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Thereโ€™s No Reason To Leave The Bed For People Like Us,
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1yep. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ
2seanie boy how was work
1Well Jack. all good thankfully. anything up today yourself
2haha fair anuff mate
3:face-blue-covering-eyes::face-blue-covering-eyes::face-blue-covering-eyes:
4schnozz
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5everyone needs a feckin schnozz, couldn't fookin smell wiffout one
5how are you?
6how you been doing mate ain't seen ya ina while
7Say happy vishu
8oi mate
8Can i tell ya a knock knock joke?
9ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
8"Knock, Knock."
9your mom
8"Ma'am, it's the police!"
9that's who's the door
9THATS FUCKING HOTT
10They don't want Burger King because they would rather have Five Guys.
11You think this is the real Douglas Quaid?
8Hol up burger. im telling a joke yea?
10Obviously they are obsessed with something other than bread.
9I want burgers
11it is!
8alright alright, hol up lemme say the joke
8"Ma'am, it's the police!"
11honest question. are you a fan of Arnold Schwarzenegger films?
11fair enough
11Adriaaaan!
10@NancyRMace it's never enough...they want more balls @AOC
12how does ur finger taste?
11isnt he in Tango and Cash?
13could you give a shout out to Andrei
14Big
14Jack
14TISSON
13from Montana
11yep Stallone is in Tango and Cash
2I always like stallone until I heard he'd autistic son and basically gave him up and left him in care. I thought it was veey cold and he was embarrassed of him and Like he was a stain on the family
15Hey bro
13could you give a shout outy my twin Victor
13where you from lad
14You sound tired, Jack. Them African been keep you up?
11yes a detective movie
16you got any beetle in ur beard you savage caveman
2I liked stallone until he left his autistic son in special care home
16beetle
16beetle beard
11lol
16the great dungeon beard
17are you Jesus ?
13I feel the same way whiskey drunk ayy
16dung beard
18It's Irish Avoiding the Puddle.
2ya mate and was basically ashamed of him and was a stain on his family
13shout out to Russia ayyy
11theres a band called the beards. they're from the hipster era
2the government won
13shout out from tver Russia
11meanwhile in the Sheraton doctor jeep plays on.... and on and on
16why do you sound like Thomas Shelby's arch nemesis
16brother how
16spot on
13shout from Montana
11i can't take much more of this
19Do you like chicken cakes brother?
14wat you said about the oil crisis was right too, Jack. if this doesn't cause massive food shortages, Im done prepping.
16ALFIE SOLOMONS
16TOM HARD
16ITS FOOKING ALFIE
13shout out to Viktor he feels the same
14all the demo's in Ireland seem very mild, a bit of pushing and shoving and everyone goes home for tea.
16please ๐Ÿ™
16please say it
20it's impressive they pretty much shut down the country with just trucks.
14you're knacked, Jack. get some sleep
16brother please
21why laying on the floor
16I'll sub if you say it
16please jack
16well fuck off then
14LOL
22said hi
14'You're a goblin!'
16lay there and cry im subbed anyway
16tom hardy
16tom hard
23up for some pokey bum fun??
16fuckin say it
14๐Ÿคฃ
16o o o o o o. oo o o o o o o o o o ofuuuuuuuuuuu o o o o ckckckco o o ooh o o o o o o o o ooh o o o o o o ooh. o o o ooh o o o o o o im bussing o o o o o. o onlbusssim
23only if you poke it
24hilove fromcarole inengland
16I subbed again
14Goblin booty, best booty
16Alfie Solomon
16come on alfie
16say some crazy shit
14If you're new here, just observe for a while. Jack's presentations are wonderful and varied.
16do a backflip jack
16bro its 2026 the British are dead
16extinct
16England is now islamdian
20@divafever9754 ๐Ÿ‘
25hagrid
26hello friend, are you sleepy?
26ah, thatll do it
20bouncing work Jack?
25it's Tom you remember me from school
27Please play Gimli in the new Lord of the Rings movie
28Afternoon jack
16you will soon wake up to them screaming the quaran like a morning chicken
16its coming jack
25there's people on the stream I can't say my last name
16I think you discovered the wheel jack
16are you not 12,000 years old
25can't say im sorry
26does it rhyme with bobertson?
16Jack tism
16I love you jack
25Jack say what you think it is my last name
25just say it
1this is getting mighty interesting ๐Ÿค”
16Pov. bro is beating his shit on live
25just say my name did you forget
16where is the other hand jack
1caution โš 
25sorry I was kidding
16stop jacking jack
29HEY BRO WHY ARE YOU SO BORING ๐Ÿฅฑ
25sorry I was kidding
16bro isn't boring bro is bussing
30bro is nodding the fck out
29ANSWER THE QUESTION FLOP
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16bro is strokin
16bro is stroking his meet
30absolute smack head wipe that drool off your lip
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25I do have freind named Jack from school but don't think it was you
16bro is drunk
30did U finish a six pack jack?
16drunken jack
30Brain damage speedrun
30bye bye braincells for u
25I did have a freind named Jack from school but I don't think it's you
30mentality of a 4 year old
1it's very quiet today in the room jack; is bear sleeping ๐Ÿ˜ด ๐Ÿ’ค
25man
31Kannst du Dolch sprechen?
30bro is smacked
25if it's you you let your self go
16bro is a caveman
30big booties this big booties that wtf
16let's group hug in the shower
30what the fuck is wrong with you man
25bro your beard and hair is all just get a hair cut
16mate drank all night
25bro just get a hair cut and you'll be fine
32This negative anima tricks men into focusing so much on abstract, sterile ideas or neurotic intellectualizing that they cannot act or make real decisions in their actual lives.
25Are you making fun of me?
30he's drunk asf tom what do U mean is he making fun of you
30r u 12
25But you don't look, bad I'm saying just your hair sorry man
30lose some fucking weight
30you pisshead
25I was just trying to give advice
30have another drink jack
33I like your hair
25Can you please get a haircut and then go on live tomorrow and I'll see how it looks
34Get the damn coffee and wake up
25I'm saying because he said, I have all the girls
15Stop fucking smoking captain dick weed
34Cigarette?
14Wat a beautiful Barnet?!
34Or is that ganja ganja?
33reefer
25I'm saying because you said I have all the girls
25to get a hair cut
35hello
35I am going to like and subscribe
25It could be because I had a friend name, Jack, and I thought it was you
36You're the Palest black man I've ever seen
37are you in Erabor right now ?
25Bro I had a friend named Jack at school. Could be you
36will you teach me how to find water on the Serengeti?
25Jack Tisson
38I'm gooning
36If we go to Italy will you teach me how to make real real spaghetti
37do you know Thorin Oakinshild? you are a dwarf right ?
25Jack Tissom
25Jack tisson
38aw tism
25is it you
36I guess we never make spaghetti
39hi from New Zealand
25you but I don't want to reveal it on the live
40hello man
36it's going to be me and the centipede in tap shoes
41Do you think the world is doomed?
25Bro I really don't want to reveal your real name on live
14that's a reveal I haven't heard before... Jack the leftie!
41what is your thoughts on the anti natalist philosophy where the highest level of conscioussness is to go extinct to save the planet
25I don't wanna reveal your name.
25on live
42how u doing man
43hi
43im from India ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ
43which country you are from
43your from Finland?
43oh England nice to meet you
14Where else could Jack be from?!
44You need a ciggy
43in India time is 5:30PM
45said hi
17are you tired ?
43what is the time in England
14Jack needs his four exotic honies rolling him cigars on their thighs and grinding his beans while filling the jaquzzi
45My friend is in India and they are 4 and a half hours ahead. Itโ€™s weird
46i swear I seen this dude on Omegle jacking it heavily
25sorry about the hangover
14Sleep well, Jack
43is it early morning in England?
14Jack is T-total
25sorry about the hangover
43don't call me Dinesh my name is sahana
25what you seid you drank yesterday im seeing nice
47you're cute, I'm gonna get my lotion
48dinish your name is dinesh on here so that's your dam name
43Dinesh is my father's name
48have u just woke up or are u sleepy
25I mean you seid you drank yesterday so I thought you were hungover
48I love your laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚
42thats a pirate โ˜  laugh if I ever heard one.
42๐Ÿคฃ
48๐Ÿ˜‚
25im trying to be nice sorry if you thought i was beeing annoying
49bro would luv to get drunk and hav a punch on with ya.... good times
49ud probly win im fucked
14that state inbtwn being awake and asleep is called torpor and is reckoned to be one of nicest states to be in.
49hope ur all goods have a good night
25no man i generally thought you were hung over you seid i regret drinking yesterday
48is bear sleeping to
50show us your tits
25man sorry
42jack you off your meds mate?
25im trying to be nice
51said hi
14Jack's going hard on the goblins
42has bear got a feeding and shitting routine now?
42does he still pee inside?
25sorry I wasn't trying to be bad
25I subscribed
25see you got to go
52Yo
53๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
54so some good news everybody my sisters pregnant im going to be a dad! ๐Ÿ™Œ
54dont worry mom said its fine dads my brother
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55Can you shoutout my friend Philly McCracken
55Good my cousin is also Simon iger
14youtube just censored my comment and i can't think of a songle reason why
14single*
14put a go pro on your dogs collar jack
14compilation of dogs acting funny might work the YT algo.
14more crumpet the Warburtons
14then*
14better hope they don't catch this live
41Are you disappointed you never reached higher status?
14Ol' Jack, one minute he's king of the 'cels, the mext he's Casinova
14next*
56Sing it Jack!
41what's next for you Jack?
41are you staying in the UK
41why don't you go abroad and get higher status?
41would you move to Nigeria?
57Youโ€™re cute, Iโ€™m gonna grab my lotion
41Jack why don't you move somewhere and start a new life
58hi jack
14Would you move to digi-booty?
58am new
59HEY CAN YOU SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIEND DICK RAASCH PLSSS
14oh, here we go... another female admirer in chat!...
41Jack you won't be able to leave britain i 2029 they want you in a smart city and you will need sigital id to leave the country
14^^^
14I'm a tard
60Hey dad why did u leave me
41you will eat zeee bugs
41they will get it through come on mate they get everything through you know that
61hi are you eating cheesy puffs
60U look u eat cigarettes for breakfast
14Tisson has spoken!
62Cigs for breakfast ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
62Hell naw
41why wont they get it through its the government mate
62Bro looks like Simon pegs friend in Shaun of the dead
61did you guys run out of your supply of cheesy puffs ๐Ÿ˜ณ
14They have just sold a ยฃ1-billion contract for met police to the yanks
41they don't care about resistance they are in a castle they do what they want
63Is it true you have a Monster cock
64Deport. Deport. Deport the Asians. Deport the Africans. Deport the Caribbeanโ€™s. Deport the Eastern Europeans.England for the English ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
41mate total palantir suveillance state aready happeninf
41look at palantir contracts NHS etc
64Deport. Deport. Deport the Asians. Deport the Africans. Deport the Caribbeanโ€™s. Deport the Eastern Europeans.England for the English ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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41people don't want immigration but they do it anyway
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41the normies wll get digital id because they comply with everything look at covid
65Yes geezzzzsaaaaa , howโ€™s u
61did the price of cheesy puffs go up ๐Ÿ˜ณ
14we said a while back, this is the hill we die on, no digital id.
41look at the normies mate they always follow gvernment doctorine in the guise of safety
2is your name spelled sean or shaun
61digital ID will determine how many cheesy puffs you get
41what if they shut your bank account down and put you into a re education camp if your deemed far right
2shauney boy
14The Woodlander (here on YT) has set up an alternative community. no digital id, pro-native.
2are they nice sausage rolls ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜‹
41would you rather take didgital id or go to jail?
61sausage rolls taste better with cheesy puffs
41but seriously Jack get out soon with the way things are going in the UK
61will you sell your home how much ๐Ÿ˜
66you remind me of the guy from Home Alone
67Yo can u teach me how to learn controlling electricity physics of how I can become a wizard?
14so two choices really, stay and endure or run to a far flung corner where they MAY ignore you for a while.
68๐Ÿšฌ ๐Ÿšฌ
68โ˜• โ˜• โ˜• โ˜•
14they aint been building super prison for nothing...
68๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง uk is finished
68survival of the fittest in the meat grinder out there ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ–
68meat ๐Ÿ– grinder economy
69stop smoking
68something smug about just laying in bed and not giving a fuck and society and economy collapses
69your letting a death stick control your life
61if I get a chip placed in my finger I don't need my bank card anymore no one can steal it
69class A dosser
68juice ain't worth the squeeze anymore just lay in bed and be smug
41thoughts on transhumanism?
41i think transgenerism is the step before transhumanism
68everything is inflated now ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿ’ฒ ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿ’ฒ
41merging humans with technology is what they really want
61you mean I will need to marry a robot ๐Ÿคฏ
70Tap into the Akashic records to help get info on the subject
70Iโ€™m ok mate. Good to see you ๐Ÿ‘
70Sounds like a plan mate
71Gone where? ๐Ÿ‘€
72Brother I need some help, my wife won't stop asking to lick peanut butter off my bald head. It feels good but shes putting on weight man, when I make a pbj she gets that look in her eyes it scares me
61RoboCop โ˜บ
73REPORTED
14Lol
41do you believe in astrology and the elements determine what we like for example i am an earth sign to i gravitate to forests what do you think?
61you just like those African women ๐Ÿ˜
41nature is more peaceful than cities
41your a water sign so you like the sea
41so you would like cities then
41air signs like cities and skyscrapers
41your perfect environment would be an apartment in a high rise
74suffocate me between your thigs
41dont you feel overwhelmed in ciies?
61suburbs is a little more open
41i am virgo
61me too ๐Ÿ˜
41ah col so do you like forests?
61just sold the house in lake Tahoe
41i find at peace in nature it cleans my soul
61yes but it became too much after my husband died
75Dad?????
75Wake uppp
41but jack cities arent natural
75Iโ€™m Mariam
41they are not good for our senses
76the Devil is a lie. Jesus Christ is the only way ๐Ÿ™
75Amen
75๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€ why did you roll your eyes DAD
41do you like London?
76Jesus loves you
41what is your favourite city?
61why does everybody call him dad
76unc I just took this Blue Chew ๐Ÿ’™
75Me
75Dad you said youโ€™ll get milk and you never came back
41what about Paris?
75Im your daughter
75๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€duh
75Youโ€™re having headache dad?
41do you like the shard?
41what about the millenium dome?
77Diddy or Epstein?
41was the olympics good for London?
41why isn't there white people in London I flew over last year for the first time and i was expecting to see those cockneys but i couldn't find any
78Love from turkey have a good stream
61Tijuana Mexico is better than New York City ๐Ÿคฃ
79hello jack how are u today
79whats the topics today did u see about Ireland what I said about the protests
79yea I think the government are starting to sweat and so they should do that fuck around wit the farmers
25Im back
79what u th8nk about may 13th is it in lond9n....
79whats ur take on Tommy Robinson
25Has anyone annoying you since I was gone?
80Is it UK or Pakistan now
81yo
79is he compromised im very confused to tell the truth Poland have it the right way
81smug as a bug in a rug
41jack have you seen the gen z people benefit maxxing and living the dream in Thailand seems like a trend
81the new propaganda
41you have gen z living in villas in thailand from their benefit money
81when they make laws like that, step away from confiscating property. dosent help countty as property loses value.
82Do you think Gen-Z should rule an absolute dictatorship
82If you punch up in Germany then they put you down like a dog
83U leaving the bed today
84Big up from Australia
61do you work 12 hours today
41Jack did you hear about Mark Bullen who worked as a football coach for a Russian football club he was a former police officer for 20 years mahmoud the secretary of state just stripped his citizenship
30did U sober up a bit jack
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85hi dude
41he was English
85your accent is cool
41thoughts on Tolkien?
85arresting someone for expressing themselves is dystopian
85we shouldn't imprison those we disagree with
81kim jong ung dosent hate his own people
41North Korea offers westerners asulyum if they want it look it up
82You shouldn't be eating twigs. It's unnatural
41do you like north korea russia iran china cuba belarus
41rogue states are the places to be now then
41rogue state visa maxxing
41would you get a rogue state visa
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41The UK is a rogue state to the North koreans lol
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81do you wear elbow pads
81why you do thai and not normal box
81wont you get cut up if elbowed in face
41Is the UK a rogue state now?
86do you know where the huz at?
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86pretty ladies
41Jack stay
411 more hour
87how tf is Keir Starmer Jewish it makes me so mad
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