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1are ya gonna shave ya balls
2rip to the beard
1hi kas I love you
3thine therapists wants you to wagie because its good for you
3wagie is a lot more tolerable without co workers
2bad clippers are not worth fighting with πŸ˜“
3co-workers suck, so does managment
0Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
3and yes co-workers can be arrogant and classist toward you, I endured it. That's not a myth lol. I just stayed away from them
4Proudly show that lower third.
1gulletcel
2should really consider dog clippers, they're so much better and you can replace blades
3oh I'm a union reps girlfriend "you clean up that work area for me" Yes they will act like that
5let me on
2grooming clippers! andis or wahl
5you look like the part in terminator 1 where arnie is in the apartment and they use a dummy when he pops out his eye
5same haircut
6put nair on your face to get rid of facial hair
7maybe the clipper blades aren't adjusted correctly
5O.c. slightly wet your facial hair clippers are ok on damp hair it cuts vetter
5better
3I can tell you aren't clearing out of that house by the 26th
5dont reveal the lower third dude it will rob you of your chad aura bro
5you must keep the ski ramp 1 metre long chin dynamic bro
5he has now lost all his female audience
8early starling slop stream yummy yummy in my tummy
5use a razor now its short enough
8yes I am
5bacon sandwiches BLT
5try and add mango chutney works really well
8finding a good trimmer is hard work
1shave it
8why not add pineapple then also
5the sharpness cuts through the bacon and the fat
2lol I agree OC, I think dev pikes recipes are just very tailored to his specific taste and won't be right for most
8hairline mogs me to vladivostok and back its joever
5errr says the woman that has ONE TYPE OF SALD AND THATS IT WHICH IS IN ITESLF TO LITERALLY YOUR OWN TATSE GARBAGE
5YET AGAIN
1shave your head
2however I heartily support his Nutella ice cream combination
5kas subjective ude
5no she isnt SHE HAS ONE TYPE OF SALAD
5and thats it and ANY SUGGESTION IS "WEIRD"
5nahhhh its weird HAVING ONE SALAD AND THATS IT
8yeah keep that lower third hidden brotha
5at least you like the nutella
5no it was egg in lasagne
9🍿
6use nair on your face
5it was parmesan in the lasagne
5the hair is all O.C. has to put him above DUM his life is leveraged on his hair
5O.C. is hanging on to any hair he has as its the last mog he has
9πŸ‘‹ you shavved
5you could heat up the nutella slightly to make it like a syrup
1are you shaving your head?
6do you like dick
5leave it to cool and then add to the ice cream
5yes cheddar cheese to make the white sauce in lasagne
8oofy doofy, mogger and the moggee
5DUM has ghosted me he has left all us sub 5s behid
5behind
1shave your head and become a naiad
8the golem attacked its owner, don't do it
5beard hair doesnt count its hair on your head
3respect to all that can cool because my dad (stepgrandfather) don't know how to cook
9Solomon's golem never attacked him, you just have to build it right
3respect to all that can cook because my dad (stepgrandfather) don't know how to cook
1all cool cats know how to cook
3its all boxed food
1you look like bash now
3my dad does most of the box food prep. If he isn't here I make simple sandwiches and pizza
3I don't make the pizza I buy from a pizza shop
3He is the only male in my life since I was born
3so I called him dad since
10:U1:https://streamyard.com/ev68zemw4q:U2:https://streamyard.com/ev68zemw4q:U3:
9i stopped ordering pizza, the only pizza places that dont use frozen dough dont deliver to my area, so, no more pizza
3that great grandfather never married my grandmother and he is estranged and unlocated to this day
8he is zooming
6ya dropped something
8oh lawd he coming
3they had my biological mother out of wed lock and he ran away
5you did not like my oil prediction WHICH CAME OFF AGAIN
9can you drift in that thing?
3my biological mother did the something at age 14 and had me at 15 then ran away
5100 to 400 pounds in 5 days
11😊
1are you calling in to dbf tomorrow
3so my situation is fooked up and now you know why I have ISSUES
11im so sorry to hear the lonehiker πŸ’•
5you have not been reading discord i sent you a tip when the iran war broke out
12Happy Sunday OC ✌
11my grandfather has been married 6 times and is old and still cheats πŸ€¦β€β™€ ive always called him a sperm donor lol
3he married my single grandmother after she had my mother. then they had my aunt after that
3I think they married in the late 60s
3or 70s
6Greetings starlings
12Not months, but I’d say a few weeks or so
6did you block penny and JT again
5chad grandfather
1I am watching you with no sound so I have no idea what your answers are to my questions
3young
3under 10
8free penny pounder
11it was so awkward my grandfather went to his ex wife recently after cheating on her to ask for the ring back because he wanted to give it to me for Jerry to propose to meπŸ™ƒ
11I havent spoken to him in 3 years lol
3I never located my father or my grand father
11sometimes its for the best lone hiker focus on those that make the effort to be apart of your life xx
1@Jasminemoniquexo very normal guy
3I call my mother by her first name how fooked up is that
3the damaged caused in my toddler years was so severe it dissociated me
11that ex wife rung me crying because she found out my grandfather cheated on her
11the ring means nothing he brought it from casino winnings
3I call grandmother "mom"
3there is a lag in the chat you know
3be patient
11nobody in my family stays married everyone's split or got divorced my family, cousins, aunts and uncles ect lol we have like a curse lol
11I hope me and Jerry last 🀞
3I can't go into the psychological dynamics that I uncovered you know
3not in chat
12Jas and Jerry will be fine so long as Jasmine wears the pants in the marriage
3Lol fine
3have a nice day OC
11horse lol agree 🀣 just dont tell Jerry lol
12I say that specifically for Jasmine and Jerry lol
8Women love oofy doofy gullible men it is what it is
6would you ever get a face tattoo
12I would not say my wife wears the pants in our marriage but I have a different dynamic
11horse i get you xx
11jerry is sensitive its one of the things I love about him the most
11im more fight or flight lol
6why doesn't he turn on cam?
12lol we’ve been over the dead bedroom question before OC, my response is always β€œwould I recommend marriage so much if I wasn’t still banging my wife?”
11lemon cake yummy!!! πŸ’•
8do i need to adjust clock whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
1soyjack horsehead normula giving advice
1listen up fellurz
12Oh I know, I was responding to the others, no worries
12I have no advice for you totem, other than to upgrade your computer
1that's always solid advice
1Aqua
1barbie girl
1Gasoline Kim lÀÀÀÀrsen
11horse i brought Jerry a car ot took us a while to figure out what one there was so many at the dealership but we finally got one ☺
1that's so nice of you
11now I just want my ring lol πŸ’
1lololollolololololol car for ring olololololololol TRAAAADE πŸ’πŸš— πŸ€πŸ†
11I love the Denmark accent ☺
1denmaag peebol
11he moved to live with totem so he needed a car xx
11*me
12That’s awesome Jasmine, what kind of car?
11dont know why it changed from me to totem lol 🀣
8the witch is fattening him up for christmas ay
11im not sure what make but its blue he picked it
1what's bigger; dum's gut or donna's arse?
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12I’m heading out to get a haircut
12Just listening for now
13dang... it's early morning here. I'm not cooming on
1@HorseheadNebula85 get a broccoli cut please
11matt πŸ’•πŸ’•
1broccoli zoomer lfg
12I can do that
13hi Jasmine
11its 8:21am here what time is it there matt
12Hey Matt πŸ‘‹
13hi Nick
11oc you get banned in every chat lol 🀣
11I dont know why
12Damn yall are already into Monday morning, that’s crazy
13I'm taking calls in 4 hours from now
10:U1:https://streamyard.com/ev68zemw4q:U2:https://streamyard.com/ev68zemw4q:U3:
1I'll probably be asleep then
11if I go live stream again oc you can join my stream of you want love β˜ΊπŸ’•
114 course then you stream matt?
14Hello everyone
13shalom Adam
11dogo πŸ’•
13yes Jasmine
1πŸ† lengthening
14Shalom
12CHAD DOGGO
11yay matt me and Jerry will be there xx
13it's 6:23am Jasmine
13I'll be streaming around 10am
11Ive been up since 3am I had a nightmare everyone on yt was gay and couldn't sleep after that
11Jerry also made me sore lol
1we got your number now
1YOU GOOFED
1I GOT YOUR NUMBOOOOR
13how many phones do you want?
1the number is registered on a Anton Smith
13was it painal? lol
6πŸ’‹
1painal or nonal
13buntal
1@HorseheadNebula85 is blasphemous good?
12Is he going to be there April 1 to yank you out
11nah not painful lol but twice a day for a week so far I can hardly walk lol 🫣
1nebunterthal
12Yes totem, I’ve finished the first one
12The first one is legit
11good luck for your haircut horse
13blasphemous is hard. there's a boss first scene
1I played for 5 mins and it was a slog
1clunky
11is your brother at work?
12Yeah you aren’t zipping around
11im so happy we don't have to figure out out taxes here it sounds so confusing
1@HorseheadNebula85 is re9 good?
15hey oc , hey denmark guy
11taxes are so confusing
13I do my taxes. it's not that hard
12Yeah RE9 is amazing
1why am I even asking soyhead, he loves all the slop
15hey matt mogger
13I just claim work expenses
12I bought it 3 times like a fig
13hi Chris
6Unban jt and penny
10:U1:https://streamyard.com/ev68zemw4q:U2:https://streamyard.com/ev68zemw4q:U3:
1for nintendo and pc and ps5?
12Yeah all 3 lol
1buy me a copy too
12Fresh out
13my bussy is a write off
153.30am
1@HorseheadNebula85 have you played baldurs gate 3?
12Briefly, like 2 hours of it
12I kinda got bored
1@HorseheadNebula85 how many games do you own?
12Dubbs πŸ‘Š
12On what? Pc?
15hey horsehead
13God hates me. Life of Hell Inc πŸ₯‚
1@HorseheadNebula85 everywhere
1I've set dbf up with a hot single mom
13roastie single mom of 2
12On pc it’s like 800+ steam games, maybe another 300 between all our other systems dating back to the NES
1she wants more kids though which you want
1and she is american
8hairline mogs me beardmogs me how does this mog me in all aspects its joever
1@HorseheadNebula85 that's a lot of games
13I want to have many kids as possible
15hey broC
16Hello
13hi Trump Jr
8brozzer clique
16hi
1brother slick
16what happened to the stream?
8brother imma down 10 zolofts with beer and become sick
16@Ds4u2 how r u
16has the stream gone down
13no
13he's talking to his brother
16who is that talking?
13how is Denmark guy's voice coming through?
16I will come back later
13good idea
1I fried up 800 grams of bacon today
10balls
15oc gotta have his iced tea
17you going to shave what???????
1examinate deez nuts
1the what community?
8i wish a foid nurse would check out my low hanging droopy balls
13the inkwell community
8drink cheap beer and piss on rich peoples yards, yes
15is there nude beaches near you Denmark Guy?
16what is this
15oh shit matt
16will you please unban jt and penny
15holy shit
15its been a while
1spergoff
15poor froggy thrown under the bus
6@dbf how is it going with charlotte
1daylight savings is on april 1st
1froglet always catching strays, he's good
15dbf is calling from the abyss
1slopyards
1@Chris-SWs call in too and sperg out
15matt have you done your morning ritual?
15oc carried the torch
8WE WANT TODD BACK
1Todd is so smart
1samsungs are high end
15its all:
1πŸ‚πŸ’©
15lol i forgot about that
1I remember that hairy arse
15dbf just finished his amanda riley wank
1did you meet Beppis in sweden?
8even finland is getting curryfied now idk where they came from
15beppis in on Mt. Chad
17if you shave your head...tou should shave off like zero no comb
1Beppis shouldoff at least let me buntur
1no excuse
15matt is stuck on fig street
15he wants a parrrrtner
1arranged in Bahrain
17thumbs up if you going to shave your head OC
15thats right
10Comfort is for Wimps
15oc is the jersey devil
1big foot is DBF
1I saw a yeti but it was dbf
1it was in 2012 when he was visiting
15aw shit here we go again
1I'm in love with Donna
1I used froglet to ask out Kas on a date
1kas is an anagram for ask
1makes ya think
1we can se the sun rising at DBF's
18negative grid
1lurkgrid
1you suck at guitar
1I don't play guitar and I am better, let that sink in
1my dog has got more feel
12am cheeseburgers
1lmao, as usual the stream is now about DUM and Donna drama
1broc is home
18he blocked me too!
14Do hey broc
14Hey BroC
14Good hey OC
6did you block OC
6OMG
18I wanna join that discord
19THE BACKDOOR BANDIT DONATES HIS SPERM EVERYDAY
19PLEASE NO MORE OC'S ON THIS PLANET
19FRAUD!
18torso cels
18what is the theory oc?
18I don't get it
1just ignore it, it's regarded
19IT CAN GET WAYYYYY WORSE
19ITS NOT A SIMULATION ITS A FRAUD
1it's all πŸ‚πŸ’©
18good stream
19🀣OC'S A COUKE
19HIGH IQ MOGGERS THAT HAVE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING IN LIFE
1enjoy the blt figs
13thanks boyos
19NICE TO SEE POUNDER πŸ‘‹
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