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	1	let's bo bro ✈
	1	Let's get those queen's
	2	Tom & Jack planing big thing's. 👍
	3	Big Jack back at it
	1	life's really short the last 10yrs just flew I don't even know where they went
	4	hey Jack
	2	yep time go's way to fast indeed 👍
	5	What is Aspergers
	6	good friday tomorrow
	6	happy easter
	2	jack are injuries more of a problem with training as one gets older
	6	🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🪺🪺🪺🪺🪺
	6	🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬
	6	wow
	6	yeah brutal
	6	4 is enough
	6	sould pull a sicky
	6	on one day
	7	wen the sun comes up u go find a job
	8	Let’s get some crack to smoke
	0	23NRkmsz9qyinJuwIh9J122w
	9	hayyy u know meow GOP GOP GOP
	10	PENIS
	11	uo
	9	wt*😂😂😂
	4	Good Friday. Jesus was Crucified.
	9	I am from Pakistan buddy
	11	good, fucked up my shoulder punching bag doing loads
	11	gonna give 7 days off, hopefully recover and can continue
	9	don't be again meow GOP GOP GOP
	12	ally ackba ally ally ackba
	2	Easter one time ment a lot , but unfortunately I've now moved on somewhat 😕
	9	😂😂😂brooooooo
	12	he said what 👀
	11	crazy met a white guy from pakistan , they have people that must of come from indoeuropeans. was in cashmere
	1	I think that the unwatered judo is a style much more effective on the street then jits is
	2	ye I understand that mindset, mine too
	13	hello brother
	0	Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
	14	hi from the north you mug
	1	the top 10 most inbred country's are arab
	0	23-Aa5pBx7fYPlBTSoch6elg
	11	how you train explosive cardio
	11	with judo, cant you punch someone, if you grab someone coat
	15	Piss ant
	1	I'd argue in a street fight judo is much better then jits to be honest I think jits is not an option in the street tbh
	16	Tisson u good
	2	had a uncle many decades ago in the army; he did boxing and judo to a good standard 👍. he did door security too
	1	if u go to the ground in a street theres a high chance u ain't getting back up mate
	17	Hello
	11	what about ankle lock
	17	20 to think of my own 20s it was wild
	17	I feel like 20 year old are babies
	1	always keep it on the feet mate boxing or thai skills are the best
	17	I wa.
	18	hi
	17	I date my age or older men are different
	19	😀😀😀😀😀Morning Jack from your buddy in Australia 905am Good Friday
	17	you know that's my feminine opinion
	1	apsalutly good way of putting it only in emergency cases like defending. takedown or getting up
	17	I fell down the stairs a month ago Jack
	17	and I literally yelled to myself get up
	1	who ?
	17	literally leggo
	17	Jack and Rose
	17	I'm joking jack you got Bear
	17	🐻
	17	my name isn't rose my nickname is Mickey
	17	what's my real name?
	20	Meegrow
	1	ball sniffer
	21	looks like you just come down with the 10 Commandments
	17	if you guess it i come to UK
	17	yes
	1	haha male dogs can be disgustin and confused at times 😆 🤣
	17	my mama is Jamaican
	17	my name is Hebrew
	22	I'll drop $10 rn if you tattoo the Playboy logo on your forehead
	17	okay here's a hint bud
	17	it means PRINCESS IF GOD
	17	no
	17	who is prince of god
	17	not God Jesus but prince of God
	21	Benjamin
	17	Michael is the prince of God
	11	rachel
	17	I'm not jewish
	17	Michaela
	23	get up jack
	23	it's not it
	17	Michaela
	17	yes
	17	that's my name
	22	U blaze?
	17	between us
	24	wolverine what happend ????
	24	oiiii logan !!!!
	17	🥀but remember me on here as agonized Dead rose
	25	hy mr. wolverine
	11	sounds pretty chilked being a security guy
	17	repects Jack!
	11	what do you do
	17	respects*
	17	bear is a berry
	17	that's his nickname
	17	awe
	17	he a true OG
	3	Get that immigrant work ethnic... Like an Indian hovering up over-time.
	17	if my name were Rachel I would cry
	11	who will know if just go to sleep in office
	17	I love my name but screw it I'm agonized Dead Rose for forever
	17	I was going to named JACQUELINE
	26	don't get many rory's anymore
	17	hahahaha
	26	bring back rorys
	17	jack
	2	I was to be sean
	17	I lie
	17	like*
	26	Northern irish??
	17	the name Caleb
	26	Celts
	26	Bit of an ole mixture ain't ya mucka
	17	have you heard of Cecot jail?
	26	nowt wrong wiv that
	17	so random but so good
	17	no one commit crime because imagine all jails became Cecot
	26	probably got Roman in ya too
	26	somewhere
	17	I g2g my friend called me I'll miss you
	17	and bear bye
	26	oh wait the romans didn't get to scotland
	17	😫 🫂
	17	bye Jack
	26	should we get reparations from italy?
	17	Jack and rose im joking live freely my buddy
	17	awe thank you
	26	they pillaged the fuck out the country
	26	bloody French
	26	might have a point
	26	lol
	26	some still are, been to oldham?
	26	haha
	27	you dirty sheep shagger
	28	are you welsh ?
	29	hi
	29	@Jack_Tisson83 You've been on cigars
	11	a roman supremasist
	30	say uwu
	28	sorry to hesr
	28	yes and their culture with their prized jacket potato
	2	I often wonder what things would be like if there were less invasions in history 🤔
	6	🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬
	31	hi
	6	☕☕☕☕☕
	6	its brutal being a sub 5 male
	6	women will never understand
	31	You've been on cigars
	6	☠💀💀💀💀💀☠☠
	31	The Vikings were te greates conqueres
	32	U want head??
	6	its a really dark place being a 40 year old man and working minimum wage or in a warehouse
	6	especially if single
	6	i need fix up before i get 40 in 7 years
	6	then you get these cunts that say just turn too god
	6	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	31	Where is this guy who was always in your shat. He's funny. His name is Indian Alpha Male?
	6	yeah nealry 33 next month so i am at similar asge to you whenyou stopped drinking alcohol
	6	so yeah need fix up
	33	hi
	31	I need to read a book about how to be funny
	33	you look round witched
	34	Tom you on here babes ?
	31	If you get a girl in that room your smoke will kill her libido
	35	yo Mr bombastic
	34	hi Jack I was on here before you popped up in my lives and i found Tom on here and my brother train at his gym haha wat were the chances lol
	6	it is bullshit yeah these jobs
	35	tom arter?
	6	really can't blame people
	33	ah aha ha ha ha
	6	for milking the system
	31	Interviews are bs
	33	aha ha ha ha ha ha ha
	36	I wish I can milk the system
	6	people are losing hope
	6	250k for average home
	6	men need purpose
	6	that been taking away from us
	6	if you can't provide
	34	what we on about tonight guys
	6	then what we meant to do
	6	everything is inflated
	37	27 letters of the alphabet jumbled around for hours on end expressing unfulfilled drives.
	38	hi jack hope ur good
	6	frome dating too housing too food and fuel everything is inflated out of funking control
	38	idk why i got timed out the other day
	33	I know luck ofc
	6	💀 ☠ 💀 ☠ 💀 ☠ 💀
	6	😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂
	6	😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆
	33	prohibit pic
	34	Has Tom Been on here jack
	33	FUCK OFF AMANDA CONNOLLY
	0	26ChwKGkNLNlRuNUdjMEpNREZSOEgxZ0FkVC13MVpB
	35	oh philbin
	34	ya
	31	Give your dog a shower and a spray
	38	amanda do u fancy a candlelit dinner at my local shish kebab hun? xx
	6	really cannot blame people for checking out of this society at this point
	35	Tom's a good chatter
	33	Sheffield keep you posted to keep you posted
	6	van dwelling is growing in response too the housing market
	33	the feminine breed
	31	UK is still the greatest nation in my opinion.
	33	stop ignoring me
	37	car dwelling to save 10k on rent so I can buy a Rolex and get a wife.
	2	ever think of some lodgers for some extra income, Jack. although can be risky too
	33	we times by two
	33	you look mookied
	38	the wife will cheat on u whilst her bull wears ur rolex at same time
	6	😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹
	6	this uk 🇬🇧 is finished
	39	Happening fella
	6	civil war soon surely
	6	this will be the end
	37	that describes me as a 40 yo
	34	Tom is always on bout getting you over here jack
	6	how long reckon he have left 🐕
	6	staffy
	33	Ron Weasley harry potter Hedwig's world
	33	northern Ireland and Scotland
	31	Are cigars too expensive for you?
	34	you two seem very similar going by the story's he's told me 😆
	40	cuddles?
	37	Trump 2028
	33	baggie dog house
	41	🇩🇰🫡
	40	si abarazos🫂
	40	abrazos
	34	hopefully no trump 2028 🥺
	40	😂
	33	you look witch wiganed
	40	cuddle fuck?😏
	31	You are good at Spanish. You do not use English rules in Spanish, like other English oeple do
	42	Sup jack
	42	What’s your favourite way to wipe??
	33	stop ignoring me please
	42	You go from front to back? Or vice versa
	43	did the iron hurt your face in home alone 1?
	44	Evening
	44	said hi
	45	how’s the job situation currently?
	31	There are fairies in the forest
	45	I used to think I’d like to live in the forest after the apocalypse but I’m having my doubts now
	45	is there cover to hide from the authorities though
	46	Hey jack
	46	Thought u was working
	6	uk 🇬🇧 is hyperinflated for sure
	45	best you can do is have a little smallholding farm I reckon
	6	things have got so unsustainable surley something will give
	31	UK has apple farms and cider brewries
	6	can't just invite people with no morals who rape women into the country with free housing
	6	surely civil war will start
	6	by 2030 people ain't gunna go on like this
	6	youtube is becoming a platform and more watched than normal TV
	6	what does taht tell you
	34	well I'm off to bed jack nice chatting and listening to you thanks👍 if Tom pops back in tell him I popped in and said hi 🛏
	6	people waking up
	46	I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR LIVES BUD
	45	I always think that each global / economic crisis will be the end but the system keeps on surviving, and this one will be no different I think - things just get a bit worse
	31	Russia has dirt roads in villages hidden from foreiners
	46	WALES BUD
	31	Mud in the willage roads
	46	Wales highest slum blaenau gwent valley
	47	I once shot a singular ant out of a cannon and tracked exactly where it landed
	48	nose
	31	Why do people keep saying Africa is rich. I do not see it more than I see UK oil and gas
	45	there won’t be a total collapse but even if there is the system will just reform itself basically the same really quickly
	46	UK has nothing except immigration
	31	Scotland has a lot of oil reserves
	6	doritos
	6	salt and vinegar pringles are so addictive
	6	yeah crisps are so additive
	6	they have something in them that keeps you coming back
	31	African reserves do not actually belong to them because they will never own the technology. It would be a mistake for the West to lat them understand and own the technology
	46	WHAT U THINKS GONNA HAPPEN WITH ILLEGALS ???? SUMMER SOON MORE BOATS
	49	How was Judo Jack?
	31	ChatGPTclaims to be ehtical.
	31	ChatGPT thinks he is an angEL
	31	I suck at business
	6	just face it if you could just stream for 8 hours a day 5 days a week and earn money you would
	50	Leprechaun
	50	Yum yum yum eat up them lucky charms
	51	steak pie chips n gravy for din din?
	51	that'd what kind of crisps the need to make
	6	uk is done
	6	should be tuitle of next video
	6	title
	51	move to the country mate
	51	no was speaking to the bloke who said the UK was done
	31	Sudan has the tallest and most bbeautiful women
	52	Jack is you were 34 years old unemployed single and heartbroken I can't get over a breakup it's been effecting me for years is this common for people?
	31	Yeah. they're fighting there
	52	My grildfriend moved to Japan for a job 7 years ago and just left me
	53	evening all hope you ate swell buddy
	31	@Jumbotron-l1s You need to forget that girl, mate
	54	shes your ex
	53	I believe theres always one love off your life
	53	easy come easy go life's to short
	31	Love is a dangerous game, an sex is even lethal
	55	What’s happening here?
	52	Do you want to have children?
	56	omg dad, I've been looking everywhere for you. did you get the milk and cigarettes yet?
	49	Yeah its true.
	55	Nah bollochs to that - just caught in the stor
	55	Storm
	52	do you ever lay in bed at night and thoughts race through your head and question your life?
	55	You’ll be sound
	53	im wrong theres two every one loves there mum ..
	51	is that a south east London accent?
	51	ah my bad
	53	I think essex and London is the same
	55	Money for a few beers help?
	52	If you drink a few beers it helps me relax usually i drink 8 cans a night
	55	What makes this better?
	52	is 8 cans a night an alcohol problem?
	55	Yeah fine if you can handle kids
	52	isn't alcholic someone who wakes up in the morning and drinks
	52	drinking in the evening is common
	55	Most are
	55	Man*
	57	you sound like a catch..can't believe she left 😄
	52	so people who drink at night are alcoholics?
	51	Billy Bragg has an Essex accent, if you know who that is
	51	nor do i
	52	in the UK most people are drinking every night it's normal
	51	but i liked his songs a ways back when. I was a lad
	58	assalamulaikum
	58	are you pakistani?
	52	do you think there is a drugs and alchol epidemic in the UK?
	52	How mch were you drinking in your alcoholic years?
	49	Yeah single mums aren't for me in terms of a serious relationship. Only a fling.
	52	do you think the UK will go back to a traditional normal society?
	52	do you think there will be lower birth rates amongst gen z?
	52	why are there low birth rates in the west?
	51	abortions?
	59	Mate, can you unban that other handle at some point. Just thought I'd pop in and say hello.
	60	said hi
	46	I feel empty jack
	6	Women are not interested in average men
	6	they think they are above them
	6	so many issues causing the birth rates
	6	good thing is all this information is out there now for men
	61	if you want a quick and delicious long lasting protein snack follow these instructions step one buy chicken breast or diced chicken and thai sweet chili sensations
	6	hence wont get divorced
	6	yeah the low status male they keep well away
	6	unless maybe a bad boy ciminal
	6	but still he has hav e some sort of look about him and give him the edge
	61	step 2 grind crisps and meat in grinder with butter and a splash of olive oil salt and pepper until it's like a fine paste
	6	your never please a women
	61	heat up a frying pan and pour contents into pan fry and flip
	6	that phase will always be true
	59	Pandora's box has already been opened. I think the fact in most households you need two wages to help pay the mortgage, whereas before a woman's main role was to rear children and be a housewife.
	61	until crispy
	6	these modern women are not gunna cook for you
	49	Have you ever been with eastern European women Jack?
	6	last generation of women that cooked were gen x
	6	your mother
	62	hi Jack 👋 🇬🇧
	6	lucky to have a sister
	6	or mother
	6	i think blood reletives only love us unconditionally
	6	the male / female relationship is so transanctional
	6	you have provide something for a women who is not related to you too even care about you
	6	a human doing
	6	not a human being
	6	thinking ape taught me all this and woke me up
	6	and wheat waffles
	6	🧇🧇🧇🧇
	6	best wake up at midday tomorrow
	6	if your doing a night shift
	6	get at least 8 hours be fine
	52	is is it unhealthy to sleep next to pets i do it with my cat
	6	yeah for sure 5 too much nowadays
	6	wspecially since cost of living is so brutal not even any mptiovation too work
	59	Why are you doing 5 now then, for the money or you have to?
	6	just do the bare minimum and be done with it
	6	all that tax as well being wasted
	49	Do you do 5 on 5 off?
	59	Can you read/listen to podcasts while on shift?
	52	do you have a pension?
	6	life is cope
	52	what will you do once you retire?
	6	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	6	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	52	will your pension be enough or will you have to keep working?
	49	copium
	6	🏔⛰⛰🏔🏔🏔🏔
	46	I thought that today
	59	Order that "The Grass Arena" mate, you'll read that in a few days.
	6	its brutal out there man proper meat grinder economy and society
	6	too escape the meat grinder
	6	🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩
	6	🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩
	52	wil you get a mortgage?
	6	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	6	a mortgae is a death trap
	6	250k for a house average man is locking himslef in debt with a mortage and kids
	6	crazy
	6	opt for the van life
	6	low cost
	6	living
	52	will your pension be enough to live on?
	6	fuck the mortage
	52	what is you future plan?
	6	this is so brutal complete cope
	6	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	6	⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰
	6	⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰
	52	is being a bar manager a good job?
	52	can you make good manager as a security manager?
	52	good money
	1	thousand million one billion imagine that amount of money wtf would you even do with it 🤔 😆 🤣
	6	💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣
	6	britain is a ticking time bomb
	1	Hahaha too right brother 🤣 Mr two
	6	aint even got a future army
	30	ya ya nah nah
	6	you think zoomers are signing up too serve this country
	6	haha
	1	that be the life
	52	what do you think about the Ukraine russia war?
	30	that head filter is hilarious
	63	yo bro im hungry and I don't know what to eat give me suggestions please
	6	men have been sedated
	59	You could probably sell up and move to SE Asia or Africa.
	6	got porn on tap beautifl women on tap
	6	on phone
	6	they are sedated
	30	oops that your real head
	52	do you play the lottery?
	1	I was just thinking thee to myself day dreaming what is the fastest way to get rich 🤔 seriously even if breaking the law is an option ways the fastest ay of doing it?
	6	dominos pepporni
	6	get a dominos
	6	pizza
	6	🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
	59	Cheese and marmite on toast
	52	if you won the lottery what would you do?
	1	if it's fast it has to be fraudulent
	1	I'm moving in you horny bastard I want some too there not all for you haha 😆 🤣 😜
	6	dont worry about that
	52	drink a coffee
	6	i am doing night shift as well tomorrow
	6	as long as i get 8 hours i be good
	1	is the money good though
	52	think of the money you will earn
	6	250 a night need nowadays
	6	not 120
	52	do you get paid a lot more for nights
	1	you need to make at least 12 quid an hour
	1	you better mate 12 would be slavery
	59	Seriously though, has selling up crossed your mind, or would that be too irresponsible. I guess the job gives you stability and purpose.
	6	14-20 quid yeah
	1	you should be making 15
	6	best
	6	but really just need a lump some 100k fior all of us
	52	what happens if you fall asleep on nights?
	6	so we can start our own businesses up
	6	escape the system
	59	How much do you think the house is worth JT?
	49	We could become cheesy puff vendors
	1	would u sell up sewn fuck the house let's go get those beauty's
	52	if you sleep in security what happens?
	6	2k sub need
	6	alot of the incels never came back
	6	from last channel
	1	how are they monitoring you whether your sleeping or not do they have caneras
	52	would you get naked and dance in central london for 500k
	64	hello my friend! :D
	1	get ya mate
	1	there long shifts u must smoke alot to kill thd nights
	64	Trump yesterday said that he wants to adress the nation and usually when a president says that during a war that is a big news but... he just said exact same thing he was tweeting about this whole...
	49	Instead of a horses head they leave an old spunky sock.
	1	cool mate that's definitely proficient mate, do u get a van mate that's cool
	64	he keeps saying war ends soon to calm the oil market and he keeps postponding the wars end, amd Israel keeps killing Iranian leaders who want negociate😂
	25	hy wolverine
	1	how did u get that job did u have to do interview wen u applied
	59	Will you get 4 days off after?
	1	good for circulation to shadow box and keeps your brain active and wakes it up too for u
	1	you should do lives during your work mate 👍
	6	was best ways waste time at work
	59	I'm going to go JT, I'll catch up with you later.
	1	fuckin hell mate u must look like a madman no 1s breaking in qe they see some lunatic doing that at 3 in the morninin carpark lol 😆 🤣 😂 😀
	1	but it's good mate keep it up
	52	are you a deep sleeper?
	1	have you ever applied to your local county/city council jobs they pay decent and are very steady pension secure jobs
	1	very decent hours
	1	not if u get on the outdoor shifts it's a piss take council worker road crews do nothing and are famous for it. I know a few lads at it and it's a great job get good pay and very good hours
	1	that's hood u like your job mate

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let's bo bro ✈

Let's get those queen's

Tom & Jack planing big thing's. 👍

Big Jack back at it

life's really short the last 10yrs just flew I don't even know where they went

hey Jack

yep time go's way to fast indeed 👍

What is Aspergers

good friday tomorrow

happy easter

jack are injuries more of a problem with training as one gets older

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🪺🪺🪺🪺🪺

🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

wow

yeah brutal

4 is enough

sould pull a sicky

on one day

wen the sun comes up u go find a job

Let’s get some crack to smoke

2*3*NRkmsz9qyinJuwIh9J122w

hayyy u know meow GOP GOP GOP

PENIS

wt*😂😂😂

Good Friday. Jesus was Crucified.

I am from Pakistan buddy

good, fucked up my shoulder punching bag doing loads

gonna give 7 days off, hopefully recover and can continue

don't be again meow GOP GOP GOP

ally ackba ally ally ackba

Easter one time ment a lot , but unfortunately I've now moved on somewhat 😕

😂😂😂brooooooo

he said what 👀

crazy met a white guy from pakistan , they have people that must of come from indoeuropeans. was in cashmere

I think that the unwatered judo is a style much more effective on the street then jits is

ye I understand that mindset, mine too

hello brother

Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.

hi from the north you mug

the top 10 most inbred country's are arab

2*3*-Aa5pBx7fYPlBTSoch6elg

how you train explosive cardio

with judo, cant you punch someone, if you grab someone coat

Piss ant

I'd argue in a street fight judo is much better then jits to be honest I think jits is not an option in the street tbh

Tisson u good

had a uncle many decades ago in the army; he did boxing and judo to a good standard 👍. he did door security too

if u go to the ground in a street theres a high chance u ain't getting back up mate

Hello

what about ankle lock

20 to think of my own 20s it was wild

I feel like 20 year old are babies

always keep it on the feet mate boxing or thai skills are the best

I wa.

I date my age or older men are different

😀😀😀😀😀Morning Jack from your buddy in Australia 905am Good Friday

you know that's my feminine opinion

apsalutly good way of putting it only in emergency cases like defending. takedown or getting up

I fell down the stairs a month ago Jack

and I literally yelled to myself get up

who ?

literally leggo

Jack and Rose

I'm joking jack you got Bear

🐻

my name isn't rose my nickname is Mickey

what's my real name?

Meegrow

ball sniffer

looks like you just come down with the 10 Commandments

if you guess it i come to UK

yes

haha male dogs can be disgustin and confused at times 😆 🤣

my mama is Jamaican

my name is Hebrew

I'll drop $10 rn if you tattoo the Playboy logo on your forehead

okay here's a hint bud

it means PRINCESS IF GOD

who is prince of god

not God Jesus but prince of God

Benjamin

Michael is the prince of God

rachel

I'm not jewish

Michaela

get up jack

it's not it

Michaela

yes

that's my name

U blaze?

between us

wolverine what happend ????

oiiii logan !!!!

🥀but remember me on here as agonized Dead rose

hy mr. wolverine

sounds pretty chilked being a security guy

repects Jack!

what do you do

respects*

bear is a berry

that's his nickname

awe

he a true OG

Get that immigrant work ethnic... Like an Indian hovering up over-time.

if my name were Rachel I would cry

who will know if just go to sleep in office

I love my name but screw it I'm agonized Dead Rose for forever

I was going to named JACQUELINE

don't get many rory's anymore

hahahaha

bring back rorys

jack

I was to be sean

I lie

like*

Northern irish??

the name Caleb

Celts

Bit of an ole mixture ain't ya mucka

have you heard of Cecot jail?

nowt wrong wiv that

so random but so good

no one commit crime because imagine all jails became Cecot

probably got Roman in ya too

somewhere

I g2g my friend called me I'll miss you

and bear bye

oh wait the romans didn't get to scotland

😫 🫂

bye Jack

should we get reparations from italy?

Jack and rose im joking live freely my buddy

awe thank you

they pillaged the fuck out the country

bloody French

might have a point

lol

some still are, been to oldham?

haha

you dirty sheep shagger

are you welsh ?

@Jack_Tisson83 You've been on cigars

a roman supremasist

say uwu

sorry to hesr

yes and their culture with their prized jacket potato

I often wonder what things would be like if there were less invasions in history 🤔

🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

☕☕☕☕☕

its brutal being a sub 5 male

women will never understand

You've been on cigars

☠💀💀💀💀💀☠☠

The Vikings were te greates conqueres

U want head??

its a really dark place being a 40 year old man and working minimum wage or in a warehouse

especially if single

i need fix up before i get 40 in 7 years

then you get these cunts that say just turn too god

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Where is this guy who was always in your shat. He's funny. His name is Indian Alpha Male?

yeah nealry 33 next month so i am at similar asge to you whenyou stopped drinking alcohol

so yeah need fix up

I need to read a book about how to be funny

you look round witched

Tom you on here babes ?

If you get a girl in that room your smoke will kill her libido

yo Mr bombastic

hi Jack I was on here before you popped up in my lives and i found Tom on here and my brother train at his gym haha wat were the chances lol

it is bullshit yeah these jobs

tom arter?

really can't blame people

ah aha ha ha ha

for milking the system

Interviews are bs

aha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I wish I can milk the system

people are losing hope

250k for average home

men need purpose

that been taking away from us

if you can't provide

what we on about tonight guys

then what we meant to do

everything is inflated

27 letters of the alphabet jumbled around for hours on end expressing unfulfilled drives.

hi jack hope ur good

frome dating too housing too food and fuel everything is inflated out of funking control

idk why i got timed out the other day

I know luck ofc

💀 ☠ 💀 ☠ 💀 ☠ 💀

😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂

😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

prohibit pic

Has Tom Been on here jack

FUCK OFF AMANDA CONNOLLY

2*6*ChwKGkNLNlRuNUdjMEpNREZSOEgxZ0FkVC13MVpB

oh philbin

Give your dog a shower and a spray

amanda do u fancy a candlelit dinner at my local shish kebab hun? xx

really cannot blame people for checking out of this society at this point

Tom's a good chatter

Sheffield keep you posted to keep you posted

van dwelling is growing in response too the housing market

the feminine breed

UK is still the greatest nation in my opinion.

stop ignoring me

car dwelling to save 10k on rent so I can buy a Rolex and get a wife.

ever think of some lodgers for some extra income, Jack. although can be risky too

we times by two

you look mookied

the wife will cheat on u whilst her bull wears ur rolex at same time

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹

this uk 🇬🇧 is finished

Happening fella

civil war soon surely

this will be the end

that describes me as a 40 yo

Tom is always on bout getting you over here jack

how long reckon he have left 🐕

staffy

Ron Weasley harry potter Hedwig's world

northern Ireland and Scotland

Are cigars too expensive for you?

you two seem very similar going by the story's he's told me 😆

cuddles?

Trump 2028

baggie dog house

🇩🇰🫡

si abarazos🫂

abrazos

hopefully no trump 2028 🥺

😂

you look witch wiganed

cuddle fuck?😏

You are good at Spanish. You do not use English rules in Spanish, like other English oeple do

Sup jack

What’s your favourite way to wipe??

stop ignoring me please

You go from front to back? Or vice versa

did the iron hurt your face in home alone 1?

Evening

said hi

how’s the job situation currently?

There are fairies in the forest

I used to think I’d like to live in the forest after the apocalypse but I’m having my doubts now

is there cover to hide from the authorities though

Hey jack

Thought u was working

uk 🇬🇧 is hyperinflated for sure

best you can do is have a little smallholding farm I reckon

things have got so unsustainable surley something will give

UK has apple farms and cider brewries

can't just invite people with no morals who rape women into the country with free housing

surely civil war will start

by 2030 people ain't gunna go on like this

youtube is becoming a platform and more watched than normal TV

what does taht tell you

well I'm off to bed jack nice chatting and listening to you thanks👍 if Tom pops back in tell him I popped in and said hi 🛏

people waking up

I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR LIVES BUD

I always think that each global / economic crisis will be the end but the system keeps on surviving, and this one will be no different I think - things just get a bit worse

Russia has dirt roads in villages hidden from foreiners

WALES BUD

Mud in the willage roads

Wales highest slum blaenau gwent valley

I once shot a singular ant out of a cannon and tracked exactly where it landed

nose

Why do people keep saying Africa is rich. I do not see it more than I see UK oil and gas

there won’t be a total collapse but even if there is the system will just reform itself basically the same really quickly

UK has nothing except immigration

Scotland has a lot of oil reserves

doritos

salt and vinegar pringles are so addictive

yeah crisps are so additive

they have something in them that keeps you coming back

African reserves do not actually belong to them because they will never own the technology. It would be a mistake for the West to lat them understand and own the technology

WHAT U THINKS GONNA HAPPEN WITH ILLEGALS ???? SUMMER SOON MORE BOATS

How was Judo Jack?

ChatGPTclaims to be ehtical.

ChatGPT thinks he is an angEL

I suck at business

just face it if you could just stream for 8 hours a day 5 days a week and earn money you would

Leprechaun

Yum yum yum eat up them lucky charms

steak pie chips n gravy for din din?

that'd what kind of crisps the need to make

uk is done

should be tuitle of next video

title

move to the country mate

no was speaking to the bloke who said the UK was done

Sudan has the tallest and most bbeautiful women

Jack is you were 34 years old unemployed single and heartbroken I can't get over a breakup it's been effecting me for years is this common for people?

Yeah. they're fighting there

My grildfriend moved to Japan for a job 7 years ago and just left me

evening all hope you ate swell buddy

@Jumbotron-l1s You need to forget that girl, mate

shes your ex

I believe theres always one love off your life

easy come easy go life's to short

Love is a dangerous game, an sex is even lethal

What’s happening here?

Do you want to have children?

omg dad, I've been looking everywhere for you. did you get the milk and cigarettes yet?

Yeah its true.

Nah bollochs to that - just caught in the stor

Storm

do you ever lay in bed at night and thoughts race through your head and question your life?

You’ll be sound

im wrong theres two every one loves there mum ..

is that a south east London accent?

ah my bad

I think essex and London is the same

Money for a few beers help?

If you drink a few beers it helps me relax usually i drink 8 cans a night

What makes this better?

is 8 cans a night an alcohol problem?

Yeah fine if you can handle kids

isn't alcholic someone who wakes up in the morning and drinks

drinking in the evening is common

Most are

Man*

you sound like a catch..can't believe she left 😄

so people who drink at night are alcoholics?

Billy Bragg has an Essex accent, if you know who that is

nor do i

in the UK most people are drinking every night it's normal

but i liked his songs a ways back when. I was a lad

assalamulaikum

are you pakistani?

do you think there is a drugs and alchol epidemic in the UK?

How mch were you drinking in your alcoholic years?

Yeah single mums aren't for me in terms of a serious relationship. Only a fling.

do you think the UK will go back to a traditional normal society?

do you think there will be lower birth rates amongst gen z?

why are there low birth rates in the west?

abortions?

Mate, can you unban that other handle at some point. Just thought I'd pop in and say hello.

said hi

I feel empty jack

Women are not interested in average men

they think they are above them

so many issues causing the birth rates

good thing is all this information is out there now for men

if you want a quick and delicious long lasting protein snack follow these instructions step one buy chicken breast or diced chicken and thai sweet chili sensations

hence wont get divorced

yeah the low status male they keep well away

unless maybe a bad boy ciminal

but still he has hav e some sort of look about him and give him the edge

step 2 grind crisps and meat in grinder with butter and a splash of olive oil salt and pepper until it's like a fine paste

your never please a women

heat up a frying pan and pour contents into pan fry and flip

that phase will always be true

Pandora's box has already been opened. I think the fact in most households you need two wages to help pay the mortgage, whereas before a woman's main role was to rear children and be a housewife.

until crispy

these modern women are not gunna cook for you

Have you ever been with eastern European women Jack?

last generation of women that cooked were gen x

your mother

hi Jack 👋 🇬🇧

lucky to have a sister

or mother

i think blood reletives only love us unconditionally

the male / female relationship is so transanctional

you have provide something for a women who is not related to you too even care about you

a human doing

not a human being

thinking ape taught me all this and woke me up

and wheat waffles

🧇🧇🧇🧇

best wake up at midday tomorrow

if your doing a night shift

get at least 8 hours be fine

is is it unhealthy to sleep next to pets i do it with my cat

yeah for sure 5 too much nowadays

wspecially since cost of living is so brutal not even any mptiovation too work

Why are you doing 5 now then, for the money or you have to?

just do the bare minimum and be done with it

all that tax as well being wasted

Do you do 5 on 5 off?

Can you read/listen to podcasts while on shift?

do you have a pension?

life is cope

what will you do once you retire?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

will your pension be enough or will you have to keep working?

copium

🏔⛰⛰🏔🏔🏔🏔

I thought that today

Order that "The Grass Arena" mate, you'll read that in a few days.

its brutal out there man proper meat grinder economy and society

too escape the meat grinder

🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩

🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩

wil you get a mortgage?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

a mortgae is a death trap

250k for a house average man is locking himslef in debt with a mortage and kids

crazy

opt for the van life

low cost

living

will your pension be enough to live on?

fuck the mortage

what is you future plan?

this is so brutal complete cope

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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is being a bar manager a good job?

can you make good manager as a security manager?

good money

thousand million one billion imagine that amount of money wtf would you even do with it 🤔 😆 🤣

💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

britain is a ticking time bomb

Hahaha too right brother 🤣 Mr two

aint even got a future army

ya ya nah nah

you think zoomers are signing up too serve this country

haha

that be the life

what do you think about the Ukraine russia war?

that head filter is hilarious

yo bro im hungry and I don't know what to eat give me suggestions please

men have been sedated

You could probably sell up and move to SE Asia or Africa.

got porn on tap beautifl women on tap

on phone

they are sedated

oops that your real head

do you play the lottery?

I was just thinking thee to myself day dreaming what is the fastest way to get rich 🤔 seriously even if breaking the law is an option ways the fastest ay of doing it?

dominos pepporni

get a dominos

pizza

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

Cheese and marmite on toast

if you won the lottery what would you do?

if it's fast it has to be fraudulent

I'm moving in you horny bastard I want some too there not all for you haha 😆 🤣 😜

dont worry about that

drink a coffee

i am doing night shift as well tomorrow

as long as i get 8 hours i be good

is the money good though

think of the money you will earn

250 a night need nowadays

not 120

do you get paid a lot more for nights

you need to make at least 12 quid an hour

you better mate 12 would be slavery

Seriously though, has selling up crossed your mind, or would that be too irresponsible. I guess the job gives you stability and purpose.

14-20 quid yeah

you should be making 15

best

but really just need a lump some 100k fior all of us

what happens if you fall asleep on nights?

so we can start our own businesses up

escape the system

How much do you think the house is worth JT?

We could become cheesy puff vendors

would u sell up sewn fuck the house let's go get those beauty's

if you sleep in security what happens?

2k sub need

alot of the incels never came back

from last channel

how are they monitoring you whether your sleeping or not do they have caneras

would you get naked and dance in central london for 500k

hello my friend! :D

get ya mate

there long shifts u must smoke alot to kill thd nights

Trump yesterday said that he wants to adress the nation and usually when a president says that during a war that is a big news but... he just said exact same thing he was tweeting about this whole...

Instead of a horses head they leave an old spunky sock.

cool mate that's definitely proficient mate, do u get a van mate that's cool

he keeps saying war ends soon to calm the oil market and he keeps postponding the wars end, amd Israel keeps killing Iranian leaders who want negociate😂

hy wolverine

how did u get that job did u have to do interview wen u applied

Will you get 4 days off after?

good for circulation to shadow box and keeps your brain active and wakes it up too for u

you should do lives during your work mate 👍

was best ways waste time at work

I'm going to go JT, I'll catch up with you later.

fuckin hell mate u must look like a madman no 1s breaking in qe they see some lunatic doing that at 3 in the morninin carpark lol 😆 🤣 😂 😀

but it's good mate keep it up

are you a deep sleeper?

have you ever applied to your local county/city council jobs they pay decent and are very steady pension secure jobs

very decent hours

not if u get on the outdoor shifts it's a piss take council worker road crews do nothing and are famous for it. I know a few lads at it and it's a great job get good pay and very good hours

that's hood u like your job mate

wen u get time off we go to africa for two weeks

west as you say

how long wil you be on that schedule for and been that u mentioned u would do it will they now leave you on it permanently

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