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1only if you are there
1I love torturing you
1finnish
1Nordic perspective
2🫡🫡
1Varg has been quiet since nordic perspective came
1she's the new varg
2Isnt Varg in France on welfare.
2Is it nice where he is.
2I’ve got the French connection.
1Matt LeCel
2One day I’ll know.
1Matt Bovine
2Was there a lot of diversity in Bordeaux, think I spelt it wrong
2France is cooked overall
2African past coming back for revenge.
3we're you behind me in line for Bonnie blue?
4What does the crown #1 mean?
1I'd f her only if I got to be last
2What about Lily Philips.
1imagine the smell
4In the chat, in purple
5Hi
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3if we tipped her over a cup after the lady guy, don't tell me you wouldnt guzzle it
3last
1I wanna be last cause I'm more of a pervert than you
1would you do it if she was a troon?
3do you watch 2 girls 1 cup for sport
3church of fudge
1would you rather eat a turd or kiss DUM?
3vomit milkshake or a pube sandwich
1they kiss every day
6i support VD, i support Donny , i love Kas
6what car you got
6kas is very special
1I'm gonna marry Kas
1she's so cute and smart
6🙏 please mechanic gods (some bogan named Mick)
6have you had that corolla for long?
1bogan stole my bie
6do you rely on it heavily?
6how much estimation for the cost
1do you live in your car?
6a skatepark near the fishmarkets did you say?
1yes
6glee slappy curves?
1do you love me?
1@chris-11133 when are ya pissin OC?
1👄
6oh i see, glebe
6@totem6064 im saving a big reserve for the occasion
1good to hear it
6so you will have to get into that school then to skate those curves
6curbs*
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6yeh used to be when i was younger you could ride bikes all around closed schools, now there is a lot more security
6im sure the same for you
6just rock up with a hat on backwards and say "hello fellow kids"
6they will think your one of them
6my car is on its last legs as
6well
6maybe you will meet a hot teacher there while skating :cat-orange-whistling:
6:eyes-purple-crying:
7Freddy flinstone
6i like the chair creaking noises
7anko
7anyone chair
7ffs
6been keeping up with Hof?
7how do you fuck a chair
6katy , katy , katy
6thats all Hof talks about
6Hof is obsessed
6i tried watching the latest Hof stuff, just couldnt do it
7"fuck the hof off"
8Hi
6gotta keep Autumn around at least
9Hi
10| just did a fart! I thought i would of been ok. But no! Leaky poo just flew out
6should i fly to Scotland?
6hey Abby
8Matt you look really tan
8Hi Chris :)
6did you try Haggis?
1orange man bad
6gothic hotel in scotland? sounds nice
1deep fried cawk?
8Have you been going to the tanning bed or just getting sun skating?
11how many children do you have ?
8Don’t you burn?
1wogs don't burn
1it's not too late for you to have kids
1clint eastwood had kids in his 60s
1he's also a billionaire
6whats the best skatepak you have ever been too
1aw shite, I forgot we're not allowed nice things
7I got epic sunburnt on this cruise. fuck me it was bad.
8I burn bad I don’t go out in the sun
6Lockies?
1I burned a lot last year
6hows things in the music department? any shows upcoming you plan to go to
7what ye did to your car?
8Damage to your car? Uh oh
12Yeah the boys 😎
13👋matt black
7you losing coolant?
12You can't see where it's leaking?
12Yeah it's common in Ford's tbh
7what sort of car is it?
13how old is your car
12Oh dude, what year?
7its mostly rubber hoses and ao rings that will give you drama.
1get a tesla
12oh I've fixed it on an 88 corolla
12but it was just the hoses being old and shit
1why are you poor? sydney is rich
12had to kink them yourself when you put em in
1no excuse, follow sperg investments
12and clamp em
7I make more than 4k a year on the pokies.
13they can leak around the water sometimes
7about 6
1yeah but if you got a bit of money he can help you invest
13water pump*
12Yeah the Russians have that
12it's not that great
7nuke reactor hover cars coming soon.
13would you ever buy a full electric car?
12it's worse they can't be recycled properly
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13lots of environmental damage having to mine for the lithium and stuff as well
12or stored when they're waste
14morningcels
12the fires are worse the pollution is worse
6Hey KF
14electric cars are soy and the batteries explode and cant be put out
12They also drive up the use of all the precious metals we use for shit
6i hope your having a very KY Jelly morning
14chris ive been in and out of sleep its actually kind of okay
6hes just a neibourhood cat
14if i had a black cat id name it savvy
1(‿ˠ‿) Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞ coming for ya froglet
6nah he does need a better name
8I had a black cat on my porch this morning it was extremely friendly :)
14or ngur
6should call him BP the cat
6xastuh?
14:face-red-droopy-eyes:in the school of horse i cant be graped totem
1you should move to norway
1we had some aussie fig at work for a while
1he went back though
1idk
1aussie is the best m8 cnt
14Australia doesnt even seem like a real country looking at it in donnas videos it looks industrial
6do you like norse mythology Matt
14how do you guys actually feel about steve irwin was he like aussie Jesus or just another cuant
1DUM always find something fun to do because he is not a sour pus like you
1whitesnake is black metal
13Steve Irwin enjoyed pissing off animals and eventually found out
6did you bring home any norse artifacts from your travels?
15no need to be mean about it
6or trinkets?
14brizzzy!!!!!! donna please review more SLOP
7Ipswich is pretty exciting though.
6dam
1my parents had moose antlers lying around in their yard
15definitely not from Brisbane
1it's a big mess
14she is really scared of heights
14they dont clean them up?
6why moose antlers? what properties do they have
14or make moose nun chucks?
1idk, their place is a mess
14the weiner dog hunted Moosehead moosula
1the weiner dog hunts everything
14lmao
6introvert in the streets , extrovert in the sheets
14its you in dog form thats why you hate it
15come on dude you've never been anywhere els in Australiaso how the fuck would you know
16some bozo is coming soon to take photos of the apartment I rent for their sh*t website. because i'm leaving at the end of the year
16ugh
14extroverted poosay SPERG UNBLOCK ME WE ARE BEST FRIENDS
16can't be bothered
14vks show him your balls
6everyone forgets Perth.... :face-red-droopy-eyes:
15bullshit no one forgets Perth Perth hates everyone
13if you visit Perth go to Swanbourne beach
14people from perth sound unique compared to most of aus
14i watch a couple people from perthy
13its a nudist beach lol
14i would go to perth for the meat pies and chris we can ky jelly battle to the death or i can hunt ap for him
15definitely generalising way too much
6i will say this. all the strippers from adelaide and queensland i spoke to said that Perth is the best place for it
1I cut my beard so I cannot fraud
1it's brutal
1sign up for ukriane
2What job in Nova Scotia.
1you belong in a trench
14beautiful and lovely charming totem
16@KingFroglet I made my bed and cleaned my dishes but that's all I did. and he ain't touching my stuff or moving furniture. idgaf.
14dying for isreal would be so fun right now!
6most work to get into Perth apparently
15Matt I suppose you're a bogan
1vagiana trench
6thats why its so expensice here
1you're rich chris
6im not rich
1you drive a truck and HAUL CASH
14i assume perth has the best food
14rich in ky jelly
6lol
6i wish it was that easy
12it does, I been up and down the east coast
6perth has the best KY jelly
13u cant be a snob in a 20 year old toyota lol
12Melbourne is the best for food, I was hoping it was gold coast but it's not
14ky jelly meat pies? best in the world even better than brizzy?
14what is perth known for besides cracked out abos
6i didnt choose the KY jelly life, it chose me
15you people are so untraveled there's good food everywhere you go if you look
6really the landscape, its the largest state
1(‿ˠ‿) Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞
6and its isolation is a factor, city life but rural felling
6feeling*
1do you love it chris?
6yeh , its very easy going
1do you also love troons?
6of course
1I love troons with cocks and tits
6nice Totem, you spot them with your hunter eyes
14i wish i could human traffic troons for major profit
1my dream is to impregnate a troon like froglet
14"the swedes have hunter eyes"
1Donna is in love with me
6hunter schafer lol
1it is the curse of Chad
14she's in love with everyone but matt it seems
6me and matt will be at the premier of Hunter Schafer;s next film
14evem randy the abo
6first in line
1do you think Casey Muratori is a good programmer?
6Donna come out say hello
6what has Casey Muratori done
1DONNA DONNA COME OUT (‿ˠ‿) Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞ YOU AND ME HUN ( ꁞ ) ᯡᯡ 𓂺
14"uh you said you would eat kas cant say that ill remove the comment"
1@chris-11133 he made handmade hero and work at rad game tools
6im going to give him the KY Jelly treatment
6nice
1it is funny when he reads comments and has to censor them at the same time
17I’m thinking of divorcing my husband
17My stepson was bigger, he was the obvious choice.
18have a like cuuuuuunnnnnttttt
17Will you be my new stepson?
1I only watch antifa prawn
6im listening while im cooking Matt 💅🏻👩
8What are you making Chris?
6fish and chips
1britmaxx
8Nice 😊
6just need a lovely lady to share it with
6:eyes-purple-crying:
6ill see if the cat wants some
14i want to put kas in my deep freezer and thaw her out foe ky jelly occasions
1oi sknk here's some fish n chips
6are you drawing sex positions again matt
1I wanna put Kas in a sitcom
8I didn’t know you had a cat Chris
6matt you cant submit that one for art class
6its not really my cat, its the neighborhood cat
8Community car
1would you rather be Kas or bonine blue?
8Not car cat lol
6yeh lol
6he goes everywhere
6bonnie blue
14kas id let my floppers hang and flop around
6bonnie blue is blown out
1why am I the only one asking good questions?
14because you're charming
6totem with the hard hitting questions
14you cut your beard off and made up for it with personalateehee
1when I stream I just ignore chat
14its the right thing to do
1yeah
14how many times can you be asked to bunt a lemming
8Sleepy Matt
1go to bed
1ever fought an australian cattle dog?
8They bite people if they have bad owners
8They’re a super popular breed for people who shouldn’t have them where I live
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8Gotta go to any parking lot in anchorage alaska you’ll see moose
1they are bulky
1lil beef cakes
1kinda like kas
1but agile
8Did you go out to eat today
19Happy Saturn's Day which is every Saturday
8I haven’t tried a lot of Korean food
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