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Elon Musk Has Made 1 Trillion And I Canโ€™t Be Bothered To Get Out Of Bed โ€”-
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1I understand
2said hi
1trillionaires should not exist, that's too much power for an individual
0Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
3which nationality do you think produces the most effective female parasites?
4Afternoon Jack
5MICHAEL OBAMA IS A MAN
6hiya jacky boy
6scotland originally south london now
6nah that wasn't me
7Yo
8Jack seize the day make a plan right down 10 objectives you want to achieve go outside and make it happen 1 by 1. Have a dream and break that dream down into micro goals and you will start to see
3do you think the divorce trends will get worse or better?
8on a long enough timeline success
9talk dirty to me daddy
6you been watching the world cup
10Elon Musk needs only one bed. Who is the fool here? Neither me nor you. He is our slave.
8would you like to be a trillionaire?
8who are the richest family on earth?
10I have more money than Elon' trans daughter.
6going mental outside mine about 60 school leavers chimping out
8do they go to occult parties like eyes wide shut?
10I spend more money on my food than Bill gates
10The closest people to God are occltists.
11are you ready for the heatwave?
8what would happen if you were allowed back into the warburg family what would your life be like now?
11oh you've been to Philippines so you're prepared
8if you were in the wells fargo famly how would your life be different now?
10Your dog is fit. I have always though it was some old fatty
3boxer with the best chin of all time? and mma fighter?
11wtf. yet another dog?
8do you have aristocratic lineage?
11@kind_enquirer6229 that's another one I'm pretty sure
11from what I saw
10@mmss-bu6fo probably
12Your very knowledgeable on banks
8would you still stream with us if you were accepted into the wels fargo family?
10@Jack_Tisson83 Will one day be employed as a bouncer for JP Morgan
11imagine messing up security for a billionaire
8what would you do if you ran the wells fargo private family office?
10Mr @Jack_Tisson83 Will stand with a gun and his dog by JP Morgan's door. The most loyal JP Morgan bouncer.
10Would you throw me out if I turned up at JP Morgan to rob?
8celts savons normans how is the uk class system based on this
11do you really think all rich people constantly use pros
11it's probably a misconception. many inceIs refuse to visit pros too
11prostit...
10Please don't throw me out of JP Morgan if I turn up there
10How did all those peope make their money?
8celts savons normans how is the uk class system based on this
10But they are all mafioso, though not the Italian mafia. If you tried to compete with them, I guess they'd make you an offer.
11the upcoming 5-10 days will be the only days of the year that I envy you UK bros in terms of wheather
11will be 30-35 degrees here on the continent
13u look cumfy
3are you familiar with the concept of hungry ghosts?
13looking very smart in the shirt today
11are you a Sasquatch / Bigfoot believer
3gamblers are like hungry ghosts
3they have a massive stomach and mouth like a pin.....
10Hungry ghosts are experienced here in Africa. Last year a man dies and came back to steal food in his own funeral.
3they can never satiate their hunger for more
3likeable junky
3it comes from Buddhism
3in tibet
10@danielmorgan2739 You think only rich people have hunger? You think there is hunger only for money? Even the poor person hungers to be called grand-dad by so many people for as long as possible
11maybe once a year, or once a decade
14look very smart Jack. ๐Ÿ™‚
11wtf
10It it easy to use chatgpt to become a standup comedian. That is my plan when i improve in English and fixing the shitty pronunciation I was taught
11all those compliments make him lose balance
3I you could go back and observe one tine in history, where and why?
15If you're not a Nazi and you didn't beg to go to Epstein's Island then you're a far better man than Elmo Musky
11musk literally has children with jews
10I want to become the first Afrian comedian that delivers jokes in real Jack Tisson typ English
11how is that nazi
15His children hate him. Maybe the nazi salute? maybe the pedo accusations? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป
10African comedians do not use African language, which is a shame. They do not use English either. They use pidgin and blend it with poor English
11@DrewCantBeSerious that's a roman salute lil bro
11@DrewCantBeSerious "everyone I don't like is a pdf file"
10I will use both real English and my mother tongue, Ejagham
10Ask it in another way. Din't get it
10Renaissance
16Cant decide id your ear or your nose is bigger? Bring the tape measure
10All I live is the Renaissance in Europe
10I love the Renaissance. I hat wars
10I love knowledge
16Talking about your dog btw
11the obsession with past/history is pathological
17what's up man
10I love Picasso's biography
11the people you idealize there exactly weren't living in the past, which is why you like them
11so it's self-contradictory
10Not every country had someone like Pablo Picasso
16Your card has been declined
18Heyyy handy handsome how about we meet up soon??๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•
18Yeah
18I was
18You didnโ€™t respond though ๐Ÿคฆ
11she wants to divert your philippine-maxxing ways
10I know someone who can used dead artists like Picasso as slaves to produce art for them. They hide these zombies in their houses and order them to produce artwork for food
18Well Iโ€™m looking for a husband๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚
18Engagement?
18Engagement?
18Jack if your broke tell me donโ€™t worry Iโ€™ll look after youโค
11you take care of the chiIdren, and you birth the chiIdren
18Iโ€™ll be your cleaner and provider aslong as your respectful๐Ÿ˜’โค
10@nova28-03 Don't sleep with @Jack_Tisson83 . He cries at kum time
18You just relax ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
10She would take the government's place concerning JT's bills
18Iโ€™m being genuine Iโ€™ll actually come down
17nova do you still have the spare Mercedes-Benz?
18Iโ€™ll hit you up with an email
10Is your dog clarivoyant?
17nova, i saw you do this to Irish boy the other day
18Jah energy were you on the other guys live๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
18๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
17yeah lol
10@Jack_Tisson83 Would bend @nova28-03 over on a daily bases when she's cleaning
18Noo heโ€™s lying carry on!
11lovebombing
18English Ireland Scotland wales heโ€™s close to meee
17as long as u get the car too jack ๐Ÿ˜‚
18Sooo Jack what can I get?
18What body parts?
17the Irish boy was called shaun aswell oddly enough ๐Ÿคฃ
18Average size Jack?
10@@Jack_Tisson83 Will keep reincarnating just to enjoy UK gove money
11he likes asian cuisine
18Yeah aslong as itโ€™s a good size you can get anything you want!๐Ÿ˜
10Visit Cameroon. Meet the president
10Find a voodoo spiritual master in Benin
18Do me a favour get in the shower!
10Benin is the most advance country in voodooism in Africa
18No after the live
18I see you in the same clothes everyday
10What is nova's hands are bigger than Jack;s?
18No a restaurant!
10@nova28-03 Your hands and feet are bigger than JT's
18Noo
18I told you Jack I emailed you never responded god knows how e going to do it๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚
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11they don't wanna do it...only reason
18So overall you want a maid?
19Tisson, you still draw breath!
10JT cries when hugging a girl
11if anyone really wanted to reach you, they'd do it
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20๐Ÿšฌ ๐Ÿšฌ
18Is that being selfish?
6im available jack
10Jack Tisso is in love with America. He uses USA as a metaphor at every turn
20๐Ÿšฌ ๐Ÿšฌ
20have a smoke
20and coffee โ˜•
19i'll take her sister pls.
6my transitioned pussy never gets lose
6tight pussy for ever
18Train legs?
19They are women, lets hear them roar!
20Good luck finding a modern women to cook ๐Ÿณ and clean for you and work horse for you lol ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿคฃ them days are done
20๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚
202026 lol
20wake up
21Iโ€™m currently sat on the toilet :(
18Yeah you would need me asap๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
202026 trying find a 1950s women lol
20last traditional women were thr boomers parents and some boombers
18Meet a bk right?
22Your in dream land lol ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
182:am
20millenial women and zoomers forget it they do what fuck they want
20๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ
182:00am
20๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜†
18Yes
17Jack's currently basking in luxury and beauty ๐Ÿ˜‚
10Nova will be the one bending @Jack_Tisson83 over
18Shall I feed you grapes too?
17bring the paper fan
19Result!
20๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜†
20work horse ๐ŸŽ ๐ŸŽ women lol
20Good luck with that
20a donkey ๐Ÿซ a work horse ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜„
20a stable buck ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿด ๐ŸŽ  ๐Ÿ‡ ๐ŸŽ
10Jack'swoman will be feeding him from the couchie
18Gosh Jack fine! Meet me on Saturday 2:00am Iโ€™ll be there at BK no trolls!
19ppl have described Jack as 'majestic' in the chat b4
10Jack's meals will come from her nether parts
17thought u said you were in Ireland nova ๐Ÿ˜‚
10the nether regions os @nova28-03
20wait for AI sex robots ๐Ÿค– and maybe work horse ๐ŸŽ robots
17Jack's a majestic beast
10Jack will not get sick after eating because Nova's nether parts are clean
18Jahenergy he said something rude so I lied!
20you pay 10 k for your robot ๐Ÿค– and he goes out amd does your goon wage job as you control him from your sofa ๐ŸŽฎ
20๐ŸŽฎ ๐ŸŽฎ
17who's being rude nova haha
20AI work horse ๐ŸŽ
20๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ
2010 years we are finished things gunna get funny ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜€
20robots ๐Ÿค– will take over
18Which one I donโ€™t know?
18The one with the arches?
18Gotcha!
20are you actually meeting nova
17oh the yellow and red with the golden arches
18Iโ€™ve seen it
20southend on sea ๐ŸŒŠ
18Let me google it
20how much is car ๐Ÿš—
22๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
17Jack's living in luxury, look at those golden plug sockets
18You got up from the sofa!๐Ÿ˜‚
22Aww cute fur baby
17woof
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22No USA
22French
17there's qubec in Canada too
22Michigan
22Yes family from Quebec
18Jack my real name is Rebecca
18Iโ€™m 5 ft on point๐Ÿ“
18Pharmacy I told you seems like someone donโ€™t listen๐Ÿคจ
17malinois paws look like fingers don't they
1728-32 same difference ๐Ÿคฃ
18 Jack you interested in kids?
18Yes or no?
17he's got you In an armbar
18So weโ€™re not going o experience it?
18How sad!๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•
17oh nova not this again ๐Ÿคฃ
17she's flipped the table on you jack ๐Ÿ˜‚
17yes pmsl
23Thanks for the loaner blow up doll. I just finished off! Stoppin by your place after work to return him - just leave your backdoor open and Iโ€™ll sneak right on in. Pardon, excessive DNA on the cheeks
17you and other shaun should go together just to be safe
24jack if I was a raging Afghani poof id give you the time of day
18repeat what you said jack? my battery died
19LOL
17missing out nova
18you enjoy that life jack.
18?
17u can buy us food if u want don't worry jack
17I like bk meals
19LOL
18dw jack o got you covered
18I*
17hahaha
19:face-purple-crying:nearly crying laughing
17so 2pm Tuesday, you and nova going to a fancy restaurant with the arches
17brilliant ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿคฃ
17same diva fuckin pmsl
18gotta download discord for this meetup jack๐Ÿ˜’
17and she's bringing her bro for protection
18jah๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
25jack if elon gave you 1 trillion to get out of bed would you stand firm or maybe lay firm and not move an inch from your bed
17he might be a wing chun master sensei
25i am saddened i thought you had principles, being lazy is a way of life beyond monetary concerns
25are you meeting jahenergy IRL?
18jack me and jah understand our lingo iykyk
25i like this angle jack, you give us the camera angles other streamers shun
18when you angle the camera down its disturbing jack!
25did the carer do a good job cleaning up, i hope you don't have to stand over them too much
256 hours nice that is like a month worth of cleaning maybe two
25you have direct access to the spergfund
25is she going to turn your house into a breaking bad type situation ๐Ÿค”
18Jack, you relax and ill get everything covered
11Do you remember these Thomas White guys, like Western Decline etc.? They're still around
18yes
18I do
25hahaha ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ถ
11they're streaming on a channeI called Celtic Cat @CelticCatV3
25western is on kick now
17wait who's meeting jah energy ๐Ÿคฃ
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25prevent maybe jahenergy ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜œ
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17prevent?
25nvm
18jack I only treat handsome men๐Ÿ˜†
25is nova willing to come on stream
18jack your good at english literature and live in a state like that!๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ
17come on nova get on stream
18I got a 8 in gcse literature
26said hi
26was up?
27You're filming from a slightly different view point/location but still lying down...I like it.
17yeah it's an interesting change of scenery
18yall weird leave jack alone!
25now we are on the floor
25being on the floor is a metaphor for being subhuman
17he's tidying up look nova
22Where u from jack
18TB you in secondary school?
25why are you one of my teachers nova ๐Ÿซข
27What's occurring Jackie boy?
18TB I would never want to be your teacher thank you very much!๐Ÿคญ
26hows Stacy?
27How much did the ebony queen extort from you?
252 goats and one bison @HighPlains_Grifter
27Haha
27Is it a sore point
26and a washing machine!
18jack smoking the cig on the couch? While your "GF" works?
20๐Ÿšฌ ๐Ÿšฌ ๐Ÿšญ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ’จ ๐ŸŒฌ
20smoke time
20bathroom
25have any of your african women suggested salughtering some ๐Ÿ” for good juju
20luxury to smoke indoors
27Mate, as I said, you're setting the wrong frame entirely.
25even the porta potties are african now, scandalous!
19... aint we all, Jack?!
17Jack's setting new trends
27Did you watch the Torero vid?
19(made mistakes)
18jack let me try some
25jack i have a serious question, if every male in the room was gathered together in one place how much ick would we give the average woman?
26whats new jack?
27Watch a few of those, it will give you some pointers on how to run your dates
18pretty hot ain't it Jack?
19its partly age, women expect middle aged men to be loaded.
25dubai? how about do one!
18jack me and youโค
18I can afford to take you to dubai jack!
17what's for dinner jack?
27You don't hold any power over a woman, until you sleep with them.
28Hi Jack
20slaves lol
25maybe they could airlift you, still in the bed, into the helicopter restaurant
18what we going to do on the couch?๐Ÿคช
20need slaves imported from Africa ๐ŸŒ
19Im more of a creepy keto uncle
25imagine being so filthy rich you get the fanciest restuarant to airlift you and your bed in there
18๐Ÿ˜‚ you exactly know what i mean
28No way. Whenโ€™s the date?
27Is she a rich sugar mummy?
25how are you sure nova doesn't have a willy
28Oh lovely , that sounds nice
18Its very stylish jack dont you think?
25hmm ๐Ÿค”
27Who are we talking about? Someone on here or Tinder?
25golden arches perhaps
28๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ will she clean your home too? Eventually
25must be fancy if the arches are golden
25make sure you get her to clean before the meal otherwise she might not uphold her end of the bargain
28What ethnicity is she? Does she know about your hoes abroad?
18jack im going to hit my head while enjoying it!๐Ÿ˜‚
27Has that great waiter in there, called Ronald.
25Ronald has retired now, I hear he owns a farm these days
25did well for himself
17lucky to get such a bargain nova
28Will you cheat on her abroad? Or is she ok with it
18Can it reach that roof jack?
27Paper straws awfully f**king stupid.
25any pizz pots at the moment? show pots
25do the carers clean up the pots or won't they touch em
18guests? I'm your "gf"
28Does she know about the lives you do
18tbh jack i don't really care
28Oooooooh nova is the new gf
28Hi nova
29Nova the nine
18already forgot my names Jessica ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
25already things are changing around here, no more pizz pot safe space ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
28Hi Jess
28๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
18Rebecca auto correct
20who's watching the peach ๐Ÿ‘ ball tomorrow england ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง first game World cup
18Rebecca autocorrect
25maybe she got it changed in the meantime
20โšฝ ๐Ÿฅ… ๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿˆ โšฝ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
17and you were 28 the other day ๐Ÿคฃ
27Is Nova a rich yank? I bet she's in her 70's, retired, looks like she could be in the Golden Girls.
18Rebecca Misson!
28Doesnโ€™t matter the age when they go money ๐Ÿ˜‚
28Got*
25no different from any other woman then
29to gain the woman's favour, a man must dominate another man with both size and quantity of piss pots
17she moved from Ireland to London too now
25she is wealthy and has a private jet
27You sure pick them!
25imagine her third personality is a bald man in his 50s called norman
17she kept the same medical profession tho, so there is something
18Its Rebecca autocorrect don't make jokes!!
25can we call you norm, jessica?
18noo
25do you think she would go as far as to drench you with one of your own pizz pots?
17so is it double barrel name Rebecca-Jessica
27In the film "Moving" Dana Carvey plays a guy with multiple personality disorder, quite funny.
18jack pay for a slave if im described as a monster!
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25you're gonna have to get sealable lids for the pots, desperate times call for desparate measures
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30Jack don't think she's lying here!
30she seems honest
25a lot of new women cming in all of a sudden
30๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
25you attracting them, like flies to honey
25or moths to pizz pots
17how has nova left but now maddie has arrived
30jah energy God knows
25maybe maddie is the third personality
17exactly tb
25you don't happen to be a pharmacist do you maddie
27You're not going to see that Stacey again are you? You need to ditch her.
17nova u are hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚
30TB im 17 how can I?
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30im unemployed lol๐Ÿ˜‚
28Jack what made you want to settle
30yeah i was relieved one I was 1 year above 16
17he's got levi roots drink
28Facebook was banned for under 18s at one point or under 16s. I remember everyone faking their age
27Is bear ok around people?
28I was probably like 95 on it
30any idea where nova is.
30shes probably freaked out๐Ÿคฃ
27What happened to bear?
27Is there a reason they use German Shepherds and not another breed?
27Ah right, I thought it was a German Shepherd.
31mon the staffys ๐Ÿ’ช
27Rockweillers look a bit dopey to me
27He's enjoying that bottle
27Is probably bullshittng you mate
25is there any way you could train bear to clean, i reckon you could train him up to be a menace on the old hoover
17iv met guard rottweilers and they are strong
27Import a little Filipina to clean your house and keep her in the cupboard with the hoover
25^%
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