipWilson-k1h It's a great way to meet gays and law enforcement officers
15lmao
52ā€œYo Adrian!ā€¦ā€
61Hwk Tuah sold her soul ...its ovah buckos
6Continental breakfast exploitation = dark triad. She couldn't resist
16@Owen thats fucking gay. Incels arent looking for bros!
62.*emerges from the shadows*
52HBTDL should’ve been smashin in jr. high… Alysa, Jennifer & Rachel
16Hawk Tua girl is a Jew apparently so do with that what you will
62"Gen Z — the first generation officially dubbed dumber than the last". Maybe it's because women are having kids with the wrong man? These "thugs".
62Intelligence is genetic and hereditary.
16She prob already made good money from her 15 minutes of fame & simps will def wanna see her puss for a couple sheckels
53Happens to the best of us
63Dash are you single bro?
43Dashboard even gazzilionaires don't even get scraps anymore, socialisation is done mostly through private groups on the internet or through somekind of a local criminal activity participation
16Gen Z arent having kids man. Gen Z thinks they are kids
43@darzog9634 Millenial women are more vocal about xesicm compared to GenZ vvomen.I
15boomers found a new target
64i define gen z as 98 through 2014ish
43Boomer and MIllenial women are the most vocal misandrist. Genz vvomen are playful in a meme, -meta way but not xesually
38Did you hear about that actor who called blacks the n-word at the award show and claimed he has Tourette’s
61Chad Clavicular already scrwd 200 grls, he is only 20....how does it make you feel Dash?
15gen z are in their mid 20's
64an average gen zer is born 2007/2008 or so, so they are 18
52The oldest Gen Z’ers are still 28 or 29
15some getting close to 30 i believe
16Well no most Gen Z are 19-29 most are of age to be in marriages & mothers
63When’s the last time you had yourself a girl?
15gen z heading for unc status
42hes autistic with fake content
38Clav gets pussy
64oldest gen z are late 20s, youngest are like 11
18LOL
64thats 17 years
43Steve Hoca is Silent Gen in spirit
13Early gen alpha will be 18 in 2036
16@hisdgg you are like wronf
37Harder to analyze the demographics when all the generational divides are arbitrary
18boomer 46-64, gen x 64-82, millenial 82-2000, must be 18 years !!
49only hillbillies are having kids
37Gen-z boss in a mini will not be having any kids before 35
15my grandmother who's in her 90's was married and pregnant at 18
43Hoca love the anglo hillbillies
16I hear you but they SHOULD be doing that. My parents had me at 18 & 21
64@Scotty_Bo0m not 'wronf' at all
47expired cranberry sauce šŸ˜‚
63Oh God, we’ve all been there finally expired condoms
62The stereotypes incels/autistic people have to face when they go outside is 1000x worse than any "stereotypes" black people have to face.
65many escorts these days REQUIRE condoms
65so you have no choice
62Oh no someone secretly thought you liked fried chicken but was too scared to say anything because of fear they'd get beat up or get fired from their job. Wow you're soooooo oppressed. Try being us.
6nothing more pathetic than an incel shaving his pubes before he goes out. Nothing's gonna happen big guy
47liquor & burgers
66Cheeseburger and liquor party
65are you taking calls??
58skin to skin or it ain't goin in
42stevie!
49Big John
37No woman is jumping into the incel exhibit at the zoo
43rooshv is gonna summon coach red pill
37They'll jump in the monkey one though. That's what the glass walls are for, to keep the women out
53Last I heard of Roosh, he was a working a regular office job
15Aurini done turned into wizard
52Even the flamer Milo is back
16I fucking hate Clarey!
13muh masculine excellence meet all the recluses displaced males VIP pass
43aaron clarey with his cigars
62Shave completely or just trim?
16@hisdgg calling majority of Gen Z is wrong & bad faith. Over 90% of them are adults now. Over half are approaching 30
62With a number 2.
37Shaving is pedophilic, or so the women tell me
67FaceandLMS needs to come back for one more hbtdl live debate
62Tohughts on HeedAndSucceed?
16*calling Gen Z young/kids is wrong
52TW call in bucko
16@owen it’s only fat or old women who say that shir
12Roosh went Oriental Orthodox instead of Eastern
64plenty of gen z are still pretty young, yes the oldest are 28/29 but the youngest are like 11/12
47I remember a time where I would dress nicely on a regular basis because it was still a possibility to have a random positive encounter with a woman
62Harsh blackpills. Everything else is cope, lies, delusion, or grifting. 1. Life is not what you make it. Life is based on how you look. 2. You have no meaningful control over how you look. 3. The end.
43he went Eastern Orthodox after
61Is Roosh married now?
16Generations are 15 years at max. You are stretching it too far
52Burr head pubez
62isnt it convenient how rooshv only "found religion" once the pussy stopped coming?
47šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ pube head
12@totelostoudromou4387 ah I see. I stopped following after the road trip so I didn't keep up with his denomination
49Heed got deported
68I saw Davis is back on YT and he has a video in the pacific northwest called ā€œlooking for bigfoot.ā€ I immediately thought of the Rogan bit where he said its only unfuckable white guys rhat look 4 sasq
69šŸ˜‚
43Dash do you like the movie 'eyes wide shut', and what do you think was Kubrick's purpose with that movie?
37Drunk at the drive thru
64@Scotty_Bo0m generations should be 18 years, not 15
30I haven’t shaved my beard in 9 months. If women don’t like it, they are pedophiles.
52Denial of service lawsuits- only valid if not a hhhwhite man
15griffin
62Griffin.
70Dustin Maxxed
65it IS a griffin
65with an N
15N
42ragmaxxing
16@hisdggs either way the ones who are plenty old enough arent doing what they should & acting like Kids. Thats the point
49I wear WWF t shirts BDU's and Luzg
43Dashboard wore his black polo, and the goblin oofie doofie took away from him the blonde, blue eyed white alt metal girl
62Dear women. Can you please put the abuser dick down for one minute and start giving men who don't beat the fucking shit out of you a chance?
62Yes I know. Men who don't beat the fucking shit out of you are "creepy" to you. But trust me it's not that bad.
37It's a way to obfuscate the demographic numbers
47the generation name cope
16Dash sperg out like WD im seeing the pattern šŸ˜‚ the lines weren’t part of the point. I was just saying women who are 20-28 are still really fucking around
15Aurini hasn't been right since he got cvcked by that witch
63What was your success on dating apps like?
53My brother is a gen xer. No way I would ever put him in the same category as someone born in the Nixon years
62I want to sue the PUA community for putting ideas in my head and telling me to approach women at bars and made me look creepy and cringe.
62I'll never forgive them.
47X, millennial, Z, Alpha; they're all just different ages of losers
62When "chad" is a sex offender and gets arrested 80 times. "Look don't judge. People make mistakes!!!"
62When an innocent man literally has no criminal record. "T-t-that's just because you haven't been caught yet!!! You are evil and unsafe to be around women and children. Women can sense these things!"
71Based taste in music, The Troll by Saint Vitus basically describes my life
37How do the endless waves of immigrant laborers factor into the generations?
62You can't win. When you were born with autism. It is rigged against you and only you. Then told it's your fault for something you "did" or "didn't do".
62they tryna exterminate autistic people. lets admit it
53It’s not your fault that you fucked your life up though. No one taught us anything or explained or even coached us.
43meeting strangers could be real for boomz when your generation of young people was everywhere, and society was built to cater to you
52ā€œYou’re not supposed to meet women, you’re supposed to KNOW womenā€ - HBTDL’s top 3 quote
43that anomaly happened for 1 time and we try to repeat since then, 60+ years after the fact
70wack music taste
62What do women have to show for all their "intuition" and "vibe checking"? Besides having a black eye from some guy with 15 domestic violence convictions. They picked over a "nerd".
65sounds very ROMANTIC for a date
37Women admit guilt? heh
65discussing how you both met over an app
52Total war- total admission of how she phucked up her life lol
68Dash whats your address? Im gonna send you a free signed copy of Do the Phillippines by Matt Forney
43if you truly want to get to know a vvomans true self, you must know her social circle
47I agree. I would feel like the situation was much more genuine if the other person admitted that being forced to meet people online is fake and gay
65pre-app and pre-Internet....there were those video and telephone and news paper ad dating things
24Dang
65so losers like this aren't NEW
13She explains how she cries for the colored man EVERY NIGHT thats the first priority
72Scotty boom!!!!!
62some of my male coworkers met women by using the quick add feature on snapchat. they had no idea who these girls were and just started talking.
65"Nice to meet you. I'm a Loser. tell me you're a loser, too!"
65great opening line
71SAY IT AGAIN
71LOUDER
63If you’re good looking it’s fun though
52A woman would sooner die than admit to being wrong/ misled esp about lifestyle choices
71Exactly
62My depression is society's fault. Not a "chemical imbalance's" fault.
71They still say they're looking to have children and settle down at 50
47being online all day long makes a man a loser. being online all day long makes a woman just a normal person. double standard
52You’re testimony of failure- date addition šŸ˜‚
62If we permanently ended food stamps for single mothers. They would be forced to start having kids with dads not cads. This goes against "the plan" to reduce the Earth's IQ though.
52Edition *
52Your *
43*gasp
53Women can’t tell the truth, it’s why Billl had to shoot Uma with a true serum dart
37Governor of California said he scored 960 on the SATs. He is rich and powerful with a big family.
53*in kill bill
30How many burgers are you eating, bucko?
53@Alexander amen bro
13You should play a song from Hootie and the Blowfish
47dad rock
71As many as he's hearts content
43is hoca singing!?
28nothing like ground chuck grandma meat
62Women supposedly "support gay people". Then two minutes later they use "gay" as an insult towards "incel" men. What's going on?
71Dad Rock was the last semblance of white culture
53MC5
28@sentmyownway I didn't know you were a hbtdl listener
47at least it's real music, played with actual instruments
71Was thinking the reason rock is dead is because there's less white births and births in general
47@Jwbs99 agreed šŸ‘šŸ»
62Modern white women have seriously convinced themselves that Elliot Rogers is the reason they can't walk around alone 2 AM in the morning. Not Tyrone and JaMarcus. How did we get here?
62Autism isn't the problem. Anti-autism is. If it wasn't for anti-autism the vast majority of autists would live normal lives, have jobs, and have a wife and kids. FACT. FACT. FACT.
73^
71Well Dash was saying in old stream about how rock was big in late 60's/70's due to the baby boom but it's also less whites being born
47@quasar I was really late to get on this side of YouTube, but better late than never
30Bulking to look like a boomer from left 4 dead and telling women that you’ll sit on them until they admit they are a loser.
71Most kids listen to what their parents are into
71Lot of white parents listen to generic shit or nothing at all
47@Jwbbs idk man I think most young people just default to rap
71Yeah, they listen to Lil' Niggy as Dashboard said
43they don't criticise JaMarcus because his upbringing made him vi0l3nt, mis0gyniztK, it's not his fault.Any kind of straying from pol.correct by a white dude is privilege that he has the luxury to use
13Great rant
62In liberalism you don't have the freedom to be a non-liberal. Their definition of "freedom" is listening to this mumble rapper over that mumble rapper.
71It's not even good rap either
49play some Creed
71Another year with nothing to do alright
47now ghetto blk wmn are the face if hip hop
71IT'S 2026 OKAY
47of*
73Pop country garbage is the only genre that managed to be worse than modern rap
71Fun House is the best Stooges album
30ā€œThere are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where nothing happens.ā€ - Vladimir Lenin
62NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. NO ONE WILL EVER DO SHIT.
71You mean weeks were decades happen
30@Jwbs99 I meant what I wrote
62nra 2a cucks with "DONT DATE MY DAUGHTER". they especially wont do shit.
71Second stream I've been over 2 hours late too
71Hopefully MordantWit uploads this
13Meadowsville Psych Hospital room vibes
40Why are you eating so much??
71Why not, IT'S OVER
71Time to bloatmaxx
15crone
71Fat can stop a bullet
6If Jeffrey could expect 14, you can expect 18
40geriatric
10Hag ?
49troll
71Bag
62Lich.
62Lich means dead body or corpse.
40Lich King
40Lick KAANG
43lich king from warcraft 3
71You're right 99% of zoomers and gen-z are clueless about music
15when i was young i enjoyed older music. i don't understand how people can only like current music
71I was listening to Deep Purple at 9 years old
37Women have no time for any music that they can't go see live, and where the members are young and pretty
71I'm mid 20's
71I was an anomaly
40I love the way Reverend Lovejoy says it
40I-RON butterfly
71Highway Star
40Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers PLEASE
62For every 15-year-old in 1998 who knew Led Zeppelin, there were 20 who didn't care and just liked whatever was on TRL.
13Smoke on the water was the first song I learned on guitar
71Child in Time
62Now there might be one 15 year old today who knows about Led Zeppelin, while 999 are listening to whatever mumble rap their algorithm tells them to
71There best song
43I've listened to the Stones on Grade school but then i got into metal around the 8th grade
71Their
6"No one came" is the anthem of this chat
62It feels like we were the last generation raised on shared culture - reruns, old cartoons, classic music playing everywhere.
7186 Beastie Boys debut
62Now everything is algorithm-fed so nobody stumbles into the past anymore. Very little pushes kids and normies outside their feed.
74Scorpions , Saxon
6went from nick at nite to nig at night in a single generation
56My own Dad was 1943. He wasn't even into those bands at the time. Literally being two miles away from, say, the Marquee Club lol
15old saxon was great
71Yeah, Strong Arm of the Law is my fav
74Manowar
71Accept?
40Saxon - Ride Like the Wind cover is sensational
62Looney Tunes started in the 1940s, but 90s kids grew up with it too because TV constantly replayed older stuff.
40Monowar - Hail To England great tune
71 Yeah Fools is great
40Accept - Balls to the Wall
74@EPHEMERALCATHARSIS yes
40Kiss Dynasty was a great album
71But I actually prefer the live version its heavier
53Ronnie Dio claimed to have summoned Baal, I believe him
71From 2000 or so I think
43mamas and the papas
71Yeah Balls to the Wall or Restless and Wild is their best
52CCR’s greatest hits is none stop bangers
52Non
40My old man gifted me the Beatles album - remember cds? loll
27Btw. Hoca got fat. I guess he’s going for oofy doofy
15Ozzy Randy Rhodes tribute album is a crazy live album. some of the live songs are better than the studio version
74never bought a cd always trawled the record shops in the 70's and 80's looking for limited editions
56I like the original "I Love Rock N'Roll" from 1975
40Ozzy got to see his old hometown turn into a vibrant circus before he passed away - he did a visitation
43interesting @FlipWilson-k1h
15has anyone ever listened to Dio's original band? it's like 50's rock and roll
62beatles and led zeppelin might live on for a little bit by curious zoomers. but stuff like three dog night, grand funk railroad, doobie brothers, herman's hermits, america, crosby stills nash.
74shout out to TW
27Metallica is going to the sphere. ā€œBreak out the credit cardā€
62that crap is gonna be FORGOTTEN.
59Thomas being a lil fruity tonight
27I’m still at the casino. Total BP. This place is like the 3rd world
13muh Hot spot data
15@totelostoudromou4387 you should check it out. pretty sure it's just called Randy Rhodes tribute
6these sphere shows are so cringe. it's 90 percent visuals, 10 percent music
49Tommy's busy watching a 90's action movie
53What were they thinking letting Gene Simmons be a first grade teacher
15WHOOA BUDDY
74Whitesnake
30Nigga you got a gambling problem
27Hard target is the best slop ever. Way better than John wick
43lynyrd skynyrd , Metallica, Pantera,exodus, death, arch enemy, machine head, 3 inches of blood
40say hi to Sam Rothstein
53I watched a kino kasino stream a couple weeks ago and I felt dirty on the inside
62bro theres a movie were gene simmons play a trans called Never Too Young To Die and fights against john stamos.
27I’d rather watch Steven seagal movies than John wick
62have a coworker that looks just like gene simmons in that movie lol
74you never win at betting
15van damme > seagal
43Thomas do you like Keanu?
27Some white chick slapped a slot for 7400$. She’s by herself. Probably 32 yrs old
75but ja didnt know leanin on the lamp
47it's putrid
7510 min back*
38My aunt works at a casino in Vegas and makes $70,000 a year, I’m wasting my time in college to make the same wage.
62remember in the 2000s there was this wave of parody movies. want to know why they stopped? there's nothing worth parodying anymore. there's nothing quotable.
62nothing memorable. nothign timeless.
61Steve Hoca drinks hot cocoa and watches Hallmark movies on weekends...its truly ovah
75we wanna hear leanin on a lamp
680s and 90s action movies were masterpieces. They could somehow manage to go over the top without breaking suspension of disbelief
62name one memeorable quote or scene from the star wars sequel trilogy.
10Born to Lurk
15@AlexanderLayko scream was my favorite
62its all soulless. and by design. you know who hates aesthetics.
6you hitting the slots Thomas?
47foreigners always have sht breath
76heedandsucceed is this hispanic youtuber. he crashed out and kept talking about the "spiritual realm"
53I worked at a restaurant as a server , that shit hurts my body just thinking about it
6You should do a classic action movie review night Thomas
43internet has become the reality for most social-les people,not a place to talk about IRL experiences
74my cousin owns a betting shop (UK) always in the money
47the real jackpot for part-time work is serving tables at an airport
47you don't get as much money as bartenders but you only do half of the work
38The wage premium of university isn’t worth it
61Americans are stupid with their tipping, that useless server makes $20-30 per table tax free...few tables per hour and their hourly rate is 100+....unreal how people are ok with it
77Thomas, where the streams at?
62Lifetime movies, Hallmark movies, Netflix "true crime" documentaries, TikTok trending stories algorithms, and public school curriculum
40Jennifer Love Hewitt
62have spent trillions trying to convince young girls that men who look like Mr. Rogers are all secret school shooters, creeps, and kidnappers.
49jennifer love hughtits
6only women get lavished with tips like that at
77Jennifer love Hewitt was in party of five
71All my fav Pornstars are dead
47TDD
71And they were all young
6but even if you're a guy, you can make good money at the right restaurant
77it's Patricia arquette
71I can't imagine tipping
71So Jewish
47I used to feel great about tipping and helping people out but now I just feel like I'm contributing to a problem when I tip
71Oh shit Steve is looking plump
62i've been creating fake memories in sora. me doing innocuous innocent activities with girls. beacuse i was deprived that in my life.
62im using ai to create the memories the normies deprived me of. and gave these violent thugs instead
71BRUTAL
38Guy who work in restaurant get laid the most too
53Being a server is hard work and no I wasn’t making more than a vet
77my bad, Patricia arquette was in 'medium'.
650 an hour is the upper limit for server income. Most don't hit those rates
38Surrounded by young women as a waiter that’s the dream life šŸ˜‚
71Steve Hoca looks Jewish
40would you have even gonte to college?
71He has an uncanny look to him in general
22So if you make $100 an hour waiting tables and it’s such an easy job then why don’t you do it
47@DoomerSubhuman being a waiter was amazing in the 2010s but now it's just a humiliation ritual working that kind of job around young women
62what kind of cuck waiter REPORTS their tips
61In Australia we don't tip and servers make about 20-25 USD per hour....thats what they are worth. bringing food from kitchen to the table, 10-15 meters walk is one of the simplest jobs ever
47they are definitely not going to bang you
53Best thing that happened to me while working as a server was getting a hot gf, who ironically enough was featured in a very famous YouTube channel
6Steve needs a booth and a friendly young woman with a smile
62hoca is in so much damn denial
62about chads harem
71Chad harems?
15Hoca is lurking right now
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71You mean Oofy Doofy harems?
53Nah it was all Mexican where I worked at and I was make like $20 an hour
37The cook just microwaves cysco food
78u mex saint ?
38Servers have to ask you for drink refills hard work
6serving can be very hard work in high volume restaurants
53It’s worth $25 an hr because who else is gonna give a shit about your food getting to you and keeping your drinks filled
47the difference is that the person in the kitchen is usually just some convict or immigrant. the server is usually a well-spoken young American
30I remember all of the disgusting shit I saw working in a kitchen and servers putting their dickbeaters all over the food. They are worthless.
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40šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†
22I love how none of you are employed and you talk about how easy everyone’s job is
6120-25 bucks per hour and they pay 20-30% tax on it. If anyone should be getting tips its cook IF meal exceeded expectations which is never
38How did you know I’m a NEET
62normies are starting to tip PRIOR to service. you see this on uber eats and door dash and stuff. "please dont spit in my food, here's money".
79What is this palaver?
72I'm self-employed 1099 Superior
53Imagine getting up to get your food while you eat your steak and lobster
6A lot of you guys would crash out after a week serving at a high volume place. constant complaints, fixing mistakes, running food, drinks, dealing with kids spilling shit
62tips are no longer even a bonus. "hey good job".
38@vegandolls are you a waitress?
47being employed as a white guy in 2026 is a humiliation ritual. NEET 4 life
40"I gotta SWEDE lawyer?! She's gonna get EVERYTHING!!"
71Lol the irony
80uggo trait never dating a white woman
71True
22Of course I’ve waited tables.
6resetting tables if bussers don't keep up. Fine dining serving is the least deserving of the tips they get
61Do J3ws tip or its gentile thing?
30My Winona Ryder jewess gf was promised to me 3000 years ago.
37Hiding your contempt for the average excess male Chili's patron is hard work
57I did have a job but the economy is shit so no job
22I’m not actually autistic, contrary to popular opinion. So yeah, normal people work
38@vegandolls date dashboard he’s a good guy, very high iq with a PhD in physics.
62nowadays everyone is a "sir" and "gentleman".
62who isnt a sir and gentleman?
53Your food is cooked and ready, does the server go and take it to you or bring your drinks to your table before it gets flat. That’s why they’re worth 25$ an hr
22It’s pronounced ā€˜deeshboard’, doomed
43what do you think about cashiers Dash?
71She already has a spic husband
22Yeah I don’t have that, whatever that is
62im a self checkout cashier
38Self-checkout is good for shoplifting
71Don't lie
53Servers are suffering the most in this economy
61Server who works 40h a week makes more money than engineer or car mechanic
62no. i mean my job is. im the guy who watches self checkout.
62and normies are freakin duuuuumb.
37Drinking beer in the family bathroom heck yeah
40Disabled bathroom is like presidential suite of public restrooms lollll
59Has husband yet cant resist dashboard streams
6Big Bear=big shit
81In China you just use your smart phone to scan and pay as you shop. Even the self check out has gone the way of the dodo
53Servers work than mechanics because they have to deal with the public. It’s fair
6that gay guy was hoping to bring out the papa bear when he took you on that date
53Beer goes flat,
53Martinis go flat
47in the US you have to take your laundry detergent to the counter so they can take off the anti-theft device
53Pina coladas go flat
53*servers work harder than mechanics
71Bottomless fizzy drinks are banned in the UK
71Sugar tax
43I would like to have Dash as a server
62If everyone is a king, no one is a king.
38Servers allow you to LARP as a medieval king being served food and drink. That’s the psychological purpose.
53@vegandools men shouldn’t have to work, women do though
62Also one of the biggest parts of being a king is pedigree, lineage, and genealogy. It's weird how the people who don't even know who their dad is are obsessed with this word. King.
37I am not contributing to the GDP. Problem?
47servers = articulate young person, line cook = ooga booga
6the bottomless refill places are the most brutal to serve for.
71Everything just gets worse, the immigration in this country is insane and people just pretend it isn't a problem
22Oh I’m waiting with bated breath
62Shoe shines at the airport allow people to larp as "kings" also. walking past these guys sitting on this high chair and some guy hunched over his shoes. christ.
43sentmyownway this
71Towns in the South of England are full of blacks and browns
61When I was in LA and Miami i didn't tip anyone, nobody said anything...meals were ok but nothing special...If J00z dont tip then why shd I
6boomers and nhigs looove to milk their customer-server status relationship to the max
71I was standing outside a station nearly everyone that passed me was either a pajeet or nig
82dash what is your full opinion on clavicular, is he another plant to get gen z males back on the plantation or is he an omen of something else?
47being a tattoo artist in a small town seems like a gold mine
71This is by the fucking sea
53Not many people can handle being a server. Many quit the first week
22I think it could really take you places
83@AlexanderLayko damn bro you're like a genius or something for pointing that out
71And areas that were mostly white just a few years ago are swarming with non-whites
53Sorry Dashboard, but you’ve aged out of being a server
62A busted lock gets broken into a lot which is why "autistic" women have lots of sex. A busted key fails to open locks which is why autistic men have very little sex.
22You’d have to have all 3 elements obviously
72doing concrete is some of the hardest work in America
71I don't even go out anymore, get food delivered
84 Being a server is easy but the pay is often low
62If I ever get married me and her are converting to Muslim. Even if we're the only white people at the mosque.
47I worked with a 45-year-old server and he was banging a 27-year-old server who worked with us
71People are getting stabbed to death by immigrants in broad daylight
47and yes she was hot
53Being a delivery guy is hard, you mean getting paid to workout is hard?
6Nah man, I've done lots of delivering and serving. High volume restaurants can be a nightmare to serve for.
38When I worked at UPS every delivery driver had spinal problems and ruined backs, it’s a slave job. Server is much better.
62That way I'll never have to worry about her cheating or our kids growing up to be degenerates. And if she refuses to convert I'll just call her a racist.
61I was security guard makin 30 buck an hour, sleeping half time....rest of the time watchin YT
47aging out of work no longer exists in 2026
71HAHA
52ā€œIt’s always a cute white gal with a fuckwittā€ - HBTDL
62All the confidence, therapy, meds, self-actualization, self-help, Buddhism, Taoism, 12 steps, and gym memberships in the world won't change a creepy birth defect looking face.
72I was a cook for 11 years work my way up to sous chef and it's not easy work at all
62Steve buscemi looking face
37AYO YOU FORGOT MY SIDE A BISCUTS
71Most the white women I knew either dated or are currently with brown guys
71Short brown men
84Per usual
6You're serving multi course meals plus drinks for like 50 people at a time at high volume places
53Being a cook is hard work, that you got right
43imagine 1st table that Dash tries to serve, he slips nd breaks all the bottles and plates
62The bluepill says 2+2 can equal 5 if it works hard enough, has confidence, and believes in itself! (that Alpha M. guy on YouTube)
47serving tables will black pill you
62The "redpill" says 2+2 can equal 5 if it cheats, has confidence, and doesn't give a ( ). Whatever it takes to win baby! Andrew Tate. Jordan Peterson. Controlled opposition stuff.
52HBTDL would shuck n jive like a minstrel show while serving at a restaurant lol
84Touching grass and paying attention will black pill you
62The blackpill says 2+2 will never equal 5. The end. They hate us because we tell young people the truth instead of making them be a slave for 60 years and wonder "where's the wife you promised me".
12but who's going to say "careful it's hot dear" and then not let you touch the plate? you can't handle a 90 degree plate hwhite boi
53You would be panicking and sweating on your first couple of weeks with three measly 2 party tables
45I never saw a server slip and break all the bottles and plates and I think I have lived a long life
37Dash working at LJS, taxing all the hushpuppies
85doesn't sound EZ at all. wtf
6running a tray full of filled wine and martini glasses through a crowded restaurant at a brisk pace isn't as easy as it looks
62When they hurt you they call it "survival of the fittest". When you hurt them it's "hate".
22I think I speak for everyone when I say that being a stay at home mom is the hardest job of all
43no socialising is better than bad socialisation
85@vegandolls don't ever speak for everyone
62Female "loneliness" is a freakin myth. Have you seen their phones? Christ.
47but legitimately if any of you guys live near a major airport and want to make easy money, apply as a server at one of the airport restaurants
38I imagine dash is living like Styxhexenhammer in a shack right now
27What are you drinking dashboard? Miller high life?
22šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
47dashboard seems like a whiskey man
62"yay i want the same exact man as everyone else. i get to be his 5th baby mama. i'm so special. i have such good intuition and vibe checking skills."
27Styx downfall is incredible. Dude probably made a million dollars on yt
62. The women with t shirts that say "MY SON HAS AUTISM" have sex with men who bullied autistic kids to suicide in school. these guys ALWAYS win in the end. life is goooooooooooood!!!!
27Stoli is my go to these days.
43@AlexanderLayko about the survival of the fittest, it's the meta game of socialisation that is ongoing
43stolichnaya,vodkae
47I used to drink liquor and then I switched to craft beer but now I just drink piss beer like my dad did
38Did you watch the olympics?
62Innocent autists are treated like the Devil and "muh dick muh 5 baby mamas" is treated like an angel.
27Mtn dew was originally a whiskey mixer
84Grey goose and freshly squeezed grapefruit and ice
71Budgie - Whiskey River
73Chopin from the freezer is my go to vodka, smooth af
71Victim of Changes
15whisky river take my mind
62For you it's a once in a lifetime opportunity to find true love. For her it's Tuesday. 20 "baes" begging for her attention. Each trying to "one up" each other by who can use the "hippest" rap slang.
71Whiskey Time by Bulldozer
62who can pretend to have the most money, who can pretend to have the most other women interested in him (these women only want you if other women want you).
22Tennessee whiskey
84Whiskey in the jar is a traditional/folk tune
37Google has forgotten how to search song lyrics. Sad
71Victim of Changes
62Victim of Changes.
6I bet the AI has encyclopedic knowledge of jogger music
71AI gets it wrong sometimes
62I'M SO DIFFERENT. I'M SO INTUITIVE. I HAVE A SIXTH SENSE. *picks the same exact con artist wannabe chads with tattoos and 5 "baby mamas" as every other mainstream girl*
43ai creates movies,songs out of nowhere mixing wrong details
84Apparently Dash was taking calls earlier?
84Who showed up to play, what did I miss
62Normies give free stuff to other people JUST for being born without autism. That's literally all you need to do to live for free in life. Be born without autism.
85AI can fetch and dig up very obscure writings/literature. way better than google 10 yrs ago
43none called,he wanted Thomas to join
84Claude is especially good at that
84Wtf no one called ?
22Why are you drinking alcohol
85Also, it can translate (idk exactly how well), but well enuff
62Everybody gets to live for free except autists and only autists who are given this fake ass "bootstraps" "you gotta amount to something" "innovation" "happiness comes from within" story.
62Shit that literally no one else has to follow.
37šŸ‘¹
43Glenn Tipton,kk downing on guitars
84Good song
71Judas Priest are GOATED
71GRINDR LOOKING FOR MEAT
7170's Priest is something else
43one shot at glory, touch if evil, electric eye are also good Judas priest songs
84Even in 1990 priest was great
71Yeah, Painkiller is arguably their best album
47"why are you drinking alcohol?" because there's nothing better to do when you're in this position
71Their last couple were decent apparently
71Beyond the Realms of Death has always been my fav
84Painkiller the album is mandatory
47men only dive into creative and meaningful pursuits when they have access to sex
43dashboard do you like Motorhead?
84Im a virgin that has only dived deeper into various pursuits due to inkwelldom
85have u tried stimulants
71Turbo Lover
84ram it down had good tracks on it
22I feel that
71Based, I agree
84Venom mogs
43early 2000s must been the last glimpse of white rock/metal culture
47excess male, fair enough, but we all still show up to the live streams to stare at a screen and rot
62kronos has always looked 50 years old
47and these discussions are productive but I definitely would not call them creative
71Even though I'm currently lying in bed with a Motorhead duvet and pillow haha
71That's crazy, I didn't even know that
84Venom and Bathory really got things going
71Arguably the first extreme metal album
71Yep
37But men peak in their 30s!
71A lot of these band started in their teens
6Yea but did he write brave and empowering lyrics that challenged white supremacy??
62What Norwood is Cronos's hair
84Slayer at the beginning of their career contributed to the popularization of the bold dark aggressive tone. First 2 or 3 albums.
15Mercyful Fate/King Diamond are criminally underrated
73So many of these bands and musicians wrote their peak output by the time they hit the 27 club
84Diamond Head
43Society was much rawer back then, 70s-80s.The youth has been pacified the last 15-20 years
71Motorhead on steroids
71Ace of Spades is speed metal
6Lemmy's musicianship was limited
62is the reason kids dont think guitars are cool anymore. is because they associate them with these 70 year old boomers still touring?
84Ever heard DRI? Early thrash band from LA
84But not as early as overkill
71Ace of Spades the album is so overrated, Overkill, Bomber, Another Perfect Day and Orgasmatron honestly mog it
49cant pick up cheese on floor
43slayer, exodus were good thrash bands
17Kids used to wear metal jean jackets lol
38You have ADHD Adderall helps a lot for that.
47🐘
6kids only listen to jogger music which isn't guitar forward. most popular contemporary music isn't even made with a band anymore. It's just overproduced slop
71So many mid songs like Fire Fire, Dance and Bite the Bullet
71Bash
52On TWs lol
71?
52ā€œOh Willie Willie Willie!ā€
84Omg dashboard is referring to Hollow Gonzalo
84I think
71HAHAHA
17WolfSlumber seems really weird.
62NONE of the current rapslop music made will be remembered 5 years from now. its designed like that. the record producers dont want musicians who get bigger than the brand anymore.
71What a laugh
84Yes Alex. little hollow is a character
43@AkexanderLayko any kind of performing publicly without any -meta meaning to it, is considered *cringe*
52It’s Gordon Shumway himself lol
6I think short attention spans have destroyed the youfs ability to appreciate real music, let alone develop tastes for various guitar styles/players
71Yeah, Wolf Slumbers sounds like Mordecai from Regular Show
38Wolf slumbers show
84It was Hollow Gonzalo !
43hahahaha
84he’s got a cartoonish voice
71Mr. Daggers sounds weird too
71Don't like his voice, very monotone
47more guys in this community need to start growing magic mushrooms
62worshipping black people is the national religion. failure to worship black people is the ultiamte sin, heresy, and witchcraft in 2026 west.
47the spores are completely legal in the process is fairly simple
62real atheism is almost non-existent. all they did was replace the old gods jesus and zeus with new gods like george floyd and trayvon martin
52Motor head is a B-, Venom an A
84The kid youre referring to dash is a Canadian schizo named hollow Gonzalo
84Pretty sure that’s who you are referencing
86How is the prison cell for your hate speech in Germany?
15goonzales
52ā€œGo grab the luck-meister Brian!ā€
17You like Pink Floyd ?
71No there wasn't
71Fast, heavy and evil
84Black Sabbath’s electric funeral was real heavy
71Plus the raspy vocals
43i really like the jazz duo that was the Megadeth lineup during the first albums with Chris Poland and that really good drummer
84Fast and heavy came about sometime in the very late 70s or 1980
52Golden era Punk rock was trash-ish
52Thrash-ish*
71AHAH
6the germs were almost thrash
22Eww I hate Alf
59Hes the gay version of Alph
84Hollow Gonzalo has a channel
15@agaumh9012 thrash is influenced by punk
84Go listen to his monologues Alex
52ā€œNevermind the curtains! Put me out!ā€ - Alf Season 1 episode 4 lol
62<--- 37
22You’re describing adhd exactly
52ā€œGrease fire! Grease fire!ā€
52Alf is a top 3 sitcom ever
71Oh yeah he does sound like Alf
71I've never watched outside a couple of clips
71OMG he sounds just like him
84Dashboard needs to do a live reaction to hollow Gonzalo’s god code video right here right now
22Try the adderall and you’ll be able to tell whether or not you have adhdšŸ˜Ž
71Seconded
84Do it Dashboard !
37I thought women loved the trope of disrupting the peaceful suburban nuclear family
84Go to his channel right now !
84Give us a live reaction!
86I thought you had a Jerry Seinfield doll
17Vegan isnt doable.
59Im ready for an Alf reaction as well
49Alf was ahead of its time
71I shave once a week
75lol
75alf, the best language teacher
71Lol, Diddy party
84Alf’s YT channel, Dashboard
71Who the fuck shaves everyday?
71That's mental
84Idiots I guess
17Just use a buzzer. Nice and quick.
71You'd just cut yourself
71Sweet spot is like 3-4 days of stubble
43Dash, if you were a WWE star which song would you have as an intro theme?
40Whats the DDEEAALL with sweaters??
87Whatever by Our Lady Peace
71Alf in Spanish
84Hollow Gonzalo, put it in the search bar
52ā€œBag of sweatersā€ sounds like a millennial hipster ā€œstomp clap heyā€ something Raymond woulda listened to while being a soy Bernie bro in NYC
22I should have known you were an Alf person
43Is the return of kings website gonna make a comeback!?
6a major part of adulthood is constantly shuffling around all the shit you own
84Owning shit is a pain
75willy tanner, next handle*
43@HTMK1996 best ragequit
71Yeah I'm a minimalist like Dashboard
52RIP Max Wright & Benji Gregory
71Hhaha
37AND PICARD, HE FINALLY PLAYED CARDS WITH THE OTHER INCELS
40i dont want to even donate my stuff - nobody deserve it and id rather bonfire it all,
22Waiting tables: easy Showering: too hard
15RIP mama JF
40My money's on Big Money
52Gonzalo Lira aka ā€œbig moneyā€ - HBTDL
71Epstein is def alive
37With a surname like "Money" you know he's a good dude
22Everyone has bags of sweaters though. There’s no shame in that
40Like that Walton Googins skit
40It's like Uncle Moe with the basket of hot chips on his head
37Pay dash to take a shower. Tip him 20% at least
75that hat
75pay dash to empty the piaa jugs
87I've got a beer can holder in the shower
52ā€œThere was a mouse head in the minestrone!ā€ -Alf
75you better get out before the ants come alive
71I listen to Dashboard in the shower
37I cut up all my old clothes to use as grease rags for when I'm repairing my shitbox car
40THIS'LL BE A TREAT!!! UNCLE MOE!!
40THANK YA MA'AM!!
37UNKEY MOE
71I've been on Dashboard drip for the last year
40"YA TEEFF HURT??? WELL THATS TOO FREAKIN BAD!!!"
40šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†
52Homer & Marge are now millennials lol wild
37Laughing maniacally in the shower
84Psycho?
84psycho wasnt even Hitchcocks best film
71But the Simpsons universe has modern tech
37In the end, Frank Grimes was right
52Mid gen boomers
40I liked the peter Frampton episode
71it doesn't make sense
52Early boomers are 46-50 born
71Unless you forgot about the past 20+ seasons
47on the air for 40 years but entertaining for 0 years
40something yeah
52Or music
52Yup
84the Simpsons was funny at a point in the 90s and 2000s
71Yeah, pretty much I'm not left alone with my thoughts other than when I'm going to bed
37I do that often. I need the dopamine
88hell yea
40you were talking about how dead you feel on the outside - that's why i usually wear headphones out all the time
71Yeah, I've always got headphones on in a dark room
52Abe Simpson now a boomer lol
49i wear headphones in the shower
43servers and cashiers supremacy
40"Inconceivable!"
52Wasn’t he a WWII or Korea vet originally?
71Yeah
6Abe Simpson was greatest gen. He had a bastard child when he was stationed for WW2
89lolx
43Dashboard , do you have a Great grandfather who fought oon ww1 on the German side?
71I DON'T KNOW GUYS
90I used to play ear and mind poison constantly, but I realised that it was all pointless. That it made me feel like I wasn't lonely. It also made me judgemental of my friends, making them seem dull
71He has German roots?
37GSG9 tier question
52Taking a shower as a neurodivergent high IQ TFL’er is more taxing than a 12 shift as a waiter in a restaurant
30^ Truthnuke
5212 hr **
43eastern front was insane in ww2, but also in ww1
47the only war that my family fought in was the revolution after my ancestor came over here from Germany on a boat and got a land grant in the US
52Almost like a ā€œwhat’s your mother’s maiden name?ā€ question
43Wittgenstein fought in ww1 on the eastern front for Austria
53And also servers also have to make salads, make your dessert, and some make your bar drinks make your shakes, make your espressos, and in some places (Denny’s) make your appetizers
10New pair of hocas
53I even washed dishes as a server
49get some new Lugz
43servers uber alles
29imagine being a waiter and seeing and attractive female waiter get more tips then you. Brutal
91Do you like movies about gladiators?
37Logging into random website is another hellish chore for the TFL
53Yup I even made brownies as a a server bro
37It's all frozen food from Cysco
53I even had to make biscuits as a server
43cashiers also are master-race
10Jumping the shark.
29Getting a restaurant job would be good if you see a lot of young people who patronize and also work there
71Haha I love the Vegan Dolls jokes
92go into the jobs u think can and should be automated
53Yeah some bartenders had to be on the phone taking orders while waiting on tables
53I tipped cooks sometimes
37What has more plastic in it: the biscuit batter or the baby batter?
71Seriously though kinda mental how she's been lurking here for 6 years
47can you even claim true aristocracy in the United States if your family never held slaves?
6servers have to make side salads. I've done that before. Same with desserts
29I see a lot of young people at places like in and out and boba tea places
71or 7 as she said
716 7
43they will split it
47I feel like most people in this community are just Irish potato famine immigrants
53Even more when I fuckd up an order id tip like five bucks to bring out the correct plate on the fly
37THIS BOOMER WANTS TO SHAKE YOUR HAND, AND GIVE YOU A CRISP FIVE DOLLAR BILL
43western decline cooks, while Thomas serves
29Also some mall food courts have a dense amount of young people
53It’s just one or two guys during weekdays and we’d getting slammed
42wheres todd
52Vegan dolls has a truck driver squatamalen
52Hubby
10I remember BOZO
10Price is right style.
52Yucko the clown
53As a server i had to stick my hand in the dirty water to fine crab crackers and wash it myself over the hand washing sink
71Wait why couldn't you say Chicago?
6Boomers don't realize how fast paced food service work has become due to computers, reduced staff sizes and expectations of instant service
71Oh that clown
71Creepy af
29These restaurants stretch their staff thin
6I've had to clean children's vomit as a server at a resort multiple times
6server chuds in the chat are collectivizing
29I tripped and hit a both full people once as a bus boy lol
37Dress up ad a nephilim, I'm sure the ladies would love it
29With my dirty dish tray
52How about a Chuck E. Cheese mascot lol
43cransonpoopchester9892 boomers think that their countries function like it's 90s/2000s ar best
29My worst experience as a bus boy was working with a more attractive guy who got more tips than me. The customers would literally wait for him to be in their radius to exit and leave a tip
53Don’t revise my wagie struggles
43cashiers will gonna get you dashboard, you are not gonna buy that special shampoo for your curly hair
37I do not envy any server who has to deal with five tables of "Canadians"
6back of house gets graped too. High volume food service is extremely taxing in this day and age
91White male Halloween costume options
37You're a server at a Red Lobster. A gentile giant shows you an obviously fake coupon for 40% off the bill, what do you do?
52Freddie fish, remember the ā€œHEā€ point n click computer games from the 90s-early 2000s? Also putt putt & fatty bear
6It was extremely demoralizing to see how much more the girls were tipped for doing the same work as a server
52Pajama Sam
52Mad dog 20/20
6Does this frizz mean that you wouldn't have passed the hair test in South Africa
71For dat frizz
52HBTDL is the ā€œwhite kangā€ of western NY lol
7lol
7i got some of that oil
37The best thing africa ever created: a hair oil
6They're gonna think that you stole a black man's luggage when they rummage through your shit at the airport
10Black history month going to end soon.
7africas best
43a real African American comin in,to EVROPA
30Yakub’s greatest soldier
7just another N coming to europe
40Aunt Jackie and Aunt Jemima
71Brown eyes with frizzy hair... guys I don't think Dashboard is white
12which European accent sounds the worst when spoken by africans?
10Aunt jemima syrup
37They cancelled Aunt Jemimah but you can still buy this stuff?
40Jackie is a yellowbone
52Jackie Brown
43he is sam hyde Trotsky,white
52Def a sissta
10Dem white boi don’t know how to oil der hair
40Jackie, Samuel, L
6you might not be able to find this level of Afro hair care products in Deutschland
10Virile hair.
6nigga got a whole coloring set in his fro
71HAHA
43Deutschland only has straight razors
37Mike brown is prepared to die for $65, are you?
29What if dashboard does a ancestry test and it reveals he ain’t as white as he thought the he was
40Dashboard is whiter than Chronic at least
71I haven't seen your hands
82dash whats your full opinion on clavicular? is he a plant to get gen z males back on the plantation or is he an omen of something else?
49size 40 bdu pants
43What's your opinion about guys that work on gun stores?
91"If we don't have a shirt that size, we don't have a shirt at all."
10100% pure behemoth muscle.
71HellbytheHashBrownLight
29Do you like goth girls dash?
71Yes he does
71Me too
6Yakubian-European
29Me too
40Gi'me yo hands BAWSS
29Goth girl or nothing
71I've never seen your hands must be an old vid
10I guess the hot topic job is a no go now.
43Hoca said that you have slavic ancestry
37Dash is The Bear JEw
10I got to renew my passport next year.
29Yo dashboard I’m stating to see attractive women use these ince terms in real life
29Inkwell
47have you started the paperwork to get your European citizenship? are you waiting on your inheritance or something
10So many double burgers.
37Have to keep streaming, or else it's time to take a shower
10Maybe Vegan Dolls will stream later on tonight
82dash whats your full opinion on clavicular?
71I need to go to bed
71Na, I'm a NEET
37I hope you do eventually get to the fatherland
10No more hush puppies in Germany.
71Dashboard will never get to Deustchland
52Ziplock bag šŸŖ†dolls
49get a maid
10Jolin would had wanted to have boba tea with you if she came over.
2OH HYDY GF DYGDDD
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2Ruffle
2Rugged
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47where in Europe can you run to that isn't already overflowing with browns? legit question because I really haven't done much research on it myself
2Ohh my bad
43Are you going to do a give away of these sweaters before you move to EVR0P4?
2Gfguygghhh
2Old man šŸ‘Øā€šŸ¦³
2First tree 🌲
32@SentMyOwnWay, if you can’t figure it out yourself, you deserve to remain an incel.
82dash going to Sylt once the sweater bag is dealt with
2Deathday presents šŸŽ
2Slap water 🚿
2Drifting out of sleep 😓
32European countries don’t want any more men.
2Germy
32Bangmaid jolin
71We need more negroes like Jimmy Hendrix
73Banger
6Gary Moore has a superlative live cover of this song
71Ya'll Negroes used to be cool
81Lol
32Blacks don’t have to try because they all already have white women for no effort
81Boomer music was so simped
81Ouuuuuuu foxy lady you gotta be mineeeee
71True but it was kino
81Yeah it was lol
71All these bands said woman at least once per song
71Is the real CD?
81Yeah. It’s me.
71Oh cool
73Yeah how many Led Zep songs were about how they needed that woman
81All the greatest boomer era classics were about a pathetic man trying to get in a woman’s good graces
93Wifey pulled the plug after the Raymond shout-out šŸ˜æšŸ˜æšŸ˜æšŸ’”šŸ’”šŸ’”
81I don’t get why you didn’t just breed Jolin.
53You shouldn’t have been so dismissive of the Server class
71Why are you on an alt?
49jolin could pick up the cheese on the floor
52HBTDL even has a dial up internet cable in there
52Bag of sweaters is a long lost Seinfeld episode
82dash you going to Sylt island in Germany?
53A sweater is like a jacket you don’t have to zip up
75id not get tired of You, Alex!
81I’m locked out of my main account. I forgot the gmail associated with it
52HBTDL has more partying stamina than a 19 y.o. Rave girl on molly
6@collectivedismal8 some phag in the chat was telling me that China was worse than here bc the air is so polluted. Is that true? Seems like something from 20 yrs ago
75we d be chillen happily at rhe solinite moon base
71Okay
53@collective you make me feel so better about forgetting my login shit because I’m older than you
53I thought I was slipping into my tech rtard years ago
75if you didnt watch red dwarf, u aint shieet
81Nothing will ever beat dashboard crashing TW and dragging the stream out for 15 hours
82thanks for the ben Klassen stream BTW I had no idea that guy or his books existed
75wet badit style
71Because you had a routine and had to do those things
53Do you really need to shower though?
75only pissed on the floor
81Dashboard said men don’t really need to shower if they’re not gooning
47the piss dribble will just evaporate eventually
75at least the bag isnt under a piss jug in the yukon
87Chinawoman I knew had an entire room full of clothing in garbage bags
6That "Sheeit!" had an awful lot of soul. Im starting to question the frizzy hair
75grey goose pop
71It was one of the best streams ever though
81Thomas just wanted him to go away at a certain point you could hear it
6Thomas got escorted from the casino tonight, I'm calling it
7instead of secret agent man its secret inkwell man (secret hoka server with legendary content)
8You could hear him snoring near the end lol
52You don’t get the dashboard you want, you get the dashboard you deserve lol
37Thomas has golf to play, roasties to fuck
43that stream was legendary
43give me sweaters or give me death
52I’ll always dub that stream the ā€œtour de Franzia return of HBTDLā€
7if u never got poon in any of those sweaters u never will just toss em
82when you get to germany will there ever be a dash stream again from the fatherland or will it truly be over?
6Every heros journey begins with a bag of sweaters and a pair of unwashed balls
75amd to. think i fast forwarded from 2h behind
92r u saying mental illness is part of aging even in ur 30's and 40's?
82whats your full opinion on clavicular?
71HAHA
71So random
7power wash those balls
37Washing the giant animal cocks is yet another female dominated industry
52Time for 2 more double cheeseburger?
82looking forward to possible total party stream tomorrow
30You should join the stream tomorrow and drag it out for 10 hours just to troll Thomas
43zestycels, honesthgoy, bash all of these might come, make a comeback in TW's stream
82exactly push TW to his limits
6im afraid it's unlikely that these energy levels can be maintained 2 days in a row
82I always have the phone playing something. shower, eat, sleep, etc
87Beer in the shower with youtube running
43I just put my grandfather's Phonograph listening to rock from the 30s
7yea i just pick a video usually a talking one.. sometimes i stew in my own thoughts and have deep thoughts
7but for the most part yes i always need dat drip
91I'm gonna need smelling salts pretty soon to go take a shower
7nothing like an after shower beer/bongrip
87Yeah man
47all I'm saying is you were making a lot of sniffing sounds during the Thomas White stream
7haha
7forsure
43"mah dik, mah deutschland, muh shangri-la, papap niga" mumble rap blastin on the shower
82im sorry dash
52Like a man who beats his wife ā€œlook what you made me doā€ lol
82whenever I watch YouTube on the phone it knows when I move away and I get a ridiculous ad that lasts 10 minutes
7hiddle diddle diddle diddle
92anyone save that 15 hour stream? lol
9audio good?
71Yeah
71Just music
52Audio as crisp as the grand funk railroad red album on vinyl w/ vintage pioneer speakers
71Lol
71It's not bad
71For a Dash stream at least haha
82dash recharging
7oldman
52Raymond crying to this song thinking about how data from star trek really was human lol
87nothing is more comfy than a dashboard stream
71True
71Wait did that actually happen?
6neil young had a really nice acoustic style
71LMAO
71Never watched Star Trek
37like a sweater that won't get tossed
71Lol, the morning light is streaming in alright
37šŸ‘
71HellbytheMorningLight
71I am literally nocturnal I go to bed when people wake up
71Get up around 4-6Pm
94What's up collectivesubhuman
52John Titor lol
52It was turned to jenkum by the time said subhuman had to clean it up lol
94Hoca is collecting faces names like Pokemon's 🤣🤣🤣
71Yeah, weren't you talking about that in a stream Dec 2024? Pretty sure I caught you live around that time and you were talking about bags of shit hanging from trees
6there's a strict parking lot defecation disposal code that must be adhered to
37Was going to stop in the good lands, but couldn't find them
71RUFF
94does anyone who is not a fed actually care about shht hanging from trees,because i don't
52Righteous indignation stool placement
75meltin john ia out of jail amd back on his channel. he has deleted multiple comments recently!
6You create a job when you leave a shopping cart, you create jenkem when you leave a bag of shit
75the queen is back
71Nice RATM references
94is spiteshht Hocas last name ??
6I hope meltin was provided with the hormones he needs by the prison system. His human rights must be upheld at every stage of incarceration
52TY for your (spite shit) service
95I shit
59That person took a stand
94what's up with Hoca bragging about knowing who you are and how you look like is some flex ....
6As someone pointed out, you left a tasty bag of jenkem for the parking lot attendant to huff
52A well placed spite šŸ’©can change the narrative for generations
59they took a stand and they took a sht
6Historic comeback by Meltin
71Finally find their channel
71I spelled it Melton John before
75all the comments on hwr posts have been cleaned off!
37The band is getting back together
75ive been watching closely her posts
52Meltin John went to jail for peaking into the changing stalls in Walmart lol
91Droppin a deadly deuce, it'll take a spruce to cut the stank, it would melt a tank in two, the zoo would be an improvement tingaling, the stuff from my dingaling is lemon next to this stinky thing
75i remember her mgtow channel
52Rumor is it’s Bill Greathouse’s nephew
75Giovanni
51nickelbag dave?
75Sadly. i forget her last name
6pre transition meltin and Hoca sounded like they would've gotten along
75shes back*
75i can tell
71Dimebag Darrel
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75squirmy amd geub are considering a spirm donor dash. apply now!
52Bill has been cookin on Hoca’s recently. Credit where credit is due
96you're scaring normies at my wage cage with those immense burps. They hear them through a headset
43dashboard are you tired of the nostalgia trend after the coofid ?
75the lunicon rover will fly
52HBTDL & belching - name a more iconic duo, you can’t
37Squirmy needs a robot body, with a big dragon cock on it
71Na, it Andy from Immy and Andy channel
91Did you see the picture of Steven Hawking with the bikini clad women?
37The gingerjak
53Have you all seen plurbius yet?
71Didn't Immy leave him
69Excited for the NASA moon mission?
53What does chat think?
52India’s ā€œmoon landingā€ from 2023 was the cheesiest PS2 graphics imaginable. Was mega fake n ghey yet no one talks about it or even did back then
53Jack Black’s mom worked at NASA, she helped Apollo 13 supposedly
46hey famcels
46hey Alex
71Can't believe that Andy & Immy stream was over a year ago
37Brutal
46hey tote
71Jack Black was a chad before he got fat
46I think hell by the dashboard light probably looks like the singer dethclock
53I’d’ve been pissed if someone told me I looked like jack black
53Mars Attacks Jack Black?
37Waterworld Jack Black or Minecraft Jack Black
44I would say more likely you are a mixture of boogie and wings
37Nathan Explosion
53About a Norwood stage and a half ago someone told me I looked like John Wick.
15 yes
53Yes
46hey Owenjohns
46hey flip Wilson
71Damn, he is a Jew
37Hey
71Don't think I knew that
71DId you know that the Beastie Boys are Jewish?
15POD was jack black's best movie
46I'm a long haired cel as well
37Looking like a famous person is a big social boost
47it depends on which famous person you look like
46hey sent my own way
53They don’t let anyone be famous unless you’re Jewish, a Freemason, or of nobility
71True
97we got a dashboard stream, we got shots fired from Hoca, and we got the spite shittin' boogie... sounds like my kinda party.
46šŸ”
67Europeans are waking up rn
71Or if you promote their agend
71a
30ā€œWhy do people say I look like Jack Black? Anyway, let’s finish off this pack of burgers.ā€
71Haha
94yep woke up 1h ago
98brutal man
46hey wiq
53Steve Hoca looks like Gabriel Byrne. Main character in The Usual Suspects
46I got jack black as well
97Don't laugh too much, you'll scare Hoca away again.
52Might as well order an EBT cake from the c store at 2 AM
52DoorDash lol
477 eleven in Thailand has a place you can sit down and hang out while eating your snacks on the inside of the store. they could never pull that off in the US
43Steve Hoca want to know your location
67Hope one day we will see a "hi, I'm Dashboard" video face reveal
53You don’t like McDonald’s cookies?
71That's what I do order McSlop as 3AM
30Someone has to eat them
91Years ago I was at my McWagy and an attractive girl in drive thru said I reminded her of McLovin and that it's a good thing
43Frizzy hair 350lbs 6'5 behemoth arrested on Austria–Germany border
97pull out the good ol' George Foreman
71He grew an inch
53@wolfslumbers avi is furry coded
71And put on 50lbs
46I am not a furry 🐺
46that's okami doge meme
43are you gonna make an appereance on an Aaron Clarey's stream about 'women hitting the wall'?
53Your name sounds like something a furry would name himself
71True
47I'm not sure how you think the Autobahn is going to be safe with the overwhelming amount of Africans driving on it
75no, thats a translation for your current license *
37That's easy, but getting a Class A when you're indian is even easier
75read more . carefully
46well I had the name for a few years and was in this sphere for a while just got done live streaming with Celtic Cat and Mr daggers
43Drive an american SUV on tiny italian roads
20I remember driving a moped in Bermuda and they drive on the opposite side it fucked me up but you get use to it after 15min. The nigs in Bermuda drive like retards
46did HBTDL make it to Germany?
71Yh I need to hit the sack
43is there any place in the US country worth to move to?
53@wolfslumbers I’m just joshing you. You sound normal and deserving of a dutiful foid
75its deceptive what their selling there
75i thought so too at first
44dashboard will never step foot in germany
43gn
46all good Saint
46GN
99🫔
75the whole. international dl is BS
75woof woof big dog
75leaning on a lamp
82ggwp
43shut it down
67Cya
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43giat
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